three kittens and a lizard

[Axeltheswede]

I have this story idea I can't seem to shake. Might as well try to write it.

Three fine young ladies (mid-twenties) enjoy the late night dance club scene in Las Vegas. I mean fine. So fine their shit doesn't even smell. Hardbodies in party dresses. One is named Tawny. I need two more names.

One night in a club they get hit on by the prototype lounge lizard. Guy in from Cleveland, pointed collar shirt open to his waist, gold chains, cloying cologne, Elvis hair, knows he's God's gift to women. Larry Dortmund by name.

He hits on the three every time they turn around. Every burning put-down, he just doesn't get it. He persists, they slap him away. He comes back.

Is there any way this foursome can happen? Any and all ideas welcomed and considered.

 

[Quasimodem]

Take One!

It turns out these three kittens - Tawney, Bambi, and Dawn have a purpose in coming to Las Vegas. They are there to meet with an 'independent film producer' who has flown in to approve of their being cast in his latest production.

They really would not be interested in the lounge lizard.

But in any case, they are waiting to meet the Cleveland producer, Larry Dortmund.

You could play toward two different ends:

1). He really is an independent film producer.

2). He is not an independent film producer, but finally greased a desk clerk for the skinny on the three kittens. Then, he casts himself as the producer.

Tentative Title for Take One: "The Importance of Being Larry Dortmund."

 

[Axeltheswede]

Might have to put in a disclaimer about ripping off Oscar Wilde to use that title.

Guess I saw my three women as locals. That would make them even a bit more jaded than tourists. Besides, us locals tend to look at tourists like a farmer looks at honeybees - necessary but bothersome at times.

I am looking for a way for Larry to seduce them. Preferably, without having to spike their drinks.

Any ideas about how that might be possible?

 

[Bob Waters]

I go for Lexxi and Amber as Tawny's partners.


Hey, we're in Vagas. Larry hits it mungo big on the craps table.

The girls either:

a) boff him after he drops a bundle on fine food and gifts

or

b) boff and roll him, with him waking up broke and dazed in a seedy hotelroom way off the strip.

 

[Axeltheswede]

Thanks for the input, Bob. I hadn't considered the money angle. It there's anything I've learned from living here ten years, it's that money talks loud.

They leave him rolled and minus a kidney, if the urban legend can be believed.

Tawny, Lexxi, and Bambi it is. Can't use Amber. Already used it and it's on Killermuffin's list of banned character names.

Larry pulls out his flash roll. TLB reconsider their standards. The games begin with poor Lare overmatched and soon to be underfunded.

 

[Guest]

... roll him, with him waking up broke and dazed in a seedy hotelroom way off the strip ...

Or in a boxcar on a train to heaven-knows-where?

... I am looking for a way for Larry to seduce them. Preferably, without having to spike their drinks ...

So he greases someone to let slip that he really can put them into "moom pitchers".

 

[Guest]

Might have to put in a disclaimer about ripping off Oscar Wilde to use that title.

I thought you were calling it "Three Kittens and a Lizard"? Sounds a catchy title to me. Pity about the 1 votes you'll get from the bestiality fans though!

 

[Bob Waters]

Pity about the 1 votes you'll get from the bestiality fans though!


LMFAO!

 

[Guest]

LMFAO!

Sorry to disappoint you through my monumental ignorance, but I cannot decipher this (presumed) acronym.

The best I can dream up is "Let Me Feel An Orgasm" which seems not to be a terribly apposite comment, and is therefore probably wrong.

 

[Tatewaki]

Sorry to disappoint you through my monumental ignorance, but I cannot decipher this (presumed) acronym.

The best I can dream up is "Let Me Feel An Orgasm" which seems not to be a terribly apposite comment, and is therefore probably wrong.

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

-T

 

[Axeltheswede]

3 kittens

Not so worried about the beastiality fans. More worried about PETA if they think the kittens are in danger.

Charm_Brights: Thanks for the title. Whatever way the story goes, Three Kittens and A Lizard is a good title.

 

[Bob Waters]

He was minus a kidney, but strangely there was a half a plate of fava beans and an empty bottle of Chianti left in the hotel room.

All I can think of for your Larry character is a cross between Fredo from the Godfather and Leisure Suit Larry. Looking forward to the story.

 

[Axeltheswede]

That's my guy, Leisure Suit Larry.

Working on it now. Problem is, so much snappy repartee, I hurt my neck.

 

[Guest]

Re: 3 kittens

Charm_Brights: Thanks for the title. Whatever way the story goes, Three Kittens and A Lizard is a good title.

Your title, my friend, as in the title of this thread. No credit to me at all.

Regards )?

 

[Axeltheswede]

You pointed it out, Charm. Maybe that is the technique to use for coming up with titles. Use the first phrase that comes to mind when considering the story.

I have agonized over titles in the past. After too much consideration, I usually come up with something pretty tame.

 

[Guest]

... Maybe that is the technique to use for coming up with titles. Use the first phrase that comes to mind when considering the story ...

I have two methods: Start with a title and write the story. My four (two published and two in prog) harem novels started from the deliberate misquote I read somewhere: The exercise of power is pleasant; absolute power is absolutely delightful. Hence the title "Absolute Delight". This was followed by "Hunting Delight", and the last two will be "Female Delight" and "Intrusive Delight".

The second way is to encapsulate the whole book in the title: "Helen - Space Slave", "Martha - Space Madam", "Paula - Space Waif" etc.