Three weeks without a decent night's sleep ...

[BlackShanglan]

Is affecting me surprisingly little. The purple pixies who live under my chair and eat crumbs tell me that I'm as lucid as ever. And I haven't had the strangling-underling-and-placing-internal-organs-on-display-in-office fantasy more than a few times a day. I didn't even really start considering acting on it until about a week ago.

Shanglan

 

[cloudy]

I have three children.

Been there, done that, three times.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Is affecting me surprisingly little. The purple pixies who live under my chair and eat crumbs tell me that I'm as lucid as ever. And I haven't had the strangling-underling-and-placing-internal-organs-on-display-in-office fantasy more than a few times a day. I didn't even really start considering acting on it until about a week ago.

Shanglan

This professional college student has some advice for purple pixies. Apparently if you give them even more caffeine they quiet their inane chatter and you give them caffeine via your own mouth. If you feel yourself slipping into an alternate dimension, use the jetpack of weasels and even more caffeine. Remember if all else fails, you haven't made enough espressos yet.

And I just came off one of those three week periods which is why I veged out yesterday and pretty much slept through the entire last weekend. And we'll see you at the Caffeine Anonymous meeting next week when its back to normal for you.

 

[rgraham666]

Reason #3,876,924 for me staying away from the working world.

 

[carsonshepherd]

The purple pixies just told me they like Fritos better than popcorn.

 

[brightlyiburn]

The pink fairies are the ones you gotta watch out for, anyway.

 

[yui]

Is affecting me surprisingly little. The purple pixies who live under my chair and eat crumbs tell me that I'm as lucid as ever. And I haven't had the strangling-underling-and-placing-internal-organs-on-display-in-office fantasy more than a few times a day. I didn't even really start considering acting on it until about a week ago.

Shanglan

I wouldn't be worried yet…but if you don't crash and burn soon, I might put away all the sharp objects. And if you cry, just randomly cry at things like cotton commercials, or reenactments of 911 calls, or feel "fragile", you might consider a pregnancy test--just sayin'!--or mebbe pharmaceuticals to help you sleep.

 

[rikaaim]

I wouldn't be worried yet…but if you don't crash and burn soon, I might put away all the sharp objects. And if you cry, just randomly cry at things like cotton commercials, or reenactments of 911 calls, or feel "fragile", you might consider a pregnancy test--just sayin'!--or mebbe pharmaceuticals to help you sleep.

And just where would a sentient horse go to get a pregnancy test? Planned Marehood?

 

[brightlyiburn]

And just where would a sentient horse go to get a pregnancy test? Planned Marehood?

Planned Broodmarehood, actually.

 

[rikaaim]

Planned Broodmarehood, actually.

AAAhhhhhh.....


It makes so much sense now...

 

[minsue]

Is affecting me surprisingly little. The purple pixies who live under my chair and eat crumbs tell me that I'm as lucid as ever. And I haven't had the strangling-underling-and-placing-internal-organs-on-display-in-office fantasy more than a few times a day. I didn't even really start considering acting on it until about a week ago.

Shanglan

The pixies rarely visit me anymore (though the clock talks to me...we won't get into that), but I have that fantasy daily regardless of sleep. Is that not normal?


Tell the pixies to give you some pixie dust, dammit, so you can sleep!

 

[TxRad]

The pixies rarely visit me anymore (though the clock talks to me...we won't get into that), but I have that fantasy daily regardless of sleep. Is that not normal?


Tell the pixies to give you some pixie dust, dammit, so you can sleep!

The last time i got dustied by a pixie.... I didn't sleep but i sure could fly around and around and around and around......

 

[OhMissScarlett]

One time I was driving somewhere after being awake about seventy-two hours and thought I saw dwarves and clowns dancing on the road...then I saw a ferris wheel, but it really was a ferris wheel. I never thought I'd be that tired again until I had a baby. When you start seeing imaginary baby bottles on the counter, that's when you need therapy.

 

[CharleyH]

Is affecting me surprisingly little. The purple pixies who live under my chair and eat crumbs tell me that I'm as lucid as ever. And I haven't had the strangling-underling-and-placing-internal-organs-on-display-in-office fantasy more than a few times a day. I didn't even really start considering acting on it until about a week ago.

Shanglan

I have had three years no sleep, some kind of life that even Wes Craven would fear . . . nontheless, all for a reason, and happy to accomodate my life , but must say, crumbs lead to - are you Hansel or Gretal?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Tell the pixies to give you some pixie dust, dammit, so you can sleep!

That's it. We're coming over. The lil' one and I, that is. You need a lesson in Peter Pan. (pixie dust is for flying)

~lucky

 

[minsue]

That's it. We're coming over. The lil' one and I, that is. You need a lesson in Peter Pan. (pixie dust is for flying)

~lucky

Depends on the pixies


How could you think I don't know my Pan! I'm so disappointed in you, young lady. You'd better still come over though...

 

[carsonshepherd]

One time I was driving somewhere after being awake about seventy-two hours and thought I saw dwarves and clowns dancing on the road...then I saw a ferris wheel, but it really was a ferris wheel. I never thought I'd be that tired again until I had a baby. When you start seeing imaginary baby bottles on the counter, that's when you need therapy.

you forgot the circus tents rising up on the interstate, and the gloves on your feet...

 

[CharleyH]

That's it. We're coming over. The lil' one and I, that is. You need a lesson in Peter Pan. (pixie dust is for flying)

~lucky

Are we talking Michael Jackson now



EDIT: cannot spell, ignore it

 

[BlackShanglan]

I wouldn't be worried yet…but if you don't crash and burn soon, I might put away all the sharp objects. And if you cry, just randomly cry at things like cotton commercials, or reenactments of 911 calls, or feel "fragile", you might consider a pregnancy test--just sayin'!--or mebbe pharmaceuticals to help you sleep.

I'm trying the pharmaceuticals tonight. Wish me luck. And the pixies say hi.

Shanglan

 

[brightlyiburn]

AAAhhhhhh.....


It makes so much sense now...

A mare is simply a female horse over the age of three.
A broodmare is a mare meant to have foals.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Depends on the pixies


How could you think I don't know my Pan! I'm so disappointed in you, young lady. You'd better still come over though...

I never claimed to know Pan better than you, but I do claim that my child knows it better than both of us combined.



I'll be there.

~lucky

 

[elsol]

Got a dog at 8 weeks old.

I had a choice... sleep and a house that smelled of dog poop and pee or none of the above.

I chose the none of the above... I see relief in two weeks though.

So I know how you feel; i've been feeling the pain for 4 months now.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Are we talking Michael Jackson now



EDIT: cannot spell, ignore it

Who cares what we were talking about? You're hot and I'm horny. What use is conversation at that poinst?



~lucky

 

[OhMissScarlett]

you forgot the circus tents rising up on the interstate, and the gloves on your feet...

I wasn't the one wearing gloves on my feet, that was that fat guy who bragged he had a three-way with us. Hehe.
I should clarify that he did not have a three way with us.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I wasn't the one wearing gloves on my feet, that was that fat guy who bragged he had a three-way with us. Hehe.
I should clarify that he did not have a three way with us.

LMFAO!

I'm dying to crash one of yours and Carson's drinking nights.

~lucky