Thyri's humble little shack out back

*Smirking* That depends on exactly 'what' you are hoping to get massaged. In a place like this, there are just some things for which you are on your own! ;)
 
*Laughs* Just my back, you cheeky girl. You need not worry about the rest of me.


Yet. ;)
 
*Moves around to begin rubbing your shoulders and back, whispering,*
It's ooookaaayy, relaaaaax. Try to think of flowing streams, waterfalls. Don't worry, it'll come. Don't try to force it or you'll just make a mess. ;) :D :D :D
 
*Moves around to begin rubbing your shoulders and back, whispering,*
It's ooookaaayy, relaaaaax. Try to think of flowing streams, waterfalls. Don't worry, it'll come. Don't try to force it or you'll just make a mess. ;) :D :D :D

*Releases a gentle sigh, relaxing happily in the chair*

Mmm... don't tempt me...
 
And remember what they say. If you shake it more than twice afterwards, you're playing with it. ;) :D
 
And remember what they say. If you shake it more than twice afterwards, you're playing with it. ;) :D

*Just cruisin' past, the Fish takes the S bend real hard and pops his head out*

Yep - two's a shake, three's a wank

Hi Thyri

*Back down and gone before something else cruises down the S bend in the opposite direction*
 
*Scrawled on the wall*

"Never squat while wearing your spurs." Will Rogers :eek: :D
 
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I stand outside of my friend's shack giggling and laughing trying to decide if I should enter or not.

Finally I leave her an assortment of er ... toilet warming gifts on the stoop with a small note.

Dearest Thyri, I could not decide so I bought them all, Yeishia. :rose:

Knocking loudly on the door I make a dash for the woods laughing merrily as I hide behind a bush to watch her reaction.


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*Stopping by my little shack, I find the gifts left by my friend. The first gives me a shudder, recalling to mind past camping trips! :eek: I remind myself to get a can of Raid to keep handy.

I absolutely love the paper holder! It's perfect for this place and I accord it a place of honor, right where it will come in handy. :D

The other two I tuck away for future mischief. I can't wait to think of something clever to record on the roll holder. ;)*
 
*stops in to the Shack, sees the spider and runs away screaming, then falls in a dead faint*
 
*giggles from behind my bush*

EDIT: Sasha do not go into my Ecclectic Collection, many Aussie spiders they IS HUGE! :eek:
 
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*Sits down to contemplate writing a centaur camp tour, but checking under the seat first for spiders!*
 
After several minutes, I finally reach my destination. A shack. Thyri's place. Heading down, I walk over to Thyri and smile.

Hello Thyri. It's been a long time hasn't it? How are you?
 
I smile.

Well it's better than talking to no one.

I take a seat and look over at Thyri.

So. What have you been up to? Been good? :D
 
Lol! If you look closely though, you might see a full moon. ;) :D

Hi Thyri. I did look closely and my blushing nearly boiled the water :eek:

I see you have company - I'll go search for lunch as it's that time at work, though I'll be buggered what sort of work a Fish should be doing.

Take care and keep writing awesomely ;)

*splash*
 
I smile.

Well it's better than talking to no one.

I take a seat and look over at Thyri.

So. What have you been up to? Been good? :D

Good? I'm always good. Some people say I'm great! But if you mean behaved, well..... :rolleyes: :D

Hi Thyri. I did look closely and my blushing nearly boiled the water :eek:

I see you have company - I'll go search for lunch as it's that time at work, though I'll be buggered what sort of work a Fish should be doing.

Take care and keep writing awesomely ;)

*splash*

Thanks for stopping in, Fish. I'll be sure to wait at least ten minutes before flushing, to give you a head start! :kiss:
 
I look over at Thyri and laugh.

Behaved? I don't think I've seen you misbehave.
 
Smiles.

That can be it's own kind of magic. Provides a more comfortable atmosphere. And it freshens the air of course.
 
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