This thread, my 19,000th post, is dedicated to...

[blobfish]

Subway, home of the Five Dollar Footlong.

Subway: eat fresh!

And Morcheeba. Crazy ass woman.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Here's to listeria laden lettuce!

 

[blobfish]

Here's to listeria laden lettuce!

Although we have our differences, Morchy is cultured, much like the bacteria swabbed from a sandwich "artist's" greasy plastic glove.

 

[Morcheeba]

Crazy and Footlongs make for memorable nights.

I'm just glad to bring cole slaw.

 

[Morcheeba]

Here's to listeria laden lettuce!

Fuck, it's like a potluck! Thank you!

 

[blobfish]

Crazy and Footlongs make for memorable nights.

I'm just glad to bring cole slaw.

Crazy asses are the best kind.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Although we have our differences, Morchy is cultured, much like the bacteria swabbed from a sandwich "artist's" greasy plastic glove.

Thanks for the unneeded/wanted lesson, Prof.

Teach thy self.

 

[blobfish]

Thanks for the unneeded/wanted lesson, Prof.

Teach thy self.

Next time, instead of agar, I'm going to culture a bacterium on your jiggly ass.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Next time, instead of agar, I'm going to culture a bacterium on your jiggly ass.

I'm all bang bang, and shit, waiting on that.

 

[Morcheeba]

Dude, for your 20K post next week or so, what the fuck do you have in store?

 

[blobfish]

I'm all bang bang, and shit, waiting on that.

Are you into cum swabbing?

 

[blobfish]

Dude, for your 20K post next week or so, what the fuck do you have in store?

I don't know, but it's a huge milestone. What do you suggest?

 

[QueenLevitra]

I don't know, but it's a huge milestone. What do you suggest?

Fresh air and vitamin D.

 

[Morcheeba]

I don't know, but it's a huge milestone. What do you suggest?

Are you German? Slightly? Cuz I have an idea...

 

[blobfish]

Fresh air and vitamin D.

I can buy one in a bottle.

 

[blobfish]

Are you German? Slightly? Cuz I have an idea...

Yup, on my mother's father's side.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I can buy one in a bottle.

Or you could have the nurse wheel you outside for a couple hours.

 

[KRCummings]

Best line in Bachelor Party:

"Is that the footlong?"

"And then some."

 

[blobfish]

Or you could have the nurse wheel you outside for a couple hours.

She steals my cufflinks.

 

[blobfish]

Best line in Bachelor Party:

"Is that the footlong?"

"And then some."

Is that the one where they watch the 8mm porn movie?

 

[KRCummings]

Is that the one where they watch the 8mm porn movie?

Yes, it's a little dated and it was never really all that funny but the scene in the male strip club was cute.

 

[blobfish]

Yes, it's a little dated and it was never really all that funny but the scene in the male strip club was cute.

I think I saw the whole thing, but I only remember the 8mm porn part, because I like 8mm porn. I found some in the garbage a few years ago, and it's interesting to watch.

 

[KRCummings]

I think I saw the whole thing, but I only remember the 8mm porn part, because I like 8mm porn. I found some in the garbage a few years ago, and it's interesting to watch.

There is still an 8mm porn subculture out there. Pretty much is for all types of porn but that's a big one. Lots of it still around.

 

[Morcheeba]

I think I saw the whole thing, but I only remember the 8mm porn part, because I like 8mm porn. I found some in the garbage a few years ago, and it's interesting to watch.

I remember fishing out porn from the garbage bins about 12 thousand posts ago.

 

[blobfish]

There is still an 8mm porn subculture out there. Pretty much is for all types of porn but that's a big one. Lots of it still around.

The difference in pubic hair is striking. Most of the women back then look like they're holding Don King in a headlock. Unfortunately, the film has turned red on mine.