This will make you want to be a scientist

Krinaia

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I'll have more to say on the subject as soon as some of you pervy posters take a gander and make your own remarks :devil:

for now, I don't want to give away the link - i'm letting it be a surprise
 
Krinaia said:
Ooooo... I dunno but I would watch it... vibrator in hand.
Are you sure you wouldn't want that vibrator another place than in your hand? :D
 
Krinaia said:
Ooooo... I dunno but I would watch it... vibrator in hand.

there are other places for that vibrator....


just saying :cool:



edited:
damn-damn-damn slow at the keyboard once again
 
tsk tsk! semantics boys... maybe in your hands :D while you sit at my feet doing naughty things to me while I watch. Yes... that sounds doable.


But don't you want to be a research scientist now?
 
I dunno, maybe someone will volunteer, do their own experiements and submit one for our scientific observation.
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
So where is the video? I have my vibrator ready :D


*sounds of Shank going to youTube to find the Bo-running-on-the-beach clip for "10"....*



:nana:
 
Krinaia said:
I dunno, maybe someone will volunteer, do their own experiements and submit one for our scientific observation.
Somebody here at lit are bound to have a video cam, now we just need the ladies of lit to volunteer to be in front of it! :D
 
ShyGuy68 said:
Somebody here at lit are bound to have a video cam, now we just need the ladies of lit to volunteer to be in front of it! :D

OOOOO I have a video cam! I'd be happy to film anyone that wants to try. *Cough* *Cough* purely for scientific purposes only. :D
 
All flirting aside, I'm actually really excited about this research.

I was wearing a training bra before any of my counterparts... and HATED running. It got me labeled as lazy and fat and such. And I wore baggy clothes to cover those embarassingly quickly growing breasts. I was a DD before I left 8th grade. <sigh>

and it HURTS to run. I will tuck an arm across my chest if I have to jog. And jumping jacks? forget it - I get thrown off balance by the fact my breasts are still going up as I'm coming down.

This actually isn't the original source I read this article - but I couldn't find that one and it had some more factoids - like that the average pair of DD breasts can weigh between 18 and 25 pounds. That's insane.

Men, imagine if you were running, your twenty pound penis was bouncing all about. Okay okay, bad idea you probably are smiling at the idea of having a twenty pound penis.
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
OOOOO I have a video cam! I'd be happy to film anyone that wants to try. *Cough* *Cough* purely for scientific purposes only. :D


Can we flog their bottoms as they run? And then have them do jumping jacks and flog their bottoms. Then I think we should conduct separate research on the movement of breasts that are being spanked and slapped and flogged.
 
Krinaia said:
Can we flog their bottoms as they run? And then have them do jumping jacks and flog their bottoms. Then I think we should conduct separate research on the movement of breasts that are being spanked and slapped and flogged.

Where are Sir Winston and Yang? We need someone to flog.
 
oh whatever, if SirW is involved, I'll volunteer to be the runner while being flogged.

mmmm
 
Money quote from the article:

“We need to think why do we need bras? What do we need them to do?”


I have so many answers. ;)
 
Christ, I'd happily buy an expensive sports bra that would keep my girls still... for excercise I have to wear an underwire regular bra with a sports bra overtop if I want to keep them still... and they STILL hurt.

I have painful breasts during my cycle, and strapping them into multiple layers of stuff to hold them in place while trying to be healthy is a serious pain in the... boobs.


I'm a 44DDD, by the way.
 
LittleJade said:
They're ridiculous. I lose weight, and they get BIGGER. I'm not sure how that works...

Me neither, In my family you get a whole cup size with each kid. My sister had two and went from a C to a DD
 
I'm a 44DD and actually when i lost weight - 35 pounds, I lost weight in my breasts too - dropped in inches but not cup size except that one breast actually did get smaller than the other so that it doesn't fill the cup in quite the same way. drives me batty.

oh and when i lost weight - i could feel a ligament i'd never felt before - which is weird. but i thought it was a lump and freaked and got an ultrasound to screen for cancer and then felt a ninny when the nurse was feeling me up and looking at me as if i was retarded... sigh.
 
oh and you know what's the worst? sports bra mono-boob!

does anyone know what i'm talking about?
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
Me neither, In my family you get a whole cup size with each kid. My sister had two and went from a C to a DD
I've been pregnant three times.. and miscarried all three...

but even then, I gained sizes... my first pregnancy, I went from a D to a DD. The second, from a DD to a DDD, and the third, from a DDD to an E, though thankfully, I went back down to a DDD afterward...
 
Krinaia said:
oh and you know what's the worst? sports bra mono-boob!

does anyone know what i'm talking about?
YES!

That's part of why I wear a regular bra underneath.
 
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