Time to pick up my blowup date

[Very_Bad_Man]

Almost midnight here and my date awaits.

Party on fuckers

Remember: Do not drink and drive.

 

[thør]

The iWoman.

 

[redheadedtxn]

I give yellow cab plenty of business! I wll be out partying wth Mr Wonderful this evening . Have fun vbm

 

[JD_Cockefeller]

Is blowing her up considered foreplay?

 

[John Doe]

My friends asked me if there was anything in particular I wanted for my birthday. I thought it would be funny to say I'd like a blowup date...

So they set me up with a suicide bomber.