Those banner ads to erotic sites

[peterpan]

Umm... Those banner ads to erotic sites.

I presume the advertisers know what they are doing, and these are the images and key phrases designed to draw us in and click, click, click.

They seem to be pretty much the same, everywhere you find them on the internet. This must be more evidence of a consensus of what actually works...

...but (and I mean this only to help our sponsers pander to us more efficiently).. do they work for you? I mean is this it? the distilation of what we really are looking for?

I am not sure my tastes are any more noble, but I do know that nobody panders to me correctly

 

[registered "^^"]

they pay the light bill

 

[peterpan]

but that's the puzzle!

That's my point! The fact that they are ubiqu.. (oh stuff it I can't spell that word) everywhere demonstrates that they work... but do these images and slogans really do it for you?

 

[BlondGirl]

Most of the ads are ignored.

But, being the visual person that i am, I enjoy the ones with nasty photos in them
; )

Of course, the ones of the Asian girls drinking cum out of a glass make sure I will NEVER EVER EVER click on those.

Cum tastes enough like snot when it is fresh--in a glass later is the equilivant to syrup of ipecac!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Cum tastes enough like snot when it is fresh--in a glass later is the equilivant to syrup of ipecac!

But... but... in your personal, you said you liked it!

*sob*

I'm so disillusioned...

 

[BlondGirl]

But... but... in your personal, you said you liked it!

*sob*

I'm so disillusioned...

MY personal? What? Is there someone using my name? Or am I sufferring from some sort of Dr Jekkyl and Mr Hyde kind of thing? Oh no--what ever will I do???????????

(But if anyone wants to respond to that ad with intense sarcasm and spoofing of the other ads, I would greatly appreciate the entertainment value! It is about time that some of the real-live Lit members have something going on over on that board.......)

 

[doctor_insanus]

Not that I ever respond to that sort of thing, of course...

 

[cactiphile]

Got to say most of the pic's on banners are such a turnoff
that my brain filters them out.

I think the problem with a lot of them that they are too much in your face, not sutle in any way plus the women look as if they
really don't want to be there. If i'm looking at porn, I want
to at least make believe the womens enjoying herselff rather
than the scowl in most of these pics.

Cactiphil

 

[SleepingWarrior]

There are porn site ads out on the net somewhere? Never saw one in my life. (Does that answer your question to effectiveness? )