This Stuff Sucks

[OhMissScarlett]

Vaseline Intensive lip therapy, discuss.
like wax
or Crisco
makes me cough
my eyes water
is it purple?
is it clear?
who fucking knows

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm more concerned about whatever you've been drinking.

Oh lord.

You didn't drink the Vaseline, did you?

 

[yui]

Vaseline Intensive lip therapy, discuss.
like wax
or Crisco
makes me cough
my eyes water
is it purple?
is it clear?
who fucking knows

Licking my lips works better. Want me to lick...nevermind...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm more concerned about whatever you've been drinking.

Oh lord.

You didn't drink the Vaseline, did you?

Silly horsie, it's an accessory not a drink.

 

[DrFreud]

Wow the new Yui AV * DROOOOOOOOOL *
Never mind me

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Licking my lips works better. Want me to lick...nevermind...

uh, I can't even put together a coherent thought...it may be your ass.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Silly horsie, it's an accessory not a drink.

To most of us, yes. But when you and Carson get together, there's very little I would be surprised to find on the menu.

Just make sure no one sleeps in the front yard tonight.



Shanglan

 

[sophia jane]

Wow the new Yui AV * DROOOOOOOOOL *
Never mind me

It is a nice Av.
But I'll hold my drool.

SJ

 

[cantdog]

That stuff does suck.. Try the Burt's Bees stuff, in the yellow jobber. Much superior.

Reddish purple glop, the Vaseline shit. Ick.

 

[DrFreud]

It is a nice Av.
But I'll hold my drool.

SJ

 

[yui]

Wow the new Yui AV * DROOOOOOOOOL *
Never mind me

LOL - this one now is me. The other one is what I want to look like when I grow up.

uh, I can't even put together a coherent thought...it may be your ass.

You might be able to think, now...

It is a nice Av.
But I'll hold my drool.

SJ

Thanks, but that one wasn't me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

That stuff does suck.. Try the Burt's Bees stuff, in the yellow jobber. Much superior.

I'm a BB fan myself...

Oh, and I made that drunk bitch go to bed.

 

[yui]

I'm a BB fan myself...

Oh, and I made that drunk bitch go to bed.

Party pooper.

 

[cantdog]

It's a humane thing to do. The poem about the Vaseline shit was not her best.

 

[sophia jane]

LOL - this one now is me. The other one is what I want to look like when I grow up.



You might be able to think, now...



Thanks, but that one wasn't me.

Yui- the real one is better anyway!

SJ

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm a BB fan myself...

Oh, and I made that drunk bitch go to bed.

*sigh* I'm never in the right place at the right time.

 

[cantdog]

Shang, the poem, man! Think what literary crimes she might not have committed had Carson not intervened!

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's a humane thing to do. The poem about the Vaseline shit was not her best.

*sprays beer all over her monitor*

 

[BlackShanglan]

Shang, the poem, man! Think what literary crimes she might not have committed had Carson not intervened!

True. I have never been a big fan of Dadaism. It's best we put her down for her own good.

 

[cantdog]

Look what happened to Archie, too. A pioneer of the artless art. He ended up having to return as a cockroach.

 

[yui]

Yui- the real one is better anyway!

SJ

Thank you! You are much, much too kind!http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

 

[yui]

It's best we put her down for her own good.

"Put her down" are scary words coming from a horse.

 

[carsonshepherd]

they shoot horses, don't they....?

 

[yui]

they shoot horses, don't they....?

I don't think they do it for sport, but typically "put down" is a negative for our equine friends.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Shang, the poem, man! Think what literary crimes she might not have committed had Carson not intervened!

It wasn't really a poem, I was just having problems making complete sentences. Well, I guess that's what I was doing, I really can't remember.