Tie me to a chair and hit me with a switch

[Petulence]

Hello, and thank you for being open-minded enough to curiously read my post.

Truth is, I don't want to be tied up or beaten with a switch. Well... not before I know you really really well. But I got your attention, and since you're here you might as well keep reading.

So, 40M here, trying with varying levels of success to communicate what I am in search of here. It's something between anonymous, one time chat and marriage.... should be pretty easy to figure out.

So, I've been here a while lurking in the background and am just trying this out for size. I'd like to find someone that I can connect with. That doesnt necessarily mean love or anything resembling it, but perhaps a shared understanding of each others lives, if that makes sense? Someone who is as comfortable with silence as they are chatting until 3am about nothing in particular.

Of course, everything here on Lit has some kind of sexual overtone and I would hope this isn't the exception to the rule. That doesnt mean I want to jump right into bed with you (I mean, unless you want to...) but I don't want to dismiss the possibility this could end up there.

I don't have a lot of criteria. I like to think I'm open minded about age, body type, etc. All I ask is that you be confident in whatever you have.

I don't have much post history here so it's kind of hard to tell that I'm an endlessly fascinating person. I'm also way funny. Oh, also super sexy, doting, and smart. Also other stuff.

Ok, I think I've done everything I was told not to do in a personals ad so if this hasn't taken a total turd in the bed drop me a line. Worst case scenario I make you smile at my idiocy.

Obligatory closing rose's rose:)

 

[Spiritedlady]

Hello, and thank you for being open-minded enough to curiously read my post.

Truth is, I don't want to be tied up or beaten with a switch. Well... not before I know you really really well. But I got your attention, and since you're here you might as well keep reading.

So, 40M here, trying with varying levels of success to communicate what I am in search of here. It's something between anonymous, one time chat and marriage.... should be pretty easy to figure out.

So, I've been here a while lurking in the background and am just trying this out for size. I'd like to find someone that I can connect with. That doesnt necessarily mean love or anything resembling it, but perhaps a shared understanding of each others lives, if that makes sense? Someone who is as comfortable with silence as they are chatting until 3am about nothing in particular.

Of course, everything here on Lit has some kind of sexual overtone and I would hope this isn't the exception to the rule. That doesnt mean I want to jump right into bed with you (I mean, unless you want to...) but I don't want to dismiss the possibility this could end up there.

I don't have a lot of criteria. I like to think I'm open minded about age, body type, etc. All I ask is that you be confident in whatever you have.

I don't have much post history here so it's kind of hard to tell that I'm an endlessly fascinating person. I'm also way funny. Oh, also super sexy, doting, and smart. Also other stuff.

Ok, I think I've done everything I was told not to do in a personals ad so if this hasn't taken a total turd in the bed drop me a line. Worst case scenario I make you smile at my idiocy.

Obligatory closing rose's rose:)

You did a good job.... the research was worth it. I’m assuming you’re in the US which in the nicest possible way rules you out for me ( purely on geographical restrictions and time differences and not random xenophobia on my behalf) but I really hope you get some nice responses

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Hello, and thank you for being open-minded enough to curiously read my post.

Truth is, I don't want to be tied up or beaten with a switch. Well... not before I know you really really well. But I got your attention, and since you're here you might as well keep reading.

So, 40M here, trying with varying levels of success to communicate what I am in search of here. It's something between anonymous, one time chat and marriage.... should be pretty easy to figure out.

So, I've been here a while lurking in the background and am just trying this out for size. I'd like to find someone that I can connect with. That doesnt necessarily mean love or anything resembling it, but perhaps a shared understanding of each others lives, if that makes sense? Someone who is as comfortable with silence as they are chatting until 3am about nothing in particular.

Of course, everything here on Lit has some kind of sexual overtone and I would hope this isn't the exception to the rule. That doesnt mean I want to jump right into bed with you (I mean, unless you want to...) but I don't want to dismiss the possibility this could end up there.

I don't have a lot of criteria. I like to think I'm open minded about age, body type, etc. All I ask is that you be confident in whatever you have.

I don't have much post history here so it's kind of hard to tell that I'm an endlessly fascinating person. I'm also way funny. Oh, also super sexy, doting, and smart. Also other stuff.

Ok, I think I've done everything I was told not to do in a personals ad so if this hasn't taken a total turd in the bed drop me a line. Worst case scenario I make you smile at my idiocy.

Obligatory closing rose's rose:)

Ha! See - funny, made me look...

I’m not looking and like SL, if I was, time zones would be a bitch. If you find yourself wanting to shoot the breeze platonically we’re a friendly bunch in the Hello from London thread...

Good ad - best of luck,

 

[Petulence]

You did a good job.... the research was worth it. I’m assuming you’re in the US which in the nicest possible way rules you out for me ( purely on geographical restrictions and time differences and not random xenophobia on my behalf) but I really hope you get some nice responses

You're too kind. Thank you for the input and tutelage. Too bad you're not closer, I just read my ad and it looks like I'm a total catch. Or something.

 

[Petulence]

Ha! See - funny, made me look...

I’m not looking and like SL, if I was, time zones would be a bitch. If you find yourself wanting to shoot the breeze platonically we’re a friendly bunch in the Hello from London thread...

Good ad - best of luck,

Winning.

Where we are going, we don't need luck (I tell myself in my head).

 

[Spiritedlady]

You're too kind. Thank you for the input and tutelage. Too bad you're not closer, I just read my ad and it looks like I'm a total catch. Or something.

I’m sure you are x