This might have been asked before i came on the scene...but..

Even all dark and green and evil looking?
'Cause that's how I feel today.
 
Married, sort of, and no

Hi Cat, well, me you already know but yes I am married, third time around for me. I don't have a real on-line relationship but there is one person I spend more time with, so I called that one sort of, and HELL NO, she doesn't know. My wife has heard all the horror stories of spouses taking off with someone they met on line so she doesn't even know I visit a chat room. I did, however pick a nation wide chat and the person I "chat" with most is on the other side of the USA, greatly reducing my chances of ever even meeting, much less running off. I have always been one hundred percent faithful, have never cheated on my spouse except for cyber flings and I don't count those.
 
The dark truth of Lit revealed.

Hi my name is actually Ted. I'm an orthodox mormon from outside Ogden Utah..... and every woman here is actually my wife.
 
Well that would certainly explain why I'm not getting any sex!
 
Married to a wonderful man who is around here somewhere lurking. Online relationships...I have a couple of friends who I spend time with, so I guess that counts as a relationship. lol

Yes my husband knows about my online friends.
 
Yer due to be done...lemme check the schedule.....Tuesday June 5th.

You'll just have t' squirm in yer seat til then hot stuff.
 
Expertise said:
Yer due to be done...lemme check the schedule.....Tuesday June 5th.

You'll just have t' squirm in yer seat til then hot stuff.

That is just like a man a schedule for everything ;)

April help me tie him down and you can have your way with him right now :D
 
Nope June's no good for me. Out of the country, don't ya know. Nope, nope, somebody's gonna have to be bumped. And now! *getting all assertive*

Sure thing, Juliangel. Once I'm done with him, it's your turn. In fact, I've got the cuffs right here!
 
April said:
Nope June's no good for me. Out of the country, don't ya know. Nope, nope, somebody's gonna have to be bumped. And now! *getting all assertive*

Sure thing, Juliangel. Once I'm done with him, it's your turn. In fact, I've got the cuffs right here!

Have you two been hidin' Cosmo inside them copies of the Tabernacle Weekly and the Bigamist Journal I been handin' out?

Yer goin' right straight t' hades unless ya become servile and demure again just damn quick.

Your Better 1/63

Ted
 
Cosmo? Cosmo's for amateurs! Looky here, Ted. We outnumber you by a vast amount, so I think you're the one to get demure and servile.

*pointing to the pic on the left* Do you get the idea? She's evil, I swear! And today I'm inclined to be just like that. ;)
 
Whoops! Looks like I scared the little bugger! Oh well. Time to go do something useful anyway.
 
Oh dear.
Im married, my wife:
A. Doesnt know i frequent sleazy smut ridden sites like these.
B. Doesnt know i work for the British Goverment as a hit man.
What to do eh?
 
April

Nope.

I am married and I have a teenage daughter.....you scare me like a goldfish scares a veteran shark hunter. ;)
 
LMFAO Okay, okay. I'll stop trying to be scary. I didn't really think it was working anyway.

Hey! Does anybody have 2 midgets and a yak I can borrow? ;)
 
2 midgets & a yak, that could be kind of scary. I am single, but engaged to the best guy in the world. This is my secret hideout to escape from the rest of the world. Too bad I have to go to work in a while, it sounds like this might get interesting.
 
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