This Year's Darwin Award "winner"

[Rumple Foreskin]

...has to be this guy:

AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

For the entire account, go to: Ga. man tries to deposit fake $1M bill

Rumple Foreskin

 

[fieryjen]

...has to be this guy:

AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

For the entire account, go to: Ga. man tries to deposit fake $1M bill

Rumple Foreskin

I thought people had to actually die (or at least lose their reproductive capabilities) in order to receive this reward. Wasn't that a rule at some point? Otherwise the name doesn't really make sense.

 

[neonlyte]

...has to be this guy:

AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

For the entire account, go to: Ga. man tries to deposit fake $1M bill

Rumple Foreskin

Aw crap... I told him cut into ten pieces and cash 100,000$ at a time... it'd raise less suspician

 

[starrkers]

I thought people had to actually die (or at least lose their reproductive capabilities) in order to receive this reward. Wasn't that a rule at some point? Otherwise the name doesn't really make sense.

Yep, it goes to someone who successfully removes themselves from the gene pool.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yep, it goes to someone who successfully removes themselves from the gene pool.

No problem. They could give him some sort of "special recognition" award. After all, it's obvious this dude is in a class by himself.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Boxlicker101]

No problem. They could give him some sort of "special recognition" award. After all, it's obvious this dude is in a class by himself.

Rumple Foreskin

This guy does seem to be in a class by himself, but he doesn't seem to qualify for a Darwin Award.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

And really, the participants involved in a Darwin Award aren't the real winners anyway. The real winners are the rest of us who get a better life due to the participants absence from the future

 

[togitc]

My favorite Darwin Award was the guy who got hit by a train while talking on his cell phone. The kicker is that he had turned his back on the train and stuck a finger in his ear because it was so loud.