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MilwSoccerGuy

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I am a soon to be 34 year old guy in medical sales and spend most days traveling the state of WI. I am active and, as my handle would suggest, still play soccer. I bike, waterski, hunt, play guitar, love campfires, grilling, drinking with friend(who am I kidding this is WI, I like to drink with or without friends) and just like to have a good time. I have been a reader of Literotica Stories since college, but only recently discovered the forums. I tried my hand at a AmPic thread and still add to it from time to time. I am into most anything heterosexual and definitely enjoy

So why am I posting this? Well, I have found this place, though wonderful, can be a pretty lonely, somewhat frustrating place for a "normal dude". No, I am not interested in "one liner, wanna fuck me I am a creepy old man messaging you under the guise that I am a 19 yr old hot college chick that is just desperate for cock". Sorry had to get that out there. I have a hard time trying to connect to someone posting on other threads so I figured I would create my own. I guess I am looking for some actual electronic friendship. I want to chat about bullshit, flirt, share fantasy and frustration, have some playful banter and erotic chat. I would be into voice and skype if it feels right, but we would have to build to that. It is funny as I am posting this I feel like I am saying, "Yeah, I'm pretty fucking cool, let's chat and see if you are too..." HAHA Anyway, if there are any women interested in, well, ME post here, shoot me a PM or contact me on YAHOO.
 
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Soooo back in 2009 you were talking gaming, that was actually one part I left off my bio. I am not a big gamer by any means, but I do play console COD, Assasin's Creed and various others. I actually still until a couple years ago nerded out with Starcraft with a goup of buddies. Now a few of us play Starcraft 2 once a week or so.
 
indeed, I just queried threads started by "banging gamer chicks" and there you were back in '09.... crazy huh
 
i was trying to be funny... fail. In reality I just clicked on your name and clicked on threads started by you. So yes in our brief relationship I have already proved to be a stalker and an embellisher
 
i was trying to be funny... fail. In reality I just clicked on your name and clicked on threads started by you. So yes in our brief relationship I have already proved to be a stalker and an embellisher

Haha brief indeed.
I know what you did, when you are at it you may want to check boards I posted on most often in these years, should be interesting task for a stalker :D
 
Dude I get your situation! Congrats for being honest.
 
Thanks SOT74.

Stray you could save me the trouble and just keep being awesome on my thread right now!
 
Haha no.
I am not "looking" for anything in particular, that is why I am not awesome, I dont like to live up to expectations and want to be free to do whatever I want. Be boring, bitchy, and wander off for no reason when I feel like it.

What I told you to do, look up boards I post on, was not really about me. Its one way to get to know someone before you even start talking to them here. A lady who has 15k one word posts in Playground will take different approach than one with 100 thought out and longish ones on BDSM board.

Think about it :)
 
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Indeed Stray, I have looked through probably 50 of your posts over the last 30 mins or so and I think you are normal. Normal can be and in your case does seem pretty awesome. You are actually on here to not only flirty and play around, but to have meaningful banter. It seems as though you would be fun, sometimes frustrating, person to get to know. I enjoy chatting about nothing and everything. Conversation and meaningful connection is fun for me.
 
That was a general advice not an invitation to analyze me.
But yeah, I am normal. Kinda. :D
 
Another fun win tonight at soccer tonight. heading to bed soon as I have a long day tomorrow. Happy Friday!
 
Ok, I'll bite. I mean, I'll respond :). Now you can go stalk me and see if we match :). Feel free to respond here or PM.
 
Hi … :)

I know what you mean.

I think everyone gets their share of one liner PMs and it's the nature of this site and you will have to deal with it. You will have to learn how to sort through what's worth pursuing. Haha.

I think we're all looking for the same.

I'm not in WI though but I'm always looking for new friends. Hope you find what you're looking for!
 
Ok, I'll bite. I mean, I'll respond :). Now you can go stalk me and see if we match :). Feel free to respond here or PM.

Hi … :)

I know what you mean.

I think everyone gets their share of one liner PMs and it's the nature of this site and you will have to deal with it. You will have to learn how to sort through what's worth pursuing. Haha.

I think we're all looking for the same.

I'm not in WI though but I'm always looking for new friends. Hope you find what you're looking for!

Thanks for taking the time to say hi ladies. I am around today and looking for some fun banter between phone calls and business follow up. Shoot me a message here or on yahoo if you have the time and inclination.
 
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