This mornig? 9/28. It's Fly Fishin'!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good morning all you lurker's out there. Beautiful day here in NYC. Just a little chilly at about 43 - but I love it. Pumpin' blood you know.... so....

This morning? 9/28. It's Fly Fishin'!!!

For my TROUSER TROUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hah!

But really......

Fish and Sex - what's the connection?

Aroma? Floppy, wet, slippery, boned flesh?

Why does my Trouser Trout crave warm wetness?

Tropical climes? No clothes?

Yeah, Fish and Sex - there is a connection.

I can - huff, huff, huff - smell it.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Good!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey, Mr. stratocaster.......

Do you play? Guitar? Spank the plank? Pluck the duck? Twang out? Is Leo Fender yer granddaddy?

 

[Expertise]

uhhhh Sparky....its 29/09/00

Shades of "Communion" 'lost time' and all that

 

[R Nitelight]

Mornin', Sparky.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Holy shit.....

It's this cheep ass Rolex I bought in China Town.

I stand corrected - 9/29 - Fuckin' Friday.

You know what that means - Weld Wood tonights

Huff - huff - huff........ aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh....

Fume, fume, fume, wah, wah, wah......

Oh my liver!!!

 

[Mortto56]

41 degrees this morning in Mid Michigan.

Fly Fishing this morning huh?

Going for them PUSSY CAT FISH?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Eeeeewwwww!

Bet they smell like pussy, a litter box and Friskies Tuna all at one time.........

Sorry fuckin' Charlie.

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Hey! Everyone on this thread get your sweet behinds over to my Happy thread and answer it!!

 

[Guest]

Morning Sparky and fellow literoticans....

 

[Expertise]

29/09/00

Cool Crisp and Clear in the beautiful St John river valley this a.m. Heavy frost last night had to scrape my winshield this morning.

Mildy hung over from B-day celebrating. No headache or nausea just that fuzzy feeling.

A properly maintained pussy does not smell like fish. Fishy smell is usualy a result of a yeast infection or something of that ilk. Musk mmmmmmmm musk.

 

[Purple Haze]

Good Morning, Spark, beautiful day again in the northern plains, calm, cool, sunny, don't know the degrees, light jacket weather, gotta love it, it turns so nasty up here in the winter. People steal cars only to get warm in January.

 

[Guest]

I have to agree with Expertise.....

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My blood bro.......

has lived in Anchorage for - oh - over 10 years now. Winter's are spotty up there - real cold or drizzle nasty rain. Last year he had to shovel his rood twice.

 

[Deborah]

Mornig to you too Sparky and I hope it hurts.

Speaking of fish, slut_boy and his friends played a little game called "Scanty" with some coeds. Chased them down and ripped off their panties. Go ask him, he read the true investigative report entitled "The Panty Professor."

Anyway, so after these professors get the panties, they ...

Well, here's an excerpt from the true investigative report:

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The day after the Scanty escapade, panties discretely hung in each professor's office. Signs under the panties had different kinds of fish with witty little sayings, like "SALMON ... pinky and stinky" and "BARRACUDA ... my bite is worse than my bark." I got so pissed at the "TUNA" sign under my panties and what it said I ripped the damn thing down.

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Now, this story probably won't be posted on Literotica for about a month, but if you can't wait until then to get your panties ...

To order yours today, dial 1-900-SCA-NTIES and hold until the busy signal stops.

 

[April]

Technically it's still morning, so I'm allowed to post.

It's Friday, and there's nothing I care to report.

 

[Expertise]

Not even your unquenchable lust for me?

Damnit crushed again....

 

[Guest]

I have lust for you!

 

[Juliangel]

Re: 29/09/00

A properly maintained pussy does not smell like fish.

Sparky I have to agree with him. If it smells like fish you probably don't want to be that close to it. Mine has NEVER smelled like fish before.

Beautiful day here in the south. Breezy and 69 degrees, the house is open and the breeze feels wonderful.

Love the term Trouser trout though, got my laugh for the day. Thanks!

 

[Expertise]

Only if you care to report it to the proper authorities. And really WHO are they?

 

[Stormystarr]

I know this is going against what you are all saying here about smells, and no, mine doesn't smell like fish either, but once this guy said this to me and totally disgusted me


"If it smells like fish it's a dish
if it smells like cologne, leave it alone"


*gagging*

 

[Guest]

 

[April]

Not even your unquenchable lust for me?

Damnit crushed again....

LOL No comment.