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Bobtoad777

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No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)

You have chosen Al Gore. Great job. Your ability to understand complex voting ballots is a tribute to the national education system.

You have chosen Pat Buchanan. This candidate is NOT Al Gore. Are you sure you want to vote for Pat Buchanan?

Yes No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)

If you circled “Yes” above, do you realize that George W. Bush is NOT Al Gore?

Yes No

(I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)Do you wish to cast a second vote for Al Gore?

Yes Yes

If you circled “Yes” above, do you realize that you are throwing your vote away?

Yes No

(I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)You really meant Al Gore, Didn’t you?

Yes Yes of Course

How about a third?

Yes Yes definitely

If you circled “Yes” above – you can’t be serious, so we will automatically change your vote to Al Gore – we know that’s what you meant.

Referendum Vote: Should all votes cast in this election be recast in favor of Al Gore?

Yes I’m confused


Opinion Survey: Do you think that the residents of West Palm Beach County, Florida have enough common sense to elect a President of the United States?

No Huh?

Pat Buchanan

Al Gore

George W. Bush
 
Given the insanity of the whole mess, the americans on the board should thank their lucky stars that Flagg has moved on.

All this would be the stuff of wet dreams for him.
 
Bobtoad, you are such a fuck-up. Hey, Purple Haze all in my brain, I'll try you. Bobtoad couldn't even come up with a pic of a chick with three tits. What the toad was supposed to do here is post what I sent him. Fuck, you can't even find a man anywhere these days who can follow instructions.
 
This is what you sent me Deborah, after I had it translated from its Ascii State, it was 198 pages as you sent me
 
Yeah baby, I know you can do it fucking right. Wait until you see what I sent him.
 
Ain't that the truth,,,

Expertise said:
Given the insanity of the whole mess, the americans on the board should thank their lucky stars that Flagg has moved on.

All this would be the stuff of wet dreams for him.

My mental picture of Flagg with this latest mess in the State of Confusion,,, is that of a slightly harried dishelved mad scientist with a wide eyed expression doing a jig as the fingers fly across the keyboard,,,

Flagg READING,,, THINKIN',,, Bah! Humbug!! ARRRRGH!!

Fingers fly with a self satisfied smirk!!

THERE! put that up ya ole buggers!! (as another reply post is made and dashed off)

Looking around for more inocent American fodder for ego fuel


I'll miss Flagg and his sanctimonious posts,,,


Florida's new state motto?
*We're in the limelight to stay*
or
*Ignore us, Will Ya?*
 
Expertise said:
Given the insanity of the whole mess, the americans on the board should thank their lucky stars that Flagg has moved on.

All this would be the stuff of wet dreams for him.

Maybe he is now lurking and jacking off right now? Should we bring up canadian politics for his mastubatory delight?
 
Actually, I liked Flagg better when he was Crystal. We got along a lot better. Of course, I will miss Flagg's stories about fucking God (a woman of course, he got something right) and fucking a dead girl. And that thread he started about fucking chickens was a riot. I do take credit for curing Flagg's hemorrhoid problem. Analeze is much more effective than Preparation H.
 
Canadian politics and culture (insert joke here) don't seem to interest him nearly as much KM.
 
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