This may be a stupid question, but...

[mynameisben]

I like to rub crumbly white cheese on my rocks. Does this make me a feta-schist?

 

[danigrl84]

You could really market on that. Your own "fumunda cheese".......fumunda your balls.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Both of you need to fall into the pun, pun, pun thread in the Café.