Tiggs I thought of you...

[forgetunome]

http://www.freebackgrounds.com/kit12.gif

Tiggs is happy to see Xander!!

 

[Merelan]

ROFL......

I wonder how she is feeling now?

 

[forgetunome]

Me thinks she's sleeping off the drink...or have you noticed Xander isn't here either? Hmmmmm...wonder if they're together? Shall we start a rumor?

 

[Merelan]

ooohhh... a rumour.
No, no one around here listens to gossip, and would never, ever spread it. But, did you know what I heard?
My Aunt, the one with gout... talked to the Vicar's housemaid, the shy one, whose Uncle runs the taxi service downtown. He says, and why would he make this up? That one of the other drivers wives belongs to the same strip club as Tiggs, and...
you are never going to believe this. But, and I don't like to spread tales,
she was down there last night and was boasting to that new stripper, the one who wears the diaper and rubber pants,
that...
she and a certain man were going to practice down under.
So, my guess... and it is so obvious, is that. well. You know.

 

[Roll-One]

UH OH

Two ppl spreading rumors....
lalalalalalala, as i lean over so i can hear better. hehe

 

[Guest]

OMFG!!!!!

That is sooooo cute! lol And I finally rolled out of bed (ALONE! lol) around noonish thanks to Ezzie. lol

<Whispering softly> It's okay Xander, honey, I think I fooled them. You can come out now!

 

[Merelan]

but, and you won't believe this. My hairdresser, the one who says he is from Paris, but is really from Toedo Ohio, well... he knows a girl that gets her hair done at the place next to that little deli, and she saw Xander in there the other day, ordering a sub special for two. Well, that alone is enough to make you wonder, but..
then he wanted them wrapped seperately as he said it was for a visiting friend who might not have time to eat it before she had to bounce off...
well... you know her nickname... so... bounce... Tiggs... isn't that obvious?
But don't you tell anyone I told you.

 

[Ezzie]

But you like wake up calls...

Especially when I serenade you with my song of the day.

How 'bout next time I call I sing something by... Limp Bizkit perhaps? LOL

"So go ahead and talk shit, talk shit about me. Go ahead and talk shit about MY G-G-G-Generation"

 

[forgetunome]

Oh NO...

Merelan, I had heard that about Xander buying a sub for two but...alas trying to give him the benefit of the doubt...but coming from you...well, there is nuttin' else to think but....


Xander & Tiggs the gig is up we know what you're up to!

P.S. glad you like the tigger...Tiggs

 

[Guest]

Xander and Tiggs sittin' in the tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g...
Wait? Why am I helping spread more rumors??? lol

 

[Merelan]

Runours, what runours? I haven't heard anyone spreading rumours...

except Fleetwood Mac...hahaha.......

 

[forgetunome]

OMG...

Pointing up to tree trying to gather all of the literotica board to watch Xander & Tiggs!

Hey...someone wanna get the water hose?

 

[Guest]

Hose? <perk> Hee hee hee

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Well I don't have a water hose,how about a video camera?

 

[forgetunome]

A video camera Mackdaddy u r awesome! That's even better! We can show home movies on the board!

 

[Guest]

This is getting better and better by the minute!! lol

 

[Merelan]

What's getting harder?

 

[insideShiraz]

Mmmm, Tiggs...

Where is all This about you and the X-Man cumming from? Did I miss something in the 3 days that I've been away? All I have to say about that is...Mmmmm, Tiggs...

 

[Thumper]

Can't believe I know this...

We're not one's to go 'round spreadin rumors,
Why really we're just not the gossipin' kind
You'll never hear one of us repeating gossip..
So you better be sure and listen close the first time!!!

OK brainiacs...from whence did that little ditty spring?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

What's getting harder?

*looks down*
Ooops,er um what do you mean?

 

[forgetunome]

Zoom lens...

Mackdaddy you need to zoom in...Hey I think Ravenlofts' penis is still lodged in Tiggs cunt from the other thread.

Oh...Tiggs you nasty girl!

Wait 'til Ravenloft finds out! I hope I 'm around when he finds out! I think he'll have to eat it out!

 

[Guest]

Okay, here goes... 3 days ago (when Lit was down early in the morning) Xander IMed me. It was the first time that we had ever really talked. Later on that day (when the board was working again) I saw the thread that said "Thank you thank you..." In that thread I "met" Ravenloft really for the first time. We were talking about Xander, and Raven kept yelling...lol (Read that thread to understand better.) Anyway, being the horny lil' devil that I am http://smilecwm.tripod.com/scorchio/saevilw.gif I was flirting with Mr. Loft... Then I teased him saying that he better leave me alone because my "fiance" Xander would get mad. lol So, caught up yet?

[Edited by Tiggs on 10-25-2000 at 01:25 PM]

 

[forgetunome]

Tell us more...we wanna hear dirt
Even if you have to make it up!

 

[Guest]

~giggle~ That's all there is to the story though. I'm just a horny lil bitch and love to flirt! lol Xander and Ravenloft have been my newest victims. Hell, R Nitelight, Curious Guy, Roll_One, and Gilly Boy know all about it! lol

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/angel2.gif

 

[Merelan]

Heeeeeeehawwwwww!!!!!!!!!
That was for Thumper...