Tiger Woods - Breaking.

[rockcasbah]

Doesn't look good.

https://www.totalprosports.com/2021...ltiple-leg-injuries-in-roll-over-crash-video/

 

[jaF0]

He never looked good, but izzy daid?

 

[rockcasbah]

Not yet....at least, no Rory yet.

 

[jaF0]

Just on a roll apparently.

 

[RoryN]

"Doesn't look good" is deceptive, given the info available so far.

It's likely to be interpreted that they don't think he'll survive. Right now, that's not true.

(Amateur.)

 

[jaF0]

I'm sure his vehicle doesn't look good now either.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Leg injuries and in surgery. Resident drama queen, lil lace, nearly fainted.

 

[IdeasMarauder]

Leg injuries and in surgery. Resident drama queen, lil lace, nearly fainted.

I wonder what his handicap will be?

(sorry that was in bad taste )

 

[LukSkyFokker]

I wonder what his handicap will be?

(sorry that was in bad taste )

That was pretty funny

 

[RoryN]

That was pretty funny

"He should have used a driver" is pretty good, too.

But probably recycled, 'cause he's crashed before.

 

[thør]

Single vehicle accident.


The aerial videos of the scene make it appear that he was traveling at a high rate of speed.

The vehicle it fairly far out into the rough.

 

[rockcasbah]

The vehicle it fairly far out into the rough.

I'd use a mashie niblick.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Did she use the 8 iron this time or a pitching wedge?

 

[RoryN]

Did she use the 8 iron this time or a pitching wedge?

...huh?

So, we can add "humor" to things you're bad at:

Deadpools
Humor

 

[islandman]

Single vehicle accident.


The aerial videos of the scene make it appear that he was traveling at a high rate of speed.

The vehicle it fairly far out into the rough.

A place that even a Bentley SUV is not accustomed to being in.

 

[RoryN]

Report: Tiger wasn't acting right when he took off from where he was shooting a TV show. He almost got in a wreck with a director leaving the lot.

He was conscious after the accident.

 

[IdeasMarauder]

Report: Tiger wasn't acting right when he took off from where he was shooting a TV show. He almost got in a wreck with a director leaving the lot.

Was he feeling a bit under par?

 

[Dribble]

Driving on pain pills isn't the smartest.

 

[juttjaw]

Report: Tiger wasn't acting right when he took off from where he was shooting a TV show. He almost got in a wreck with a director leaving the lot.

He was conscious after the accident.

I'm just going to call it. Pain meds. Fucker has been dealing with pain for years and he's had a problem with them in the past. Just because he's not boning every woman in sight, doesn't mean he was "reformed" from the oxy. Maybe even heavier.
In my opinion of course. Addicts recognize addict behavior, and I see an unplayable lie coming from his people.

 

[juttjaw]

Driving on pain pills isn't the smartest.

Damn it!

 

[rockcasbah]

"This morning, Genesis was saddened to learn that Tiger Woods had been in an accident in a GV80," Genesis spokesman Jarred Pellat said in an email. "Our thoughts and prayers are with Tiger and his family at this time."

Hyundai may have to rebrand to Exodus.

 

[jaF0]

Single vehicle accident.


The aerial videos of the scene make it appear that he was traveling at a high rate of speed.

The vehicle it fairly far out into the rough.

I'm guessing it wasn't a putter.

 

[jaF0]

Or a putt-putt course.

 

[RoryN]

"Non-life-threatening injuries...compound fractures [in legs]."

Good news re: survival.

 

[jaF0]

So, I guess the breaking in the title is about legs?