Time to embarrass my friend!

[naudiz]

Wysteria, welcome to Lit!

Lit., welcome to Wysteria!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Greetings and salutations, Wysteria. We're not as bad as naudiz said.

We're much naughtier.

 

[Bindii]

Welcome to Lit Wysteria.....we look forward to getting to know you much, much better!

 

[Jimi]

Hello, Wysteria - welcome to Bedlam.

 

[unclej]

welcome, welcome. is there anything more beautiful than wysteria and dogwood in bloom during spring?

 

[Bindii]

Well Wysteria don't just stand there with your mouth open, say something (or put something in it!).

 

[Wysteria]

Meeeeeeeee!

Green things and salivations to you all! I feel suitably welcomed.

Oh, and Naudiz is, indeed, she who rocks most mightily.

 

[Bindii]

Ah you have a tongue - thats good to see! Welcome aboard.

 

[Dillinger]

Any friend of Naudiz... is.. uh... you know.

Welcome to Lit.

 

[naudiz]

Well, Wyst. It was either that or Cockslut Denmother.

Hey! Chef! See? I do have friends! I didn't even have to pay this one to admit she knows me!

 

[Wysteria]

Any friend of Naudiz is... Strange? Worrisome? A glutton for punishment?

=I= still like Cockslut Denmother. Then I could add Cockslut Minion to my signature, after all.

And I do have a tongue. It's pink! And moist! And all muscle, baby! Admire it!

*shows off her name, as well* I hope you all like 'Wysteria' -- it was down to that or 'Helen Bedd'.

...hey, wait. You mean I could've gotten =paid= for revealing my ties to you, Naudiz? Damn. Damn! Can we pretend I didn't say it already and try again?

 

[Dillinger]

You should meet cymbidia - you can start a gardening club.

Meanwhile Naudiz and I can toss runes.

http://www.artofmonet.com/images/Large/1909_Wisteria.JPG

 

[Wysteria]

.oO( John Dillinger Died For YOU! )

Technically the plant is 'wisteria', but I like my gratuytous 'Y'.

As for the picture... I don't know where you dug it up, but... I was young! I needed the money!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Another floral addition to the lit family...welcome Wysteria. You'll grow on us in time. I'm almost sure of it.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Any friend of Naudiz is... Strange? Worrisome? A glutton for punishment?

And therefore should fit in quite nicely around here.

 

[glamorilla]

Hello!

Wysteia is a beautiful color.

Warm,vibrant and slightly shocking.

 

[naudiz]

How apt.

Wyst: I'll pay you in girly-giggles. Half now, half when, uh... look, just stay out of my booze.

 

[Sillyman]

If she is anything like that psycho karaoke women, get her the hell away from me.

 

[naudiz]

You love me. Admit it.

Hey, can I borrow a lock of your hair? Don't mind the bubbling cauldron.

 

[Sillyman]

You love me. Admit it.

Hey, can I borrow a lock of your hair? Don't mind the bubbling cauldron.

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, demoness.

 

[naudiz]

Curses! I'll flay the skin from your bo-

Er, I mean demoness? I'm a delicate flower of femininity!

 

[Wysteria]

Hey, Naudiz... can I see the delicate flower of your femininity? http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/angels/azzangel.gif

 

[alildevilish]

welcome

I hope you like it here


Wooo Hoo this is my 100th post

 

[naudiz]

Hey, Naudiz... can I see the delicate flower of your femininity? http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/angels/azzangel.gif

I gotcher flower of femininity right here. IN MY PANTS!

Oh, wait. I guess that's what you were getting at, huh?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Meeeeeeeee!

Green things and salivations to you all! I feel suitably welcomed.

Oh, and Naudiz is, indeed, she who rocks most mightily.

I still dont believe you have a friend.