XXplorher
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- Oct 1, 1999
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Hmm… should I try this?
Here’s what I’m looking for…
A slut who doesn’t know it yet. I want her fresh 18. And I expect puffy pussy – absolute must. An energetic ass-gasmic cock ripping whore… who looks like an angel. You’re supposed to not know anything, and let me educate you to everything. Once I’ve done that? You’re supposed to be smarter than me but never ever make me feel stupid (goes without saying, you’ve been fucking me exactly as I want it the entire time). The rest of you looks real good, but it doesn’t matter - cuz your ass looks like it might outlive the Roman Coliseum. All you want to do all day is fuck the crap out of me. Like, you’re pretty much attached to the end of my shaft at all times.
And every single time I begin to wonder what I’m made of, you say, “Own me. Immediately.”
But seriously, I AM looking (please understand I was being funny above). Not only am I looking but I am WAITING for you. I’ve been fucking my hand for years. Does that bother you? I talk like this. I’ll say outrageous stuff like this. But no on will ever love you more than I can. No one will ever engage you in a conversation YOU want like I will. No one will ever introduce you to a conversation you didn’t think you wanted, like I will. Ever. No one will EVER eat all that is you like I can. They wont.
I can make that claim because I have been paying attention to ‘you’. At this point I don’t know why I’m so dedicated to know everything that you need. But I am. I am. As a matter of fact, I’ve been spending most of my time trying not to love you.
Serious beyond that? I’m looking for a girl who’s wondering why she’s here. But she’s not afraid enough to check it out. I like a girl with guts.
Am I full of shit? You know I’m not.
Ask me for real…
I'm prolly a lot more credible than you'd expect.
Here’s what I’m looking for…
A slut who doesn’t know it yet. I want her fresh 18. And I expect puffy pussy – absolute must. An energetic ass-gasmic cock ripping whore… who looks like an angel. You’re supposed to not know anything, and let me educate you to everything. Once I’ve done that? You’re supposed to be smarter than me but never ever make me feel stupid (goes without saying, you’ve been fucking me exactly as I want it the entire time). The rest of you looks real good, but it doesn’t matter - cuz your ass looks like it might outlive the Roman Coliseum. All you want to do all day is fuck the crap out of me. Like, you’re pretty much attached to the end of my shaft at all times.
And every single time I begin to wonder what I’m made of, you say, “Own me. Immediately.”
But seriously, I AM looking (please understand I was being funny above). Not only am I looking but I am WAITING for you. I’ve been fucking my hand for years. Does that bother you? I talk like this. I’ll say outrageous stuff like this. But no on will ever love you more than I can. No one will ever engage you in a conversation YOU want like I will. No one will ever introduce you to a conversation you didn’t think you wanted, like I will. Ever. No one will EVER eat all that is you like I can. They wont.
I can make that claim because I have been paying attention to ‘you’. At this point I don’t know why I’m so dedicated to know everything that you need. But I am. I am. As a matter of fact, I’ve been spending most of my time trying not to love you.
Serious beyond that? I’m looking for a girl who’s wondering why she’s here. But she’s not afraid enough to check it out. I like a girl with guts.
Am I full of shit? You know I’m not.
Ask me for real…
I'm prolly a lot more credible than you'd expect.