This was not the way I wanted to wake up.

[SeaCat]

This was not the way I chose to wake up this morning.

I was asleep when I heard a strange noise next to me. This was quickly followed by a splash of wetness on the side of my head.

I lay there for a minute trying to get my mind around this. What in the hell had just happened? Then I felt movement on the bed as Bubba moved.

It dawned on me what had just happened.

I came out of bed and straight into the shower even as I cursed in two languages.

Bubba had just herked on the side of my head.

Not a recomended way to wake up.

Cat

 

[starrkers]

Cats.

Gotta love 'em!

 

[rgraham666]

Not going to laugh. Nope.

 

[SeaCat]

Not going to laugh. Nope.

Hell why not? I'm laughing about it now.

Still, I don't recomend that as a way to wake up.

Cat

 

[starrkers]

*snicker*
(I claim the right to chortle as I've had something similar)

 

[SeaCat]

*snicker*
(I claim the right to chortle as I've had something similar)

Chortle away, but Bubba isn't getting any of my chicken tonight.

Cat

 

[Liar]

Still, I don't recomend that as a way to wake up.

Cat

Well hey, it was at the very least effective.

 

[SeaCat]

Well hey, it was at the very least effective.

That it was, that it was.

Cat

 

[glynndah]

Having one of them drop an almost dead mouse on my head ....

 

[SeaCat]

Having one of them drop an almost dead mouse on my head ....

LOL

Don't you love it?

Magi likes to bring in pissed off lizards and drop them in my lap. Of course my first reaction is to snag the aforementioned lizrd before it takes off leading to the Ninja Kitties show. Naturaly the lizard, already pissed off latches onto the fist thing that comes into range, which happens to be my finger. (Now this doesn't hurt but it is starteling. The first lizard to do this ended up trying for orbit which entertained my cats and my wife no end.)

Cat

 

[starrkers]

Plucking birds beside the bed in the middle of the night is always a good one too.

 

[smotp]

For a second there, just a delightful second I thought Bubba might have been your significant other!

I think my image is better!

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[SeaCat]

Oh, no!

But better, perhaps, than a surprise hairball in one of your shoes?

I'm still queasy from stepping into that cold, wet mess.

You get those as well do you?

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

This morning I par-boiled a rack of ribs in anticipation of dinner tomorrow night.

I filled the pot with water and added minced Onion, Minced Garlic, a handfull of Sea Salt, Crushed Cayenne Pepper, and a couple of other spices. I let this boil for a while before adding the ribs and letting them boil for 20 some minutes.

After I pulled and seasoned the ribs I let the water cool so I could take off the grease before dumping the pot over an Anthill.

I set the now cooled pot on the floor as I finished wrapping the ribs and putting them in the fridge. When turned around all I saw sticking out of the Stock Pot was two tails.

Critter and Magi had decided to start the cleaning process before I could.

Cat

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Cat conditioning

Had some roommates back in college who had a crabby old tom named Beowulf (yeah, go figure, he was mean). Beowulf took an instant dislike to a new roommate, a rip-roaring Arkansas brute named Paul whose molasses drawl disguised an immense education and intelligence. The cat often marked Paul's clothes and bedding and such. One night Paul awoke to Beowulf actually pissing ON HIM. Paul leaped up out of bed, chased the cat down, pulled down his pj bottoms and PISSED RIGHT BACK ON THE CAT.

Beowulf avoided him after that. I thought it was an excellent solution.

bijou

 

[SeaCat]

Had some roommates back in college who had a crabby old tom named Beowulf (yeah, go figure, he was mean). Beowulf took an instant dislike to a new roommate, a rip-roaring Arkansas brute named Paul whose molasses drawl disguised an immense education and intelligence. The cat often marked Paul's clothes and bedding and such. One night Paul awoke to Beowulf actually pissing ON HIM. Paul leaped up out of bed, chased the cat down, pulled down his pj bottoms and PISSED RIGHT BACK ON THE CAT.

Beowulf avoided him after that. I thought it was an excellent solution.

bijou

Snerk

I have often though about doing this to some of my co-workers.

Cat

 

[starrkers]

Had some roommates back in college who had a crabby old tom named Beowulf (yeah, go figure, he was mean). Beowulf took an instant dislike to a new roommate, a rip-roaring Arkansas brute named Paul whose molasses drawl disguised an immense education and intelligence. The cat often marked Paul's clothes and bedding and such. One night Paul awoke to Beowulf actually pissing ON HIM. Paul leaped up out of bed, chased the cat down, pulled down his pj bottoms and PISSED RIGHT BACK ON THE CAT.

Beowulf avoided him after that. I thought it was an excellent solution.

bijou

Heheeheeee! Oh, serious chuckle! The mental image that goes with this tale...