This Time I Did More Than Just Drop The Towel . . .

slyc_willie

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Yep. Full monty in a public bar.

I pretty much knew I was gonna do it, and only needed a couple shots to loosen up . . . oh, and the fact that a woman actually ripped off the thong helped, too.

All for a free drink tab. The tips didn't hurt, either.

But . . . *sob* . . . I felt like such a piece of meat!

:p
 
slyc_willie said:
Yep. Full monty in a public bar.

I pretty much knew I was gonna do it, and only needed a couple shots to loosen up . . . oh, and the fact that a woman actually ripped off the thong helped, too.

All for a free drink tab. The tips didn't hurt, either.

But . . . *sob* . . . I felt like such a piece of meat!

:p

You're such a bullshitter. :p :D
 
slyc_willie said:
Yep. Full monty in a public bar.

I pretty much knew I was gonna do it, and only needed a couple shots to loosen up . . . oh, and the fact that a woman actually ripped off the thong helped, too.

All for a free drink tab. The tips didn't hurt, either.

But . . . *sob* . . . I felt like such a piece of meat!

:p

But prime choice, baby.

:heart:

(What - no pictures????)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
But prime choice, baby.

:heart:

(What - no pictures????)

Supposedly, one of my friends got a phone number of a girl who was taking pictures. I should have something to show soon. :D
 
slyc_willie said:
Supposedly, one of my friends got a phone number of a girl who was taking pictures. I should have something to show soon. :D

Sweet.

:D
 
slyc_willie said:
Yep. Full monty in a public bar.

I pretty much knew I was gonna do it, and only needed a couple shots to loosen up . . . oh, and the fact that a woman actually ripped off the thong helped, too.

All for a free drink tab. The tips didn't hurt, either.

But . . . *sob* . . . I felt like such a piece of meat!

:p
ummmm, so where'd you put the tips without the thong? :confused:
 
slyc_willie said:
But . . . *sob* . . . I felt like such a piece of meat!
yes, but at least you'll pay your way through college :rolleyes:
 
Misty_Morning said:
ummmm, so where'd you put the tips without the thong? :confused:

had to hold onto them. It really wasn't much, since the whole thing only lasted about an hour.

The stripping, I mean ;)
 
slyc_willie said:
had to hold onto them. It really wasn't much, since the whole thing only lasted about an hour.

The stripping, I mean ;)
So... you're saying... you'll last more than an hour if it isn't stripping? *insert innocent emoticon here*
 
glynndah said:
So, what bar was this? Can I get there from here? :catroar:
I think he should take his show on the road. Slyc Willie's "Almost Nekkid" tour '07. We could all work as roadies.
 
*snicker*

It was by no means a professional enviornment. A local bar here called the Highlander came up with a gimmick a couple of weeks ago to let anyone drink for free if they wore a bikini. Me and a friend decided to test the limits of the offer (aince the original offer was intended for women). My friend called the bar owner and said he and I were going to take advantage of their offer. She didn't think we had the balls *ahem* to do it.

Imagine the surprise . . . :devil:

Actually, I'm surprised the cops weren't called. And the bar owner seemed a little nervous when the thong went flying. That's why the 'show' only lasted an hour before she told me to put my clothes on.

It was fun, though . . . except for all the ass-smacking ;)

(Damn, you ladies can get rough! :p )
 
slyc_willie said:
*snicker*

It was by no means a professional enviornment. A local bar here called the Highlander came up with a gimmick a couple of weeks ago to let anyone drink for free if they wore a bikini. Me and a friend decided to test the limits of the offer (aince the original offer was intended for women). My friend called the bar owner and said he and I were going to take advantage of their offer. She didn't think we had the balls *ahem* to do it.

Imagine the surprise . . . :devil:

Actually, I'm surprised the cops weren't called. And the bar owner seemed a little nervous when the thong went flying. That's why the 'show' only lasted an hour before she told me to put my clothes on.

It was fun, though . . . except for all the ass-smacking ;)

(Damn, you ladies can get rough! :p )

I'm in love.
 
3113 said:
I think he should take his show on the road. Slyc Willie's "Almost Nekkid" tour '07. We could all work as roadies.

And then the movie . . . "Full Willie"

:D
 
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