Thought this was funny and wanted to share

[Wizard]

This is for those who have not yet recived it in there e-mail yet.

I thought it was cute.

Harley and God


Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
died
and

went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've
been
> > > such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward
> > > is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven,"
> > >
> > > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "well, shoot,
I
want
> > > to hang out with God!" So St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne
Room,
and
> > > introduced him to God.
> > >
> > > Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
woman?"
God
> > > said, "Ah, yes."
> > >
> > > "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major
> > > design flaws in your invention:
> > >
> > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
> > >
> > > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
> > >
> > > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
> > >
> > > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And
finally,
> > >
> > > 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
> > >
> > > "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold
on,"
> > >
> > > God went over to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
words
and
> > > waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper
and
God
> > > read it.
> > >
> > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur,
> > > but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than
> > > yours."

 

[Pixie]

LOL! Good one

 

[Guest]

Harley and God


Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "well, shoot, I
want to hang out with God!" So St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

And finally, 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went over to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

 

[Wizard]

Sorry didn't have the time to fix it so I just took it right from the e-mail and posted it.................

 

[riff]

 

[Master Control]

Sorry didn't have the time to fix it so I just took it right from the e-mail and posted it.................

Thats plain lazziness. You should be ashamed...

 

[bknight2602]

That is a good one, God is right you know!

 

[Wizard]

Thats plain lazziness. You should be ashamed...

Yep..........Thats me ......Lazy............