those three words that men find so hard to say

[scylis]

I Don't Know

allright. our letter for today comes to us from Doug in Toronto. Doug writes:

Dear Experts, (that's us)

What is the most usefull tool out there today?

 

[hogjack]

No problems

I have no problems saying, "I don't know."

The problem is it's usually in response to, "Are you any good?"

 

[islandman]

I thought is was sure, you can take the remote control?

 

[SimGuy]

How 'bout....

Doc, I'm impotent???

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought I love you was the cardinal guy sin to say in public.

 

[Sillyman]

I need sex is actually incredibly hard for me to say. The thought of out and out saying I want to fuck a woman nearly gives me a heart attack.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I thought it was "where's the lotion?"

 

[Lost Cause]

I always thought....

It was, "You are overweight!"

 

[Saytur]

I would have guessed . . . "his is bigger"

 

[Ice Cold]

"You are right."

 

[Saint Peter]

I'll drive (the) minivan

Let's go shopping

Pass the map

 

[WhatsHerName]

I was sure it was...

I am lost.

 

[hogjack]

When I'm about to, um, have a sexual encounter...

"Am I next?"

 

[Ice Cold]

"You need cash?"

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[patient1]

"Once is enough."