Tie Me to The RollBar

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You know, there are some pretty unique signature lines/quotes on this board. So when I hear one of the same staements in real life I am rather impressed and reminded of 'home'.

With my work uniform I wear a metal clip to hook my keys on. Yesterday at work, one of the male officers made a comment that it looked a latch to 'tie me to the rollbar' .. i sorta caught my breath in my throat and then busted out laughin so hard... he said ok.. it was funny but not THAT funny! haha (if he only knew!)

What I was wondering is, Do you, or have you, ever used someone's quote that you've seen here on the BB in real life conversations? you know, to be witty or to be a smartass haha
 
Heeheeeheee, thats funny. Did you ever explain it to him at all?

I picked up WH's I'm not a guru, I'm an opinionated old fart. No one gets it, but thats okay.

I also use oh shit! oh dear! alot nowdays, thanks Gil, my son keeps saying "UH!!! Momma!!! You used a BAD word!"

You did it to me too Isabella, the StudMuffin and I were talking about something he didn't particularly like and somewhat sexual by nature. I made a normal Muff snide remark, and closed the conversation by saying in a perfect uppercrust, butter wouldn't melt in Izzy's mouth voice, "Nescafe?"

Shame on you people. You have corrupted me. :D Do it some more.
 
LOL no MuffMuff

No explanation necessary, those peeps think they know so much about me already haha

anybody else? or are you people thinkin that i have totally wigged out?? haha
 
I had a Wrangler with a rollbar; tied my girlfriend to it; a patrolman made me cut her down, then put me in jail....
 
Well shit4brains, I always find blowing the patrolmen help in situations like that.

I gotta go now, see if I can find some patrolmen...
 
I thought everybody did.......

I mean think them, speak them and possibly ink them.

I have tons of'em stacked up in my head......

"Just like a ripe pumpkin prive's." My DI at Paris Island describing how a bayonet feets going into the skull of an enemy soldier.

"Just like a cow pissin' on a flat rock." A Buzzy'sim. A guy I worked a moving truck with. A real Va red-neck. Describing the sound of his pee.

"Just like a sack of door knobs." Buzzy again. Describing carrying a king sized mattress down a stair way.

"Fuck you! I ain't goin' in there with them scrot's!" A 1st string player on my HS baseball team - telling the coach this after the coach sent him down to JV. He was promptly cut.

"It's Friday. Take your gym clothes home, wash'em, bring'em back on Monday." That same coash mentioned above regarding gym clothes.

They pop in my mind all the time.
 
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