This Weeks Terribly Important, Gotta See if You're on it Top 5 List

[KillerMuffin]

The top posters!

5. Laurel
4. wet'n waiting
3. Danielle
2. Gamma
1. Manu

What? You were expecting a drunken analysis of a testosterone-driven, penis-bearing mammal's fantasy menage a five? I'm not that kosher. I just got the first five people registered. Laurel is a shocking entry at #5. You bounce up and down on Manu while you should be registering and you lose. Or was that snooze? I can never remember. Imagine my embarrassment when I got the choice piece of Christmas ham...

 

[Nobody Special]

Damn I got passed over again...

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[KillerMuffin]

Well, NS, you know the old saw, you bounce up and down on Manu when you should be registering...

 

[Guest]

Why was I not on this list?
Damn it, I gave tou Nutella!

This meaningless post brought to you by three grandmothers with broughts that could sweep us all off like flies off of sugar cane.

 

[cymbidia]

What are "broughts", Nevernotkins?


Hi Muffie.
Missed you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nevernots are ultra-secret, they were cooks, *wink wink* over there. Nevernots can never be mentioned in lists because Charlie, who puts on pearls and you're ready for formal wear, might guard the Chisolm Trail and we'd all be lost.

Nevernots have another 75 years in a warehouse in Millington before they can be de-classified and de-Hooverized.

Rumor has it, Nevernots know where all the bodies are buried and what killed JFK.

Fabulous to see you again cym, darlin. How was breakfast? I haven't had mine yet. I went to the fridge, opened the door, slammed it shut and ran back here.

 

[cymbidia]

Muff, have you been hitting the Dew again?

And i rarely eat breakfast. A bagel on occasion, perhaps, or chocolate when i must have it, but i only really eat a "proper" breakfast when i go out specifically for that purpose.

Are things calming down from the Holiday high at your house?
Was Santa good to you?

 

[Tim1]

oh well

I'm on a list too.....My wifes shit list. Does that count?

 

[Laurel]

Woo hoo! I made a list! Just barely, but I still made it! I think I'll celebrate with this Del Taco red burrito and medium french fry. What a wild woman I am...

 

[Never]

Hey, what are you eating?

You can't eat that it has too many calories and fats in it, you'll die a horrible death now while eating three bites of spaghetti instead of a horrible death while in a sauna with three cabaña boys from Brazil.

Brooms cymbidia, brooms.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Question: Top posters of what?

Most posts this week? month? year?

or are they voted as top posters for this week? month? year? What is the criteria?

Just-a-wonderin

- PBW

 

[Herbie Handcock]

Go figure

"Rumor has it, Nevernots know where all the bodies are buried and what killed JFK."



Hell I know the answer to that (a bullet) and I didn't make the list........ Well maybe next week.

 

[cymbidia]

Brooms cymbidia, brooms.

Thank you, Never, thank you. And i just thought you were speaking in tongues.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Waving my flag*
IM THE 19TH HIGHEST POSTER!!!

PFT, and DAMN is this shit good! It only rotates between the top twenty you know...