Time to pull out the kleenex.....Eve's 500th post

[*Eve*]

Ok, since everyone else has announced their status change on the board, I figured, when in Rome.......

Anyway, is it 500 already? I can't believe that I have wasted so much of my life on you people. Laurel you make me sick. You must be sending out some kind of hypnotic waves from this site to hook people.
Seriously though, it still overwhelms me at how this site has grown. I remember a time when I just came here to read the stories and then suddenly this board comes along, and more wonderful writers contribute and many people weave their ways in and out of our lives. I remember remember when the board started and there was Deborah, DCL, Rodrigo, Xxplorer, SouthernHelle and many more. Then along comes Endlessly, Nicole, Xander, Lasher, Ravenloft. (I can'y make a whole list because I know I'm leaving people out and for that I'm sorry). The board has revolved so much and so many people have come and gone. Even the Dave-73s and the Dee-Coles have added a little to what makes this board so unique and fun. This is a tight group of mostly good and genuine people.

I know I have said this many times but thanks Laurel and Manu for creating literotica, and making it free. It's the best site on the web in my opinion, and thank you to every single member on this board for giving me hours of entertainment. I hope to be around for 500 more.

 

[Nexxus]

Oh MAN!!! I saw "pulling out kleenex" and thought this was a thread to mastur...nevermind!
Congrats Eve...you are great to read and I feel like maybe now you can go outside and see whats changed in the past few months!!
Best wishes on your new found fame!

Nex

 

[Xander]

Well well well. Finally *Eve*
Congrats to you and here's to another 500.
Cheers girl

 

[Magic Merlin]

Congrats Eve!

I bet you didn't know what you were getting into when you walked into this place, did you? Little did you know that your life as you once knew it was about to end. That all of your free time would be spent in coming here, reading, posting, reading and posting.

Its an evil conspiracy, I tell you!

Congratulations again, Eve! I'm glad your here.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Congrats. We're all hooked. It's terrible, isn't is?

 

[Xander]

Yes DCL

It's a curse. Really it is

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Congrat's Eve! I know about the getting hooked stuff I am really begining to believe the hypnotic wave stuff. LOL

Bonnie

 

[Rosebud]

congrats eve....yippee another guru!!!!!watch out everyone...we now have another on the run for 1000
http://www.animationlover.com/Animation7/Cartoons/Girl_runs.gif

 

[Laurel]

Hey Eve, you're a superstar. Thanks for all of your awesome posts and incredible stories. You add so much to the site, and your support is appreciated like crazy!

 

[Laurel]

Oh, and you're a total hottie. Forgot that part!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Many congrats *eve*
kisses licks and nibbles!!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Gurus do it in the Garden of Eden!

Congrats Eve! ... this one's for you dear ...

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem Eve", God asks. "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals and that hilarious, comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." God queries, "Why is that Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely and I am sick to death of apples!" Eve answers.

"Well," says God, "In that case Eve, I have a solution. I shall create a 'man' for you." Eve asks, "What's a 'man' Lord?"

The Lord explains, "This 'man' will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but, since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things, like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need advice to think properly."

"Sounds GREAT!" says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch Lord", she asks. "Well, you can have him on one condition,"states God, "As I said before, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring......so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret...you know...'Woman to Woman'."

 

[Nicole]

*wipping tears from eyes*

There she is everyone .... My boss.

*Eve* I am so proud of you, you are what keeps me addicted babe.

From the first day I came here you have made me feel more than welcome and it is due to people like you that I keep comming back.

I hope the next 500 and as much joy as the first 500 ... By the way you are a hottie and a half.

Now about that pay rise ....

Love ya babe, keep it up.

From your number one fan. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

 

[Jade]

Wooo HOO!!

(I am cheerleading for you and kicking my leg up Eve... not doing the best job but I know you'll love me anyway!)

Congrats!

 

[*Eve*]

You like me!! You really really like me!!!

Thanks you all so much. Now the only proble I have when I get around to reaching one thousand is what to call myself. Oh well at the rate it took me to make guru, I think I have a few months to come.

 

[Gil]

Good Heavens, Izzy! I NEVER knew...thanks for clueing me in!

Ribs anyone?

Oh and EVE honey,

Congrats!