this olde house hates me (home improvement questions)

[amelia]

i'm thinking of totally redoing my apartment..does anyone want to come and help me?

 

[lobito]

where ya at? what does it pay?

I just got through remodeling my daughters room, and I have my own tools.

 

[CarolineOh]

i'm thinking of totally redoing my apartment..does anyone want to come and help me?

No, but if you hire some good looking carpenters Ill come over to drink margaritas and watch them work with you.

 

[joolushko]

I have painting most of today and yesterday. Also all last weekend. I have had home improvement up the ass. You can some share some of mine and I will help you with yours.

 

[koalabear]

You ever see the movie Money Pit. I live in a house just like that, so burn it down and run!

 

[LadyDarkFire]

i'm thinking of totally redoing my apartment..does anyone want to come and help me?

Sorry, but I can probably answer most questions that you have, if that helps. Feel free to PM me.

 

[amelia]

Re: Re: this olde house hates me (home improvement questions)

No, but if you hire some good looking carpenters Ill come over to drink margaritas and watch them work with you.

oh..that sounds like a much better idea!!!

 

[Spinaroonie]

There's nothin that Elmer's glue can't fix. Specailly if you mix it with semen to get it allllll sticky.

 

[erosman]

Sure, but if you're just trying to get some hot wild sex, then count me out.










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[Sillyman]

Just burn the place. It'll be easier. Arson is fun. Invite your friends. Hold a softball game and roast marshmallows.

 

[amelia]

Just burn the place. It'll be easier. Arson is fun. Invite your friends. Hold a softball game and roast marshmallows.

i would..but we still need a short stop...SOMEONE won't play with me...

 

[Sillyman]

Look Amelia to be brutally honest with you I have no idea what a short stop DOES. C'mon. Give me a break.

 

[amelia]

Look Amelia to be brutally honest with you I have no idea what a short stop DOES. C'mon. Give me a break.

a short stop plays between second base and third base. In the infield. One of the key defensive positions...your job would be to catch the ball. Or stop it, and throw it to first. To get the batter out. You know about baseball?

 

[Sillyman]

a short stop plays between second base and third base. In the infield. One of the key defensive positions...your job would be to catch the ball. Or stop it, and throw it to first. To get the batter out. You know about baseball?

Barely. I'm no jock by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Are you just talking cosmetics? Painting, floor refinishing, curtains or some moving of walls?

 

[OpposingBalance]

Damn!
I was gonna tell him, but ya beat me to it...
freakin stupid slow dial up connection...