Thread Titles that Make you Cringe

[RawHumor]

Okay, everyone has their kinks, so I'm not putting anyone down, here, but don't some thread titles just make you wince a bit?

Every time I see that "Sounding" one near the top, I squeeze my body together a little bit in a subconscious attempt to protect my penis.

We all have our kinks, but being people, we all have ideas that make our eyes tear up, and not in the good way.

What are yours?

 

[ZRT]

Ass tasting and smelling leaps to mind.

Not my thing. Not my thing at all.

 

[ZRT]

Also, typos in thread titles set off my OCD tendencies.

 

[FurryFury]

Ass tasting and smelling leaps to mind.

Not my thing. Not my thing at all.

That one irritates me too. For one thing it's been posted more than once by the same dude.

 

[JustaNobody]

Also, typos in thread titles set off my OCD tendencies.

This is the most frequent offender in my book, too.

 

[WriterDom]

That one irritates me too. For one thing it's been posted more than once by the same dude.

I put him on ignore just so I won't have to see it.

 

[Homburg]

I put him on ignore just so I won't have to see it.

Damned good idea.

 

[graceanne]

I put him on ignore just so I won't have to see it.

And he probably wonders why his threads don't get any hits.

I know! It's the lit snobbery, again! Right?

 

[RawHumor]

Also, typos in thread titles set off my OCD tendencies.

I love when someone has a typo in their username.

I just want to poke them with a stick every time I see them.

 

[intothewoods]

Ass tasting and smelling leaps to mind.

Not my thing. Not my thing at all.

Yep. I have to put people on ignore because it turns my stomach.

I'm also not a lingerng bodily fluid person. I mean, I have all kinds of sex, and it involves bodily fluids, but I'm not into doing what might resemble snuggling with bodily fluids.

 

[RawHumor]

Yep. I have to put people on ignore because it turns my stomach.

I'm also not a lingerng bodily fluid person. I mean, I have all kinds of sex, and it involves bodily fluids, but I'm not into doing what might resemble snuggling with bodily fluids.

*removes ITW from my recipient list of piss-sicles*

Okay, noted.

 

[intothewoods]

*removes ITW from my recipient list of piss-sicles*

Okay, noted.

Hmm, well if I were going to go that route, piss-icle is the most adorable name ever!

The other thing is, there are things I could and would do, maybe even enjoy, that I do not want to read about. I mean, hell, I swallow, but do I want to read a really detailed description of what cum tastes like? Hell no.

 

[ZRT]

Hmm, well if I were going to go that route, piss-icle is the most adorable name ever!

The other thing is, there are things I could and would do, maybe even enjoy, that I do not want to read about. I mean, hell, I swallow, but do I want to read a really detailed description of what cum tastes like? Hell no.

God yes, TMI is the bane of erotica in general. It's like those overdone closeups in porno. I really don't need to be able to count the pores in the genital region, folks.

 

[RawHumor]

God yes, TMI is the bane of erotica in general. It's like those overdone closeups in porno. I really don't need to be able to count the pores in the genital region, folks.

Or if one of the participants suffers from a bit of acne near the genital or ass region, maybe that's not the best place to zoom in.

 

[intothewoods]

God yes, TMI is the bane of erotica in general. It's like those overdone closeups in porno. I really don't need to be able to count the pores in the genital region, folks.

Totally!

 

[ZRT]

Back on topic, a long-extinct catfight board I used to lurk at had a topic floating around for the longest damn time- 'Farting in catfights'.

Which was exactly what it sounded like. The common response was 'Yeah, this is the internet and there's something for everybody, but... dude... some fetishes just don't go together.

 

[lilylicious]

Or if one of the participants suffers from a bit of acne near the genital or ass region, maybe that's not the best place to zoom in.

I've never understood why they don't use makeup. I mean seriously people! Concealer is your friend!

 

[RawHumor]

I've never understood why they don't use makeup. I mean seriously people! Concealer is your friend!

I would think that make-up in those areas would get rubbed off or sweated off during the intensity of the, um, scene.

 

[satindesire]

I've never understood why they don't use makeup. I mean seriously people! Concealer is your friend!

I would think that make-up in those areas would get rubbed off or sweated off during the intensity of the, um, scene.

*blurts out suddenly and for no reason* Anal bleaching!

 

[RawHumor]

*blurts out suddenly and for no reason* Anal bleaching!

I'm not totally opposed to that, if you're an actress and/or your ass will be getting a lot of attention.

 

[rinka]

Sometimes a couple of mixed up letters really make a difference...

Seeking Fem partner for insect/age play RP

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Sometimes a couple of mixed up letters really make a difference...

Seeking Fem partner for insect/age play RP

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/pukeface.gif

 

[CurlyKat]

Sometimes a couple of mixed up letters really make a difference...

Seeking Fem partner for insect/age play RP

I saw that and wanted to make a very, very smart ass comment about it! Something along the lines of "I know you probably meant incest, but insects are way cooler, and something I'm into, so maybe we can play praying mantis some time. We'll mate, and since I'm female I'll bite your head off."

 

[rinka]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/pukeface.gif

Lovely, huh...?

I saw that and wanted to make a very, very smart ass comment about it! Something along the lines of "I know you probably meant incest, but insects are way cooler, and something I'm into, so maybe we can play praying mantis some time. We'll mate, and since I'm female I'll bite your head off."

LOL, I totally understand that impulse. I wanted to ask if he wants to be a little boy with an antfarm or something. I resisted. Not enough to not post here though...

 

[CurlyKat]

Lovely, huh...?

LOL, I totally understand that impulse. I wanted to ask if he wants to be a little boy with an antfarm or something. I resisted. Not enough to not post here though...

Well, we do have to have an outlet somewhere, right?