Betticus
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This proves that Chuck Norris is a Dom!
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lil_slave_rose
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Mmmm..i LOVE chuck Norris. He has the best smile ever, and He's just so...manly 
lil_slave_rose
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Betticus said:
*nods* still reading it
chris9
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Are you kidding? Of course I know David Hasselhoff. I was very much in love with him when I was about ten and in fourth grade. He had that hit "I am looking for freedom" that I will now be singing for the rest of the evening, thank god that it's already ended. I always thought freedom meant Frieden, which means peace...Betticus said:
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Betticus said:
That made me laff my ass off!
About his being a Dom tho...I dunno. Those Total Gym commercials he does with Christie Brinkley are pretty lame.
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Little_Kitten
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pfft... <.< Chuck Norris ain't special. I don't get why I wasted my younger days on watching that silly Texas ranger show 
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Uh oh I guess I should hide before he finds me and roundhouse kicks me!
... Uh oh I guess I should hide before he finds me and roundhouse kicks me!
lil_slave_rose
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Little_Kitten said:pfft... <.< Chuck Norris ain't special. I don't get why I wasted my younger days on watching that silly Texas ranger show
Uh oh I guess I should hide before he finds me and roundhouse kicks me!
yes and you better watch behind you too, cause he has a way of finding out where you are, you won't be safe for long *grins*
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I liked his martial arts movies but his acting in "texas ranger" was a joke.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
This pegged my humor bone.
I met chuck when I was younger. Well I got to shake his hand once.
I liked him in his action movie years where no much acting was required, just wait till the bad guys did something wrong and then he would kill them all.
And I watch Texas ranger from time to time, but couldn't do it faithfully as it was just canned....and besides listening to him sing hurt my ears....
Face it Chuck, even a roundhouse kick like yours does not give one license in the universe to force people to listen to your singing.
This pegged my humor bone.
I met chuck when I was younger. Well I got to shake his hand once.
I liked him in his action movie years where no much acting was required, just wait till the bad guys did something wrong and then he would kill them all.
And I watch Texas ranger from time to time, but couldn't do it faithfully as it was just canned....and besides listening to him sing hurt my ears....
Face it Chuck, even a roundhouse kick like yours does not give one license in the universe to force people to listen to your singing.
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Chuck Norris is lame, all the Chuck Norris jokes are blatantly stolen from the vast encyclopedia of Mecha-Hitler jokes, except Chuck Norris jokes are more popular since when you mention Mecha-Hitler, God kills a puppy.
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Aeroil said:
Chuck's acting is lame i agree, but he himself as a person is actually one of the greatest guys ever.
Have you ever seen him do those infomercials about the "total gym" product? If you have, those commercials are more a real reflection of kind of how he is.
You can say a lot of things about chuck norris, I might even use the word lame when it comes to his acting, but would never consider using it as a reflection of the man.
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Chuck Norris: Small brains, big brawn.chris9 said:Who is Chuck Norris?
If you don't know him, you are too old.
I am too old to know him, too.
But my kids know him.
You have to be a kid to adore him.
There are many men who dream to be Chuck Norris.
Not me.
I take two of them for breakfast
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*weeps*sperling said:Chuck Norris: Small brains, big brawn.
If you don't know him, you are too old.
I am too old to know him, too.
But my kids know him.
You have to be a kid to adore him.
There are many men who dream to be Chuck Norris.
Not me.
I take two of them for breakfast
I don't wanna be too old... How old are your kids?
Maybe I just had evil parents who never let me watch TV, so I couldn't see his movies and shows...
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i looooove Chuck Norris, my dad was a martial arts film fanatic and got me into him as a kid. i was brainwashed to love Chuck Norris.....it's utterly beyond my control. besides, he's uber sexy to me...a mature, older man who can kick major butt.
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I met him once too, at a martial arts competition. He shook my hand when I got my trophy. I also sat in on part of one of his seminars (my teacher's seminar overlapped his, so I had to step out early, since I was one of the crash test dummies.). You know, his acting and singing sucks ass but he himself, is a very nice man. I heard that his question and answer period went way overtime, (since I wasn't there for that) and he stayed until there were no more questions, even though it was eating into his lunchbreak.
I watched "Walker" for the chuckles, and the cheez factor, but he's cool.
I watched "Walker" for the chuckles, and the cheez factor, but he's cool.
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