This will PISS OFF everyone on this site including ole'Laurel!!

[THX1138]

You know what needs to be done around here?
This whole BB needs to be junked!
If Laurel was smart she would get here ass in gear turn this back into a sex story site only.
Just opening this page and reading some of the whining that goes on is enough to make me barf. Fuck who wants to read half this crap. Man I come here to read about sex, not so and so’s bad day and a bunch of fucking moaning!
Laurel, here is something for you to do. Go fix up the story side of this site and get those wonderful horny sex stories in order and categorized with a proper rating system before someone else starts up a better web page. It can happen just like that. Point being I wonder how many authors have been pissed after their work has descended into the basement of Literotica. There are some dam good stories here, there are just hard to weed out.

Ya, come on flame me! I’ll be laughing, sure, but there is truth in my words.

 

[Rosebud]

let me interrupt this drivel with an important announcement, for all of you looking at this thread, please go to the party for Bushido thread and wish him a happy birthday..thank you, i will now return you to the drivel

 

[KillerMuffin]

You've confused me, not that its difficult or anything...

I've never had trouble weeding out the good stories. I like this board, its okay if you hate it thought, no skin off my nose. The stories got me here, the bulletin board keeps me coming back regularly. I like the interaction, but its not for everyone. I'm having trouble understanding how the BB interferes with the story side of the site? Could you explain please?

You can solve this BB problem by just not opening the page.

 

[Never]

Why is it when I read 'come on flame me' or 'someone is going to flame me for this' I hear a martyrish sort of whine creep into the speakers post?

Anywho. By post this aren't you detracting from the very thing you value? Feeding the very thing you hate? It's sort of like writing a book about all books should be burned.

Oddly enough the majority of this website has porn in it, I wonder why it is you peruse the boards you so dislike? The general board especially.

P.S. Telling someone they are stupid is not the best way to convince them you're right.
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This post shall self-destruct in three.. two..

 

[Alyrahh]

I wonder why, if the BB is so distasteful to you, you have posted enough to be rated as "experienced"? Please, don't take this as a flame. It's merely an honest question. Seems to me, anyone who dislikes the board would avoid it instead of reading/posting.

 

[Nicole]

See what Killer Muffin wrote???

You can solve this BB problem by just not opening the page.

Why don't you take that advice.

Now go shove a cucumber up your ass and you might feel better

It's simple lame brain, just don't open the fucking BB and your problem is solved for you. How hard is it to know that??? I mean come on how old are you??? Geesh man just go away and leave us to do what we want to do. No-one asked you to keep coming back to the BB did they??

GoodBye

 

[Siren]

I AM NOT GOING TO FLAME YOU ....

 

[Laurel]

1) The BB has nothing to do with the rest of the site. I check in here a few times a day, post a couple times, and leave. The rest of my time is spent on my real job (the one that pays for this site) and working on the story side.

2) Your willful ignorance is astounding. As I've posted many, many, many times, I'm already "off my ass" and spending massive amounts of time and money to create new scripts with which to run the story side. Scripts don't just appear out of the air, and once they're created I can't just snap my fingers and move the data over into the new site. I know it's hard for someone who hasn't run a site to understand, but there's a lot involved and things do not happen overnight.

3) The "General" board is for discussion of all kinds. You want sex? Go to the other forums, or go to the story side. No one's forcing you to read anything, nor can you decide what other people discuss.

4) What the fuck is wrong with people this week? I've now been called a Nazi and stupid by two people who I've never done a thing to. Get off my ass, please, unless you have something constructive to say. I've got way too much to do with the scripts and the new posts and the email to waste my time defending myself from flames. To say you want me to work on the site and then to waste my time with this nonsense is the height of hypocrisy.

 

[Siren]

Come on now Laurel.....

 

[GuyJD]

AND YOU ALL THOUGHT THAT I CHANGED THE MOOD IN BB!!

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD....... Who in their right mind would accuse anyone of being a Nazi? That is the sickest thing that I have ever heard. How could anyone create such a paroxysm of accusations and alligatons?
All jokes aside, this individual sounds like they have a few issues to persue and conquer.
SIREN....I'm a bit partial to Coffee lipstick. Call me crazy but it's a caffein addiction that I have.

 

[Thor's Hammer]

TX1138: To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "Frankly, I don't give a rat's ass what you think." Your gratuitous comments are puerile and appear to be a child's cry for attention. If you had a modicum of intelligence, you would have some understanding of the enormous amount of effort that goes into developing and maintaining a site like this.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Or perhaps, little fellow, you would repeat after me, "I take this left hand in sickness and in health......" That, at least, would release your testosterone backup and allow your little mind some room to grow.

Whew, sorry all, double digit IQ's make me caustic.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, it's no big deal. Manu and I were actually laughing about it - you know you're big when people not only hang out to enjoy the board, but hang out to flame it - the old "let's show THEM!". Other webmasters I've talked to from big sites laugh about users who'd "scheme" to "bring down" their sites by flaming on their message boards. I never understood the whole concept of spending time and effort at a site you dislike, but then again I live a pretty full, busy life.

 

[Nicole]

Laurel, you bend him over and I'll stick the Cucumber up his ass.

Fuck him, don't worry about it. Oh, your not ... Good.

Bye Bye whatever your name is. *Waving*

 

[Gus]

Do cool down people, please.

By the time I got to this thread all the best comments had been made but the original poster/threadster does put me in mind that old saw of the fellow banging his head against a brick wall - because it is so nice when he stops!

So many have suggested that THX stop. LEAVE HIM ALONE, HE@LL FEEL BETTER WHEN HE STOPS. (sorry for shouting.)

What amazes me about this sort of thread is why people get so het up about THX and his like. Why abuse them? The guy has a right to post whatever. Personally, when I am told that "this will piss you off" I immediately think "No, it won't" and it doesn't.

This thread made me laugh as do many. Thank you for your effort THX. As you can see, you throw out the bait then reel in the biters.

To the biters allow me to say without condescention "Don't let them wind you up. It's only a BB. Just a blank wall waiting to be written on - washed down tomorrow"

Gus

 

[Laurel]

You're right, Gus. Absolutely spot-on 100% correct. It's wasted energy. Thanks for the head-check.

Nicole - let's make a salad with that cucumber instead (but wash it first ), on another thread.

Let's all move along, nothing for you to see here.

 

[Nicole]

Well Damn it, I don't even like cuccumber, it's just I had one lying around.

But yes I agree and that is why I didn't go on and on at this guy.

Forget it, if he doesn't like it except when he's drunk, that's when he starts most of his threads, then he can leave. I'm starting to have fun again so nothing can bring me down right now.

*skipping off to have fun* Bye bye

 

[Deborah]

Laurel, don't you ever sleep? Since it's about 6:15 AM my time must be about 3:15 AM yours.

THX1138 has things ass backwards. The BB, in my opinion, is one significant factor which gives Literotica a competitive advantage over similar sites. While there are many sites with stories, there are NO sites with a stimulating BB like this. Why not? Think about it. The "why" is because there are very few people who could keep this sort of thing rolling. Laurel just happens to be one of them.

True, there is often some pretty lame shit posted but that is the price you pay for free speech. Even lame shit is sometimes entertaining, and that's what this is all about - entertainment. BTW, THX1138, this is some real lame shit you posted.

Regarding THX1138's comment about "how many authors have been pissed" I'll give you the flip side of that. I don't post my stories on other sites although I have repeatedly been asked. I don't because I think Literotica is a class act and Laurel is the best.

You need a reality check THX1138. If you don't like all this free stimulating erotic entertainment brought to you FREE by Literotica and the sweat and blood of Laurel and Manu, go find a better site if you can. Doh!

 

[Laurel]

Laurel, don't you ever sleep? Since it's about 6:15 AM my time must be about 3:15 AM yours.

Sleep is for wimps. I'll sleep when the scripts are in place. Maybe.

 

[GuyJD]

I GOT YOUR BACK ON THIS ONE, LAUREL

THX has to take a bungie jump with a very long bungie cord from a short building. BB should be and will be here to stay. It's the one place where we can all raise a little hell and get things off of our chest. So chill out THX and enjoy the damn stories and site.

 

[THX1138]

Ouch that cucumber hurt!

I thought I would get a real roasting here! Yes, all the above are true. This does show that you do get more attention posting like a jerk than being meek. For I while there I though I was talking to myself, even wrote a drunken corny love poem to Rolly that no one would even complain about. The advertisement people always say there is no bad exposure, even Firestone may come out ahead. I guess normally after being flamed the other dudes go on to a new thread saying ‘Oh, I’m sorry I apologies and I will correct my deviant behavior’. Well this time I should be disciplined. How about if I start a new thread for my deciding punishment. You can decide on remove of my post privileges for set period of months or even out right banishment of myself from your community. I will abided by the group decision and Laurel can be judge. I of course am guilt and plead thus. How can anyone complain about a free service? If I am voted banished Laurel can remove my name and password for the members list. Most of my previous posts have been droll and I don’t socialize well and am just a old fart living by myself (and yes,drunk often). Not anyone who would be missed.
Before I go though, I just want to thank all the authors who have posted to Literotica. The total amount of work here is fucking astounding. Bye Whispersecret babe I will miss ya!

 

[OUTSIDER]

THX1138 if you don't like what is happening here why not just go elsewhere after all the net is a big place and you are sure to find what your after and you muat remember that you can't stop people talking about subject's other than sex if that's what they want or are you just trying to stir thing's up.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Get over it already

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If you don't like BBs, don't visit them.

If you think you have done something wrong, apologize and try to avoid doing it again.

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If you want to advocate change, try to avoid insulting the people you're addressing--it lacks the persuasive polish of well-thought out argumentation and planning.

If you are just lonely, and will do anything to attract a little attention, inoffensive cries for attention are more likely to draw positive responses.

If you don't like people, buy a dog and talk to it instead.
If you don't like dogs, buy a plant and keep your mouth shut.

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[dee_cole]

Hey man, believe me its not that bad. You just stated your opinion... but to offend the damned host is stupid as hell. You have every right to say what's on your skull but just be ready to take the heat. But to wimp out and say you're going to leave is bullshit.
Don't fuck with Laurel though...that's assanine...didn't I say that already.
Oh yeah... Also it's not her job to write all of the stories either, thoughI do agree that the quality stories don't come as often as they used to, but hey it is a free site, and some of us enjoy the BB, in spite of the incessant whining and ass-kissing that takes place.
You don't have to leave though. As a matter of fact it's kind of refreshing to have a wet blanket thrown on the parade from time to time...but don't ever, ever be idiotic enough to piss off Laurel. I have never seen her go off on anyone like that.

 

[Always]

*laughing*

thx, you are sad.

quit bitchin and go away if you don't like it

DAMN!!

 

[THX1138]

Yaa, that’s some Good Flaming!

Now doesn’t it feel good to just fire back and sock it to some dude that has posted a stupid statement!
Hey, Doesn’t it?
On the flip side of all this, posts like mine above, almost force you to come out and post in support of Laurel and literotica. Come on now, even if you didn't post I bet you muttered something under breather like "What an ass this guy is, this is a great site". Maybe we need an excuse to say that once in a while?

This thread is over now, Its follow up is
"THX1138 Reporting for punishment Literotica members vote here for sentencing"
Where you can discuss why the story area is not getting much action and why voting on stories and sending in feedback to authors is very important to Literotica and Laurel.