Tiaras Galore

[shereads]

Congratulations to all of the AH's Readers Choice winners. If I list you, I'm bound to miss at least one name, probably Vella's. God forbid; we all know what a diva she's been since she was crowned Miss Literotica. (The glare from all the tiaras is blinding; will someone please dim the lights?)

Honestly, pornsters, I had no idea when I began cruising for dirty stories a couple of years ago, that there would be so much genuine talent here. And some of the most intriguing people.

<wheels in an enormous bottle of Bailey's and dozens of very long straws; raises a toast, which isn't easy with a straw>

Here's to the authors - winners, nominees, shoulda-beens, will-be's, and all of you who share your talent for whatever reason - and to Literotica for providing the forum.



Quality smut, absolutely free. Is this a great world, or what?

 

[elsol]

Winners were announced?

Where... where...where?

Do i have to get out my Vera Wang?

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[shereads]

The polls closed last midnight. As a Floridian, I should know better than to assume that the winners are the ones with the most votes, but that's Democrats for you.

 

[shereads]

Do i have to get out my Vera Wang?

I didn't know people here ever put away their Wangs. By all means, get yours out.

 

[Guest]

There are a suspicious number of Floridians around here...enough to perhaps stage our own get-together at some point?

Ooo winners! WINNERS! And Tiaras!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Congratulations to all of the AH's Readers Choice winners. If I list you, I'm bound to miss at least one name, probably Vella's. God forbid; we all know what a diva she's been since she was crowned Miss Literotica. (The glare from all the tiaras is blinding; will someone please dim the lights?)

Honestly, pornsters, I had no idea when I began cruising for dirty stories a couple of years ago, that there would be so much genuine talent here. And some of the most intriguing people.

<wheels in an enormous bottle of Bailey's and dozens of very long straws; raises a toast, which isn't easy with a straw>

Here's to the authors - winners, nominees, shoulda-beens, will-be's, and all of you who share your talent for whatever reason - and to Literotica for providing the forum.



Quality smut, absolutely free. Is this a great world, or what?

Welcome back Sher, you've been missed

*HUGS*

 

[shereads]

bumped to unload another truckload of tiaras

 

[cloudy]

bumped to unload another truckload of tiaras

Yay, tiaras!

*grabs one*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*snicker*

She called Vella a diva.

 

[Guest]

i am the monster you made me. how can you blame me when i am a product of your sick imagination?
i really dont exist because if i did, then my tiara wouldnt be rusting already.

 

[cloudy]

i am the monster you made me. how can you blame me when i am a product of your sick imagination?
i really dont exist because if i did, then my tiara wouldnt be rusting already.

here.....I'll share mine.

 

[shereads]

i am the monster you made me. how can you blame me when i am a product of your sick imagination?
i really dont exist because if i did, then my tiara wouldnt be rusting already.

Aluminum foil rusts?

 

[Guest]

Aluminum foil rusts?

you ask this like you dont really believe the election was fixed. dont make me lose faith in you now. ive always pictured you like billy graham only slightly more sane. say you'll smack my forehead and heal me of my transgressions. maybe you'll knock the tiara from my head and we can get a refund.