This page cannot be displayed

[Rybka]

Is anyone else having trouble accessing the various submission pages? I haven't been able to connect all day.

Regards, Rybka

 

[Lauren Hynde]

On and off. I did manage to submit 4 or 5 poems, but I found some problems doing it. I couldn't access my submissions page either.

 

[WickedEve]

Lauren

"This poem needs one more vote: Under a Fusillade of Popping Kernel"

I just voted. It's sad when you have to beg. That's what I've been doing lately. lol

 

[WickedEve]

Rybka, my submission page was all screwed up for a couple of days, but Laurel fixed it. She said something about upgrades. If it doesn't get better, let her know.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Lauren

"This poem needs one more vote: Under a Fusillade of Popping Kernel"

I just voted. It's sad when you have to beg. That's what I've been doing lately. lol

Thanks Eve. I know it's pathetic, but it worked

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Does anyone know why haven't any new poems been accepted today? Is Laurel on vacation or is there any other more serious problem?

 

[WickedEve]

Does anyone know why haven't any new poems been accepted today? Is Laurel on vacation or is there any other more serious problem?

I thought it could be the upgrade, but new stories have been updated for the 27th.

 

[Rybka]

Pending

WE,
I've had the illiterative poem Loon, that I mentioned to you, pending for at least three days now.


Regards, Rybka

 

[KillerMuffin]

It took six days to get my recent stories posted. I understand that she's gotten backed up. Heck, she's not even posting at the General Board like she used to.



I'm sure she'll catch up soon. I hope. She's got dozens of things that she goes through every night. And that doesn't even count the problems she's having with the site.

There's a thread on the Story Feedback board she just posted to by Justin Thyme.

If you're having problems, start a thread in the GB with Laurel's name in the title or post to one that's already been started. It's the fastest way to get her attention so she can fix it.

 

[lickmyboot]

quick question ladies

Okay...so maybe the answers to these very basic questions are out there somewhere...but I'm hoping you experienced girls can help a virgin out!

For starters, how long does a new poem stay in the new poetry section?

I still haven't figured out the voting aspect as it relates to the top voted list. Do you have to a certain amount or percentage of votes per read? I look at the dates and it seems like a lot the poems on the list are from last year. Does that mean your poem has to fall off the new poetry section to find it's permanent home in either erotic or non-erotic before it's listed in the polls?

And what's up with the "key words" box in the submission section? Does that box determine when the poem comes off of the new list where it will be placed--bondage, anal, ect.?

Also--I think someone PMed me and I think I hit the wrong button and refused their message by accident. My computer went a bit Linda Blair on me at the time, but I didn't see who it was from. Now, I think I may have accidentally offended the PMer. I didn't permanently block that person from ever sending me a PM, did I? My computer was whigging out so bad that I didn't get to read the fine print.

Thank you for your guidance!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: quick question ladies

Okay...so maybe the answers to these very basic questions are out there somewhere...but I'm hoping you experienced girls can help a virgin out!

As you can see by my post count, I'm a bottomless pit of wisdom and experience. Hold on to my hand.

For starters, how long does a new poem stay in the new poetry section?

7 days

I still haven't figured out the voting aspect as it relates to the top voted list. Do you have to a certain amount or percentage of votes per read? I look at the dates and it seems like a lot the poems on the list are from last year. Does that mean your poem has to fall off the new poetry section to find it's permanent home in either erotic or non-erotic before it's listed in the polls?

Only poems with 10 or more votes can be in the top lists. If a poem gets 10 votes in the first 5 minutes after being posted and scores highly enough, it will be listed in the new poetry list AND in the top list AND in the general poetry lists (erotic or non-erotic). Those are all independent lists.

And what's up with the "key words" box in the submission section? Does that box determine when the poem comes off of the new list where it will be placed--bondage, anal, ect.?

That only works for stories. What you write in ther works as a tag-line for the stories, but not for poems. Poems aren't entitled to tag lines. There are also no categories for poetry, besides erotic and non-erotic, so you don't need to worry about that box.

Also--I think someone PMed me and I think I hit the wrong button and refused their message by accident. My computer went a bit Linda Blair on me at the time, but I didn't see who it was from. Now, I think I may have accidentally offended the PMer. I didn't permanently block that person from ever sending me a PM, did I? My computer was whigging out so bad that I didn't get to read the fine print.

Did you refuse the message or did you refuse the acknoledgement that you received the PM? I don't think you can actually refuse a PM. If you go to your User CP, and check your PM in-box, you'll probably be able to see every message sent to you and reply to them. But no matter what, whomever sent you one can always send you another. You didn't block him/her.

Thank you for your guidance!

You're welcome. If you need anything else, just ask.

 

[lickmyboot]

All mysteries revealed. Thank you!

 

[crysede]

Awwwww, how come you never reveal mysterious to me any more Lauren

I want you to explain why I am here on Lit, instead of finishing dressing, when I have to leave in ten minutes

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ok, Crys! Hold on to my other hand (unless you want to grab me somewhere else)...

There are two main reasons:

1. By now, you are at least as addicted to Lit as I am, probably more (difficult as that may be) and you're experiencing withdrawal symptoms in advance, just imagining how you'll feel, swimming in the buff, outside your secluded cottage, not a computer in sight, no way to get to Lit, for days... Creepy
2. After 2 weeks (?) of intense stalking, you finally subsided to my charms and cannot stop thinking about me. You're already leaving messages in Portuguese all over the boards, you're saying I'm "a darn good erotic writer" even if I never finished my first story, and look at your title and location! And now you even follow me to the poetry board!I think red_rose will be forced to give me na A+++ on this course...
   [/list=1]

 

[crysede]

What are you talking about you nutty Portuguese chick? Me, stalking?! You're quite mad!

Honestly, never heard such nonsense in my life!!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

À l'œuvre on connaît l'artisan.

Or in plain English, bite me