Thursday TV Sucks!!!

[Guest]

Think I'll order a pizza... maybe make some popcorn... start a card game...

 

[Guest]

(wine and cheese party?)

 

[honeylick]

no tv? i wanted to hold the remote
-smirk-

 

[Guest]

no tv? i wanted to hold the remote
-smirk-

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You like to push my buttons, don't you?

 

[honeylick]

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You like to push my buttons, don't you?

with fervor!

 

[Guest]

with fervor!

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I particularly like it when you press the "BACK" button.




(Over, and over, and over again...)

 

[honeylick]

well, you keep wanting to hit the 'enter' button any chance you get...
-smirk-

 

[Guest]

well, you keep wanting to hit the 'enter' button any chance you get...
-smirk-

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I know ... *sigh*.


It's too damn close to the PLAY button.

 

[honeylick]

good thing it doesnt shut off when you hit both buttons at the same time

 

[Guest]

good thing it doesnt shut off when you hit both buttons at the same time

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TURNING it ON seems to help ... a lot!

 

[Monazwx]

Watch the Disco Ball on ABC

 

[asenath]

*sings*

We're gonna have a TV party tonight! All Right!

We're gonna have a TV party all right! Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do...

Than to watch TV and have a couple o' brews!



That song just popped into my head when I saw this thread. Heh.

 

[Guest]

*sings*

We're gonna have a TV party tonight! All Right!

We're gonna have a TV party all right! Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do...

Than to watch TV and have a couple o' brews!



That song just popped into my head when I saw this thread. Heh.

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Hey, karaoke! Yeah!

Better than disco. (Sorry, Mona )

 

[Valerianne]

A good night to play on Lit?

 

[honeylick]

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Hey, karaoke! Yeah!

Better than disco. (Sorry, Mona )

but not nearly as fun to dance to.

 

[Guest]

but not nearly as fun to dance to.

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Hmmmm...

Don't you like the slower dances honeylick?

You know, where the guy holds you close and sways and rubs a nice, hard, throbbing, pant bulge into your pubis?

 

[Monazwx]

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Hey, karaoke! Yeah!

Better than disco. (Sorry, Mona )

Disco will never die!!!
You hear me.

 

[honeylick]

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Hmmmm...

Don't you like the slower dances honeylick?

You know, where the guy holds you close and sways and rubs a nice, hard, throbbing, pant bulge into your pubis?

ahhh... the pre-mattress dance.

yeah, i know that tune.
-smirk-

 

[Guest]

Disco will never die!!!
You hear me.

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The "patient" is in a coma.


Let's consider euthanasia.

 

[Guest]

ahhh... the pre-mattress dance.

yeah, i know that tune.
-smirk-

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You normally don't have to sing ... just "hum".

 

[honeylick]

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You normally don't have to sing ... just "hum".

good, good, good...
good vibrations...

 

[peachykeen]

*sings*

We're gonna have a TV party tonight! All Right!

We're gonna have a TV party all right! Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do...

Than to watch TV and have a couple o' brews!

Cool. Now sing "American Heavy Metal Weekend".

 

[Guest]

good, good, good...
good vibrations...

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Those are the kind that tickle your ear, sending small, sensual, electric shocks down to your nipples, jumping down to the depths of your inner thighs ...

 

[Guest]

Cool. Now sing "American Heavy Metal Weekend".

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Doesn't that kind of "music" sound like your growling to extraordinary pain?

 

[Monazwx]

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The "patient" is in a coma.


Let's consider euthanasia.

If I'm in a coma, please DO NOT wake me up!!!
I love disco.

This Disco Ball is the best.