Time to go play Chess

SINthysist

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When did you begin?

Self-taught at eight. My Uncle gave me a board and a book. Also my first Hundred defeats or so.


Everyone, especially Thumper, who I've played hard with,

HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY EVENING!
 
My brother taught me to play when I was 12. It's been ages since I've played tho, so I doubt I even remember how. I used to play against the cumputer when I was in high school, but that was so long ago. Damn, I feel old. :)
 
I remember playing on the computer in highschool. Of course this was pre-windows so it was a text based game. I had to draw a board on a paper to follow the game, and still get my ass thouroughly kicked!
 
Did it get better from Chessmaster to Chessmaster 4000? The graphics got better, but the game kicked my ass exactly the same way.


GEE DCL, I thought you were so popular and so in demand that you would be busy on a Friday Night! Doesn't the local High School have some events planned?
 
“I walked out on stage where a hundred pimply kids were waiting to audition. They looked so small. Tiny, even. I wondered if I should have worn a tie or something, 'cause suddenly I felt way old.

I checked her card, expecting her to be a freshman, probably fifteen years old… She seemed too tiny. But then, they all did.

She was way too young to contemplate anything other than a good late-night jerk-off fantasy. Problem was I knew that I'd never be able to lay back in my bed later that night and conjure up her pretty, young body in my mind, without having first had some actual emotional contact with her.

But this girl was a high school student, and I knew there was no way I could come up with a plausible storyline that ends up with us in bed. But I wanted very much to have that jerk-off session, so I had to try something a little dangerous. I would have to touch her. And not just a brush or two. I would have to touch her for an extended time, feel her skin, maybe even smell her, so I could bring up the sensations later and become aroused. What I came up with was somewhat innocent, a little dirty, and definitely perverted. And I had to be real careful.

I was feeling very perverted, letting my eyes dance all over her.

As the music began I unbuttoned my jeans. No one could see me in the back, it was too dark, and I was behind a table, and I very much needed to readjust Mr. Happy, who had grown considerably since I made contact with Patti. I swear that's all I was planning to do, but the moment I touched the old P-man, he jumped up and grew another inch. Oh yes, I was aroused, and I knew I had to do a little stroking. So I looked around. No one was near. It was dark. I was feeling seriously anxious. So I did it. I pulled my cock out. Jesus, I was so scared someone would come running back to ask me a question and catch me! But no one did. So I kept on stroking. Hidden behind the table I was able to stroke myself off while watching Patti dance.”

“I squeezed my cock hard and let out a little sigh, which no one could hear thanks to Mr. McCoy's loud piano. I placed a T-shirt from my rehearsal bag over my stomach and jerked off harder. I saw myself peeling her tights off, turning her around and entering her tiny pussy from behind, fucking her right there on the stage, spreading those little sweaty little legs, pushing my cock into her and listening to her moan with her first orgasm, and her gabbing my ass and pulling me deeper into her cunt. I put my finger up to my nose, smelled her sweat again, and came all over the T-shirt.”
 
When I saw your question...

I thought back and can't for the life of me remember when I learnt how to play chess.

I remember playing the game at around eight or so but I feel as though I drifted into it. Like sex.

But I suppose someone, somewhere, must have taught me once.

Thanks, whoever you were...

:)
 
Re: When I saw your question...

p_p_man said:
I remember playing the game at around eight or so but I feel as though I drifted into it. Like sex.:)

You drifted into sex at around eight?:eek: :confused:
 
Isn't kind of a right of passage?

Your first lesson in tactics and thinking ahead?

I am working with a couple of my young fighters and watching the learning process is probably one of the greatest pleasures I have ever known.

I love it when they learn to beat me. Then they have what it takes to go on to even greater victories in life.
 
Re: Re: When I saw your question...

Mensa said:


You drifted into sex at around eight?:eek: :confused:


Now I come to think of it...

I was nine...

'n' dat's da trut'

:)
 
One Move East

I'll break you at Scrabbel

howza bout some cheap Tacos after?:rose:
 
I'll break you at Scrabbel

You may find that diffikult!


:D :p :cool:


Pawn to Queen 4
 
The kid down the block likes to play online because he wins. I clean his clock everytime. I fact, everyone I know claims to win on-line. So who are the losers? Yayati? I mean, there must be some awful players out there...
 
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