Threadjack me, baby. Faster, faster.

[shereads]

To qualify, your threadjacking post of TWO SENTENCES OR LESS must acknowledge the preceding post before smoothly changing the subject.

I had an aunt who used to change the subject of every dinner-table conversation, probably hoping to forestall any mention of her past as an exotic dancer with the Flying Martini Brothers traveling circus.

 

[NoJo]

I had an aunt who used to change the subject of every dinner-table conversation, probably hoping to forestall any mention of her past as an exotic dancer with the Flying Martini Brothers traveling circus.

Talking of changing the subject, I think I have scabes. Or rabies. Which is the one that itches?

 

[Guest]

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Talking of changing the subject, I think I have scabes. Or rabies. Which is the one that itches?

Scabies is an itchy rash from a skin infestation with a tiny female mite, that burrows into a person's skin to lay her eggs. I had a wonderful breakfast of eggs benedict.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

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Talking of changing the subject, I think I have scabes. Or rabies. Which is the one that itches?

If it weren't for the Bush administration's bone-headed invasion of Iraq, we could have wiped out both rabies and scabies in our time, as well as made a serious dent in the grippe and the Asian catarrh.

We now spend more money (in inflation-adjusted dollars) for armored fuzzy dice for Humvees than we do on all rabies/scabies research combined. It's just one more example of the United States' fall from greatness, and leads you to ask why, if there are red states and blue states,there aren't any white states.

---dr.M.

Edited to add: Oh. Two sentences or less? Can't be done.

 

[Sherry Hawk]

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If it weren't for the Bush administration's bone-headed invasion of Iraq, we could have wiped out both rabies and scabies in our time, as well as made a serious dent in the grippe and the Asian catarrh.

We now spend more money (in inflation-adjusted dollars) for armored fuzzy dice for Humvees than we do on all rabies/scabies research combined. It's just one more example of the United States' fall from greatness, and leads you to ask why, if there are red states and blue states,there aren't any white states.

---dr.M.

Edited to add: Oh. Two sentences or less? Can't be done.

Probably because it would be considered racist to have "white" states.

Not that white's a bad thing - I love that white shirt that Sweetsubsarahh's wearing in her AV, don't you?

 

[shereads]

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Originally posted by the blurry chick who might be vella

Scabies is an itchy rash from a skin infestation with a tiny female mite, that burrows into a person's skin to lay her eggs. I had a wonderful breakfast of eggs benedict.

Eggs benedict sounds good, but rich sauces at breakfast just don't work for me. I'd like to be rich, though.

 

[Guest]

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Eggs benedict sounds good, but rich sauces at breakfast just don't work for me. I'd like to be rich, though.

The red-neck retirement fund beckons me like a whore on any inner city street. I feel so wanted by the police.

 

[shereads]

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The red-neck retirement fund beckons me like a whore on any inner city street. I feel so wanted by the police.

Mom is wanted by the police. But I don't think a person's criminal record or her relationship with law enforcement justifies denying her the Seniors' Discount at Dennys.

 

[Guest]

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Mom is wanted by the police. But I don't think a person's criminal record or her relationship with law enforcement justifies denying her the Seniors' Discount at Dennys.

I had to deny the urge to trip those seniors, shuffling with their canes through Walmart on Tuesdays. I often wondered if I would be sent to death row should I kill someone with one foot dangling.

 

[shereads]

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I had to deny the urge to trip those seniors, shuffling with their canes through Walmart on Tuesdays. I often wondered if I would be sent to death row should I kill someone with one foot dangling.

In Florida, your dangling foot wouldn't earn you any slack whatsoever. We fry them all, regardless of physical or mental handicap, just like they fry those incredible batter-dipped biscuits at Ziggy's Cracked Conch in Key Largo.

 

[Boxlicker101]

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In Florida, your dangling foot wouldn't earn you any slack whatsoever. We fry them all, regardless of physical or mental handicap, just like they fry those incredible batter-dipped biscuits at Ziggy's Cracked Conch in Key Largo.


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California has so many people on death row. I wish they would start executing them.

 

[shereads]

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In Florida, your dangling foot wouldn't earn you any slack whatsoever. We fry them all, regardless of physical or mental handicap, just like they fry those incredible batter-dipped biscuits at Ziggy's Cracked Conch in Key Largo.


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California has so many people on death row. I wish they would start executing them.

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[Guest]

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In Florida, your dangling foot wouldn't earn you any slack whatsoever. We fry them all, regardless of physical or mental handicap, just like they fry those incredible batter-dipped biscuits at Ziggy's Cracked Conch in Key Largo.

You can only get really good Conch Chowder in the Keys and it only tastes delicious as the sun sets. I once had a set of china that I would only use for special guests, such as the Ambassador of Timbucktu.

 

[shereads]

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You can only get really good Conch Chowder in the Keys and it only tastes delicious as the sun sets. I once had a set of china that I would only use for special guests, such as the Ambassador of Timbucktu.

As if a cretin like Ambassador Phil would have appreciated a formal table-setting! Timbucktu is nearly as socially backward as my massage therapist, Hans.

 

[TheEarl]

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As if a cretin like Ambassador Phil would have appreciated a formal table-setting! Timbucktu is nearly as socially backward as my massage therapist, Hans.

Speaking of massage, I find that essential oils are very soothing when put into a burner. Very useful for revising.

The Earl

 

[Boxlicker101]

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Speaking of massage, I find that essential oils are very soothing when put into a burner. Very useful for revising.

The Earl

Speaking of oil, did you know that in the USA, oil was first discovered in Pennsylvania?

 

[shereads]

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Speaking of oil, did you know that in the USA, oil was first discovered in Pennsylvania?

Pennsylvania, home of Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love? How is that different from incest?

 

[TheEarl]

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Pennsylvania, home of Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love? How is that different from incest?

Isn't incest the category on Lit that gets the most votes? Don't you just hate it when everyone else's stories seem to get read more than yours?

The Earl