Tim1

[Clitfucker]

Hey Tim1 please make me laugh some more please I need a good laugh. Come on now, don't be a motherfucker here.

 

[Tim1]

Hey Tim1 please make me laugh some more please I need a good laugh. Come on now, don't be a motherfucker here.

Now I done told you once here Clitfucker that i got my finger pointed at you. You better keep a watch out for me there Clitfucker. I have ways to penetrate secret files to find where you are there Clitfucker.

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: Tim1

Now I done told you once here Clitfucker that i got my finger pointed at you. You better keep a watch out for me there Clitfucker. I have ways to penetrate secret files to find where you are there Clitfucker.

Oh really? And how's that Mr. Bean?

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: Re: Tim1

Oh really? And how's that Mr. Bean?

What? Don't tell me I got ya scared now Clitfucker. Well just don't you worry about it. Old Tim1 has his ways. Hey Clitfucker.....ever take a lie detector test?

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Tim1

What? Don't tell me I got ya scared now Clitfucker. Well just don't you worry about it. Old Tim1 has his ways. Hey Clitfucker.....ever take a lie detector test?

No, and never will. Why?

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tim1

No, and never will. Why?

Well Clitfucker, I just want to see what kinda guy you really are. See if your worthy of the great group we people have here at LIT.

Why don't you step back into my office and take these wires and put them around your chest there Clitfucker. It won't hurt. It will all be over in just a few min.

Follow me.

 

[Wiggles]

I feel some sexual tension here, or is it just me?

PS... Leave the blinds open, sharing is fun.

 

[Tim1]

I feel some sexual tension here, or is it just me?

PS... Leave the blinds open, sharing is fun.

SEXUAL tension?......Bite your sweet tongue there Wiggles. Just havin fun with the new guy. Camon lemme, I didn't hurt no one.

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tim1

Well Clitfucker, I just want to see what kinda guy you really are. See if your worthy of the great group we people have here at LIT.

Why don't you step back into my office and take these wires and put them around your chest there Clitfucker. It won't hurt. It will all be over in just a few min.

Follow me.

Oh all right. I'll take the damn lie detector test, but make it quick cause I'm a busy man.

 

[Tim1]

ok

Now sit right here Clitfucker, and DON"t move. (stretching the wires around clitfuckers chest). Listen I'm gunna ask you some questions just to set this up ok?

Have anything to hide there Clitfucker?

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: ok

Now sit right here Clitfucker, and DON"t move. (stretching the wires around clitfuckers chest). Listen I'm gunna ask you some questions just to set this up ok?

Have anything to hide there Clitfucker?

Nope. I don't have a damn thing to hide, hurry up.

 

[Wiggles]

SEXUAL tension?......Bite your sweet tongue there Wiggles. Just havin fun with the new guy. Camon lemme, I didn't hurt no one.

Oh, damn!

Can I at least watch then? I promise to be good.


*What does this button do?*

*Zzzztttpphht*

(Sorry Fucker)

 

[bluemuse]

Am I the only one....

....who thinks that our dear clitfucker hasn't been taking his medication as prescribed?

I'm I insane because I think that this thread is entertaining?

Do I need to get a life?


bluemuse

 

[Clitfucker]

Dammit.

Oh, damn!

Can I at least watch then? I promise to be good.


*What does this button do?*

*Zzzztttpphht*

(Sorry Fucker)

Dammit Wiggles why did you have to press that button and shock the hell out of me?

 

[Tim1]

Oh, damn!

Can I at least watch then? I promise to be good.


*What does this button do?*

*Zzzztttpphht*

(Sorry Fucker)

Alright Wiggles.....take a seat over there and you can watch as I strap Clitfucker in this chair here.......HEY CLITFUCKER where the hell are you?????

 

[Tim1]

I told ya

That Clitfucker had something to hide.....Damn it anyway Clitfucker. Get your butt in this chair here so we can get this over with.

 

[Clitfucker]

Alright Wiggles.....take a seat over there and you can watch as I strap Clitfucker in this chair here.......HEY CLITFUCKER where the hell are you?????

Over here in the shadows. Could you please stop acting like a motherfucker and get this show on the road so that I can go and find an attractive woman and fuck her clit.

 

[Tim1]

ok

Over here in the shadows. Could you please stop acting like a motherfucker and get this show on the road so that I can go and find an attractive woman and fuck her clit.

Alright Clitfucker.......I'm gunna ask you a few questions. You can answer me in the order I ask....OK Clitfucker???? Now listen up here.....

1. What is your Lit name?
2. Have you or do you intend to bother any of the wonderful people here at LIT?
3. Do you promise NOT to post any stupid ass threads like this one ever again?
4. If you do get some action here......will you share?

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: ok

Alright Clitfucker.......I'm gunna ask you a few questions. You can answer me in the order I ask....OK Clitfucker???? Now listen up here.....

1. What is your Lit name?
2. Have you or do you intend to bother any of the wonderful people here at LIT?
3. Do you promise NOT to post any stupid ass threads like this one ever again?
4. If you do get some action here......will you share?

1. Clitfucker
2. I don't intend on bothering anybody, unless they bother me.
3. I promise.
4) Yes, I promise that I will share all the juicy details.

Now are we done here yet?

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: ok

1. Clitfucker
2. I don't intend on bothering anybody, unless they bother me.
3. I promise.
4) Yes, I promise that I will share all the juicy details.

Now are we done here yet?

Now wait a minute there Clitfucker, you seem awful ready for this to be over. I'm not sure yet that you are a honest to goodness Lit person yet. You didn't know but every one of the Newbies has to sit in my chair....You didn't know that now did you Clitfucker?
Oh you think I singled you out? NOOOOOO Clitfucker. I have my eyes on you remember?

OK........two more questions and then we are done Clitfucker.

READY:

1. Are you what the Lit women would Call a "Hunk"?
2. Will you promise to leave my women alone? (like I have 100's)

Alright Clitfucker answer those and then I'll let you nknow if your Lit material....Ok there Clitfaulker?

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: Re: ok

Now wait a minute there Clitfucker, you seem awful ready for this to be over. I'm not sure yet that you are a honest to goodness Lit person yet. You didn't know but every one of the Newbies has to sit in my chair....You didn't know that now did you Clitfucker?
Oh you think I singled you out? NOOOOOO Clitfucker. I have my eyes on you remember?

OK........two more questions and then we are done Clitfucker.

READY:

1. Are you what the Lit women would Call a "Hunk"?
2. Will you promise to leave my women alone? (like I have 100's)

Alright Clitfucker answer those and then I'll let you nknow if your Lit material....Ok there Clitfaulker?

1. Hell yeah.
2. Yes, but if they start coming on to me and flirting with me, then you better believe that I am going to do the same thing.

Sure hope that I am Lit material, *says that in a sarcastic tone*

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: Re: Re: ok

1. Hell yeah.
2. Yes, but if they start coming on to me and flirting with me, then you better believe that I am going to do the same thing.

Sure hope that I am Lit material, *says that in a sarcastic tone*

ALRIGHT Clitfucker, I can see your getting bored with this. (Leaning over to un do the straps). Your free to go on the boards now Clitfucker. BUT REMEMBER, I have my eyes(points at eyes) on you Clitfucker. If I see any monkey business I'll shoot your ass.

Now Girls....he says he's a Hunk. I wouldn't know and I don't give a shit, BUT believe me Clitfucker, these girls on Lit are NO easy targets. But if you find one you said youd tell all about it.

ALRIGHT........enough LADIES & GENTS.................I GIVE TO YOU THIS DAY OF FEBRUARY 13, 2002


C L I T F F U C K E R


Go and have FUN and remember that "My eyes are watching"

Unoffficial Lit Lie Detector "I got my eyes on you" checker.

Tim1.