Thread Hijacking Demands

[OhMissScarlett]

Ok, You've got a gun, a baseball bat (or a salami) and a cell phone. You're taking over this joint. What are your demands?

I'll be asking for a pair of Doc Martens(shiny ones), a speedboat with a good stereo and a case of Dos Equis Special Lager.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ok, You've got a gun, a baseball bat (or a salami) and a cell phone. You're taking over this joint. What are your demands?

I'll be asking for a pair of Doc Martens(shiny ones), a speedboat with a good stereo and a case of Dos Equis Special Lager.

My demands are as follows:

Leather pants. Real ones, expensive too. Not pleather. And boots to match. All my favorite CDs I had to part with during the breakup of my last relationship.

A way outta this joint. A new identity, preferably in Europe, where people are a lot more cool about some things.

Move back slowly and no one gets hurt.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Ok, You've got a gun, a baseball bat (or a salami) and a cell phone. You're taking over this joint. What are your demands?

All I want is a big screen TV, a DVD player and all the Monty Python movies on DVD!

And you better throw in a gallon of chocolate ice cream... and not that cheap shit either, GOOD ice cream, you know the kind I mean!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I want baked potatoes too, with all the toppings.

Oh, and a karaoke machine.

 

[R. Richard]

"Just hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt!"

A bumper sticker I saw the other day.

 

[gauchecritic]

Bring me the head of Haliburton

A time machine, a cloak of invisiblity and the names and addresses of all oil company ceo's since 1872. (and obviously their successors ad infinitum until they get the message)

Gauche

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Re: Bring me the head of Haliburton

A time machine, a cloak of invisiblity and the names and addresses of all oil company ceo's since 1872. (and obviously their successors ad infinitum until they get the message)

Gauche

You're a dangerous person, Gauche. Too bad you're invisible or I'd get you a t-shirt that says 'Not to be fucked with'.