This just in: World War III narrowly averted!

[SweetWitch]

There was a call to arms today when peace talks broke down between the world power known as The Dictatorship of Dad and the small sovereign nation of The Princess. Small skirmishes erupted, prompting the involvement Momland, a neutral nation that was called upon to mediate.

Peace talks resumed with promises of reparations to Momland after her homeland was laid to waste by the uprising. All appears quiet now as The Dictatorship of Dad has taken The Princess out for ice cream. It may be years before Momland is restored to its former glory and the leader, Mom, has decided to consume much alcohol in celebration/lamentation.

Stay tuned for any further developments.

 

[Safe_Bet]

There was a call to arms today when peace talks broke down between the world power known as The Dictatorship of Dad and the small sovereign nation of The Princess. Small skirmishes erupted, prompting the involvement Momland, a neutral nation that was called upon to mediate.

Peace talks resumed with promises of reparations to Momland after her homeland was laid to waste by the uprising. All appears quiet now as The Dictatorship of Dad has taken The Princess out for ice cream. It may be years before The Dictatorship of Dad is restored to its former glory and the leader, Mom, has decided to consume much alcohol in celebration/lamentation.

Stay tuned for any further developments.

Things like this always have the possibility of going "nuclear". Especially in our universe, where The Dictatorship of Dad ended up annexing Momland, the Princesses often opt for Mutually Assured Destruction.

 

[SweetWitch]

Things like this always have the possibility of going "nuclear". Especially in our universe, where The Dictatorship of Dad ended up annexing Momland, the Princesses often opt for Mutually Assured Destruction.

In my hemisphere, it's Momland who has threatened to instigate all actions nuclear if the Dictatorship of Dad and the small principality can't find common ground and learn to share their borders.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Dare I ask, who did (or didn't do) what?

 

[SweetWitch]

Dare I ask, who did (or didn't do) what?

As a neutral nation, the ruler of Momland did not ask. Her only goal in all this was to restore peace and secure the means for reparations.

 

[wishfulthinking]

As a neutral nation, the ruler of Momland did not ask. Her only goal in all this was to restore peace and secure the means for reparations.

I'm glad Momland was able to access reinforcements (alcohol) while the peace flag is flying

 

[TxRad]

My Grandmother always carried a peach limb of mass destruction.

 

[SweetWitch]

My Grandmother always carried a peach limb of mass destruction.

My grandmother liked her flyswatter. I can still feel the sting.

I'm glad Momland was able to access reinforcements (alcohol) while the peace flag is flying

I've a feeling it will be needed again tonight.

 

[fuckwaffle]

the dictatorship of dad had a leather belt of corporal punishment. did not enjoy that at all.

my wifes momland and/or the dictatorship of dad would make her go behind the barn and cut a switch of corrections. she did not enjoy that either.