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T.H. Oughts
Oh the thoughts of Oughts
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Got to have light bulbs popping now and then 
Have a great day Riff...... ah what the hell, having a fantastic life.
Have a great day Riff...... ah what the hell, having a fantastic life.
sch00lteacher
Social Security Sucks
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Here, take care of a whole lot of days...
Confucious Say....
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change"
"To prevent hangover stay drunk!"
"Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ."
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem in hand
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
"People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."
Confucious Say....
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change"
"To prevent hangover stay drunk!"
"Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ."
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem in hand
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
"People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."
scylis
Assassin/Subtlety Spec'd
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you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
we are all a part of the same compost heap.
we are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
you are not your bank account.
you are not the clothes you wear.
you are not the contents of your wallet.
you are not your bowel cancer.
you are not your Grandé Laté.
you are not the car you drive.
you are not your fucking khakis.
you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
we are all a part of the same compost heap.
we are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
you are not your bank account.
you are not the clothes you wear.
you are not the contents of your wallet.
you are not your bowel cancer.
you are not your Grandé Laté.
you are not the car you drive.
you are not your fucking khakis.
SINthysist
Rural Racist Homophobe
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Do you carry a wisk to shoo bugs?
