This sounds lame but..

Never

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~ahem~ I have a bit of a problem with my libido at the moment. Ever have on of those days when you just NEEDed release?
It's not just today either. It's one of those things that have been creeping up on me for weeks now. I'm waking up with wet bed sheets, I've started to enter the 'bubble' of female coworkers, I can't concentrate on anything. Yesterday I started fantasizing about a friend of mine while I was driving and almost hit the car in front of me on the highway. I mean, the brakes squealed I hit them so hard.
If a good-looking stranger came up to me and offered in real life, I would probably jump them immediately.
This board isn't helping, neither is porno or masturbating. In fact, afterwards I feel even more frustrated. I'd cyber with someone but the idea of going at it with some stranger over the computer is just.. ewww.

Any suggestions? Other than taking a cold shower..
How about someone telling me it's just a phase.
 
Umm ... It's just a phase!!! :)

No No I know what you are saying, if that helps. I am just about ready to rape the next person that walks down our street. Can you tell this by my threads and post's???? I thought so.

Sorry I have no suggestions, if I did I would be using them to my advantage babe. If you ask me Cybering makes it worse sometimes, Try phone sex. Okay Okay it was the only suggestion I could come up with, don't jump on me until you have tried it.

Good luck:)

[Edited by Nicole on 07-12-2000 at 07:45 PM]
 
Nicole said:
Try phone sex. Okay Okay it was the only suggestion I could come up with, don't jump on me until you have tried it.
[Edited by Nicole on 07-12-2000 at 07:45 PM]

Well, are you offering? Then I'd be happy to jump on you. Then again, you have your hands full of 'Angel' on the other thread so I'll just wait my turn.

Thank you for responding though, I'm glad I'm not the only one ready to tear off my coworker's clothes and chase them, naked, into the street.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :cool: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I need one of those little smiley faces with sunglasses and horns, 'cause I'm horny and cool.
 
So nikki which one is your street exactly?
Sorry never I don't think I can help you

Da Chef
 
Well you go past the Service station and then it's the first on your left ... then it's the .....

Oh Chef next time I'm in Melbourne we will just HAVE to get together. :D
 
Okay.. Eeep, this is weird to talk about.

Nicole's right though, phone sex is great, as long as you know the person pretty well. I find though that it's best if you know the person really well.. have an actual normal CONVERSATION first instead of calling specifically about phone sex (or don't act like that's what the call's for even if both of you know it. *L*)

My last boyfriend used to love calling me and having me read him stories from here at Literotica (He's a verrrrry big fan of DCL's Jazzy Girl. :D ), and I used to seriously get off on listening to him. Never have been a big fan of the noises some guys made, but he had the most magnificently sexy growl.

*cough*

Anyway, Neverbabes, you're not alone. *LOL*
 
Endlessly said:
Okay.. Eeep, this is weird to talk about.

Nicole's right though, phone sex is great, as long as you know the person pretty well. I find though that it's best if you know the person really well.. have an actual normal CONVERSATION first instead of calling specifically about phone sex (or don't act like that's what the call's for even if both of you know it. *L*)

Oh my yes Endlessy, I fully agree with you there. I would never have phone sex with someone that I did not know. I would also never have phone sex with someone on the first call (Why does this sound like a first date?) LOL.

But I have to agree with the fact that hearing the other person make sounds (especially those growls) ;) does a certain something to you.

Of course not that I would know any of this :)

[Edited by Nicole on 07-13-2000 at 12:53 AM]
 
*LMAO*

Oh no.. Definitely no phone sex on the first call.. Not unless you want a "reputation" as a promiscuous caller.

*giggle*
 
Never, I am sure that there are plenty women out there willing to give it up. All you need is some pure unadultarated hot passionate discovery channel like sex. *whew that was a mouthful* :D

That's my only suggestion, but I'm sure you've already figured that out. ;)
 
No this can't be happening.

I'd been turned down for sex so often that in desperation I, too, turned to phone sex. All I got was a damn busy signal!
 
Never said:
Thank you for responding though, I'm glad I'm not the only one ready to tear off my coworker's clothes and chase them, naked, into the street.

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Ahem..... you wouldn't happen to be my coworker, wouldya Never? :D

K
 
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