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If this is true as written, why doesn't the Queen smile more often?

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Old Britannia puts prudish America to shame, with chic vibrator stores as ubiquitous as Gaps and sex-toy parties thrown by a royal granddaughter.
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By Kamy Wicoff

March 4, 2004 _|_ LONDON -- Overcoming embarrassment is no small thing in England, a country that has always made avoiding it a national pastime. The West End's longest-running comedy, "No Sex Please, We're British," centers on the mortification of a bank clerk who finds himself mistakenly put on a pornographic mailing list. England has always been mocked by its continental neighbors for its prudery (America is considered so prudish, of course, that it merits only disdain), but perhaps for this reason the British also have a long and grand tradition of ribaldry. They are probably funnier about sex than anybody, precisely because they are so embarrassed.

Which is why any Brit attempting to transform a business stocking vibrators, strap-ons and anal beads into a cheery retail staple as commonplace as the Gap would do well to present it as good cheeky fun. And that's exactly what Ann Summers, a massive chain with more than a 100 bright, bustling stores across the U.K., seems to have done. Ann Summers sells 1 million vibrators a year...

{sr notes: if there are 24.5 million households in the UK, then by my math, each household will have no fewer than 5,463.08 vibrators in its possession by tomorrow afternoon; the batteries alone will bankrupt your country. Is there anything we in the U.S. can do to help? :( }


...and has launched a real trend; Selfridges, the hottest department store in London, featured luxury-sex-brand Myla's vibrating toy the Bone (which retails for 199 pounds, or about $360) in its Oxford Street holiday window display, and Sam Roddick, daughter of Body Shop founder Anita Roddick, recently opened Coco de Mer in Covent Garden to sell some more. And the U.K. edition of Good Housekeeping launched its science section last fall by subjecting vibrators to good old Good Housekeeping product testing.

{sr asks: My god, what have you people done to my mother's Good Housekeeping magazine?}

"It was very much a zeitgeist thing," Lindsay Nicholson, Good Housekeeping's editor in chief, says. Nicholson pointed out that a sex survey early in 2002 revealed that 50 percent of the magazine's readers would happily use a vibrator. Ann Summers' cotton-candy-colored Rampant Rabbit -- so well loved by Charlotte on an infamous episode of "Sex and the City" -- was the most highly rated product. "Embarrassment," Nicholson said, "should not get in the way of good information."

That sort of thinking hasn't quite made the leap across the pond. I asked the editor of the American edition of Good Housekeeping, Ellen Levine, if she had ever considered doing product testing on vibrators for the magazine. "It would not be an appropriate topic for the U.S. Good Housekeeping audience, let's put it that way," she said diplomatically. She had not heard about the U.K.'s feature. She asked an assistant to get ahold of it for her.

{sr notes: Well, she would, wouldn't she. :D}

Is the readership for Good Housekeeping so different in the U.K. than in the U.S.? I asked. "A lot of things happen in the U.K.," she explained, "that could never happen here." So it would seem.

Ann Summers stores hum with fun as well as with battery-operated devices, and it's largely because CEO Jacqueline Gold, widely regarded as the founder of English women's current mechanical feast, removed men from overt participation in the equation. A sort of harmlessness bathes even the most graphic items Ann Summers offers, perhaps because women still aren't taken all that seriously as sexual subjects. (When I visited the Oxford Street Ann Summers store, for example, I actually found myself thinking that the Purple Penetrator -- a strap-on 6-inch dildo with a vibrating "bullet" to provide clitoral stimulation to the wearer -- was kind of cute.) Gold was also savvy enough to fill the front of every Ann Summers store with Victoria's Secret-type lingerie: naughty but nice. The message is clear: Seedy is men selling sex to other men, or women selling sex to men, but not women selling sex to other women. When that's the case -- even if Purple Penetrators are on the shelves -- sex is safe enough to sell right next to Nine West.

Walk into any Ann Summers store and it's obvious that it couldn't have happened here any other way. The difference between the ambience of an Ann Summers shop and the kind of sex shops you still find in London's SoHo (where sex shops of the pre-Disneyfied-Times-Square sort abound) is like the difference between Chippendale's, where beefy men in G-strings cavort around stage and pretend to eat-out velvet pillows while women hoot, giggle and clap, and strip clubs for men where, if there is hooting and clapping, there is no giggling, and horny concentration hangs thick in the air.

It is possible that Gold was especially prepared to grasp this stunningly profitable concept (Ann Summers did $250 million worth of business last year, and is projecting a 25 percent increase for 2003-'04, making Jacqueline Gold one of the U.K.'s highest-earning women), because not only did she grow up a multimillionaire's daughter, but her father became a multimillionaire by selling porn. In 1979 Gold chose to join the family business and soon Ann Summers, a two-store afterthought in her father's empire with a 90 percent male customer base, caught her eye. Gold knew, perhaps all too well, that the vast majority of British women would never be seen entering its doors, but she wanted them to. So she devised a brilliant strategy for paving their way: She recruited Ann Summers party planners and let women all over the country get to know the products and the brand in the privacy of their own homes.

Twenty years later the party-plan business is still going strong -- Ann Summers received a tremendous boost when it was made public that Zara Phillips, Queen Elizabeth's granddaughter, had hosted Ann Summers parties at her mother Princess Anne's home at Gatcombe Park. Gold estimates that 4,000 parties take place every week. But the mainstream success of the stores is even more striking, and that boom took longer to develop. In 1997, there were still only 12 franchises in the U.K.; since then 95 stores have been added, and expansion into Europe has begun. "There has been resistance from local government," Gold told me in an e-mail, "landlords, etc., but we have managed to overcome all of this, and now landlords are ringing us up desperate for us to open in their shopping centres, as we are a recognized brand!"

Clearly, despite all the credit Gold deserves for creating, as she puts it, "a safe and female-friendly environment on the high street where women can be adventurous and buy sexy lingerie and sex toys," larger cultural changes in the U.K. over the last five years have benefited her greatly by exponentially increasing women's comfort with what she's selling, and as a result their demand. What's different? The notion of vibrator as accessory, as opposed to vibrator as tool for orgasm (or is it orgasm as accessory?), came up in various forms in my investigation of vibrator zeitgeist. (Nicholson chose the adjective "glossy" to describe the image vibrators currently enjoy.) And none of the recent entrants to the vibrator market epitomizes this better than Myla, a newcomer in 2001.

"We are a luxury sex shop and we are targeting women," co-founder Charlotte Semler told me, "but we do it in a way that is about fashion as much as sex." Myla, whose founders gladly admit learning a lesson from Jacqueline Gold, also escapes seediness because it is women selling sex to women. It can resist bawdy cheekiness, however, by targeting women of a certain sort.

Semler is fond of saying that when she and her partner, Nina Hampson, began exploring the sex-shop business, it was the only market she'd ever looked at where the minority was better cared for than the majority. "If you're into freaky sex or kinky sex -- or you think sex is very humorous or very dirty -- you are extraordinarily well catered for," she said. According to Semler, Myla provides for the neglected majority. But when Myla launched in 2001, the majority was already well cared for by Ann Summers: Gold's stores brilliantly service the mainstream, offering silly, boldly hued vibrators, tarty maid's outfits, kits for hen nights (bachelorette parties), and lewd lubes with names like Banana Dick Lick. Semler and Hampson were never interested in competing for Ann Summers' customers, who are unlikely to consider spending more than the $60 the store charges for Rampant Rabbit Deluxe. Instead they were after every retailer's favorite minority: fashionable women with money to burn.


If Ann Summers has perfected the jabbering, mass-produced feel of a chain store, Myla's two London shops (located in the toniest neighborhoods) exude the hushed posh minimalism of an exclusive Madison Avenue boutique. The store I visited in Notting Hill was clean, contemporary and track-lit, with brushed-steel hangers for Myla's range of lingerie made only of silk, satin or lace. (My by Myla, sort of like Marc by Marc Jacobs, does use cotton.) Four white square pedestals along the right-hand wall displayed Myla's four vibrators: Mojo, Pebble, Steel and Bone. Only four sex toys, but, as Semler told me, commissioning them from well-known British artists and designers was "absolutely pivotal to the business. Sex toys were the most stunning failing of the sex industry in terms of catering to our upmarket, design-conscious customer. Billions are sold around the world but they are all of them, without exception, absolutely hideous."

And Myla's vibrating creations are lovely. Bone, made of black resin, is the most phallic, but it still manages to look like sculpture; Pebble, which comes in slate, ivory or sand, brings to mind a Zen rock garden. They are also stunningly expensive. Bone, the most costly, retails for $360; Mojo, the cheapest (and also the weirdest -- it looks like a vibrating silicone nipple), will set you back $125. But that seems to be the point. Semler and Hampson have made vibrators palatable to their customers by making them baubles only the elite can afford. It's been a very successful strategy: In just three years Myla has reached $5.5 million a year in sales, making it an instant rival to the much more well-established Agent Provocateur. Like Myla, Agent Provocateur sells tie-ups, crotchless panties, and nipple tassels; unlike Myla, Agent Provocateur has the more predictable feel of a bordello or boudoir, and it does not offer anything with batteries.

It is also unlikely that Myla would have enjoyed its current success without Selfridges' patronage. As Semler put it, "It's almost impossible to underestimate the credibility and acceptability we gained from working with Selfridges, who were incredibly brave to take us on. No one had ever sold sex toys at an upmarket department store before."

Selfridges, for its bravery, got the kind of publicity only sex can buy, and it even featured Bone in its holiday window display. Liberty's, "the most old-fashioned department store in London," according to Semler, soon followed suit. That Christmas Liberty sold more Bones than any other single product.

I visited Myla's concession in Selfridges, and there they were: Bone, Pebble, Steel and Mojo, posed and ready to rumble. Standing in a massive department store the size of a London city block, buffeted by Saturday afternoon foot traffic while fingering vibrators in the most public of public places, I knew I was finally seeing something almost unimaginable in the U.S. -- even in New York. It is one thing to go to Toys in Babeland in New York, or Good Vibrations in San Francisco; it would be another to pick up a $400 vibrator at Saks.

Gold, in our e-mail exchange, said she "could eventually imagine launching in the U.S.," adding, "though I do think that the U.S. is more conservative." Semler, at Myla, was more direct. Why couldn't Neiman Marcus, which now carries Myla's lingerie, even consider carrying the sex toys? "Because you've got a whole bunch of religious fundamentalists in the U.S.! That's basically why." Semler did feel that eventually someone would do what Myla has done, particularly if an American department store like Selfridges took the plunge and lent the brand respectability. But it is hard to imagine this happening without protests, controversy, Fox News outrage, and boycotts that would make any major department store dildo-shy.

Not-so-luxurious vibrators, of course, are available right now at WalMart. As the historian Rachel Maines pointed out when I spoke with her, "Even in Texas (where a PTA mom was recently arrested in a "sting" operation for selling phallic sex toys) you can sell a vibrator at Rite-Aid as long as you don't say what it's for! The most popular masturbatory device in this country is the Hitachi Magic Wand." Maines' book, "The Technology of Orgasm," is a history of the vibrator, and it describes a time when electro-mechanical "pelvic massagers" were used by doctors in their offices to treat hysteria of the womb. In the 1880s American doctors actually used laborious steam-powered devices to bring their orgasm-starved patients to climax, but as soon as the first electro-mechanical vibrator was invented (by a Brit, incidentally) it caught on like wildfire, and eventually you could order one for yourself from the Sears and Roebuck catalog. Much like the "massagers" available in every drugstore in the U.S. today, these devices were camouflaged by medical rectitude, and it wasn't until the 1920s, when erotic films began depicting women putting them to use without a doctor in sight, that they stopped being advertised in respectable magazines.

This legacy lingers. It is still OK to sell "massagers" but not vibrators; it is still OK to sell orgasm aids as long as they don't look like penises and can be passed off as something else. Cherisse Davidson, the spokeswoman for Slightest Touch, a device that uses TENS technology to send signals of a "very specific frequency" to a woman's "pelvic region," sounded very American, compared to Semler and Gold, as she earnestly expressed a desire to "help couples" and described Slightest Touch as "so important for women." God forbid she should say it just feels good. (Davidson, bravely based in Dallas, also mentioned the religious right as an impediment to sales there -- S.T. has sold only about 20 units in Texas to "friends" while it has already sold hundreds overseas -- but quickly called back, nervously clarifying that her company had "no problem" with the religious right and in fact "looks forward to working with them." I wish her luck.) As long as Americans speak of sex aids in terms of dysfunction and disease, it seems, and not in terms of orgasm for the fun of it, American's puritan moral minority is not offended and all is well.

About the writer
Kamy Wicoff is a writer who lives in New York. She is currently at work on her first book, "The Rest of My Life Will Never Be Long Enough."
 
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Well, yes Pops and Lou are just completely, sexily perverted.
 
CharleyH said:
Well, yes Pops and Lou are just completely, sexily perverted.

Well, of course, Pops and Lou. But what about Princess Anne? The woman is never photographed smiling. In a country where $350 artist-designed vibrators are displayed in Christmas store windows alongside the animated elves and reindeer, shouldn't everyone be smiling?
 
shereads said:
shouldn't everyone be smiling?
Duh. They're British. Haven't you been with one in private? Highly recommended. (They don't sweat either.)

Perdita
 
Ann Summers sells 1 million vibrators a year...

{sr notes: if there are 24.5 million households in the UK, then by my math, each household will have no fewer than 5,463.08 vibrators in its possession by tomorrow afternoon; the batteries alone will bankrupt your country. Is there anything we in the U.S. can do to help? }

I have to be puzzled about the math here. Someone is saying there would be almost 134 million vibrators in the UK. I don't see how he can arrive at that conclusion because the one vendor sells one million per year.

I wonder, also, why the US would have such a prudish reputation. I can probably buy sex toys from at least a dozen places in this county. There are probably twice that many in SF and even more in New York. Some places are governed by prudish city or state legislatures and Christian fanatics wield more power than they should, but in most places, I would say sex toys are sold openly. And, of course, porno shops operate openly in most of the country.
 
shereads said:
Well, of course, Pops and Lou. But what about Princess Anne? The woman is never photographed smiling. In a country where $350 artist-designed vibrators are displayed in Christmas store windows alongside the animated elves and reindeer, shouldn't everyone be smiling?

At least everyone with an available $350 lying around should be smiling, no doubt. Unless of course, they're frightened or saddened by animated elves and reindeer.

~lucky
 
Boxlicker101 said:
I wonder, also, why the US would have such a prudish reputation. I can probably buy sex toys from at least a dozen places in this county. There are probably twice that many in SF and even more in New York. Some places are governed by prudish city or state legislatures and Christian fanatics wield more power than they should, but in most places, I would say sex toys are sold openly. And, of course, porno shops operate openly in most of the country.

Operating openly and flaunting are two different things. Hell, my husband's dirty mags still come with black plastic on them. Wonder what my postman would think/say if he knew the brown box he delivered last week contained a pair of...well stuff.

Being able to buy toys on the internet or in the back of a store with curtains and discretionary signs on them is one thing. Walking down Fifth Ave. or Rodeo Dr. and stopping to admire artistic dildoes and vibes, is entirely another. And from what I can tell, absolutely not done here.

But, maybe this is the cause I've been looking for. Anyone care to join me in the Public Pleasure for Pussies Parade? Maybe we could showcase these intensely pleasing pieces of art in public school display cases as well.

Face it. We're prude and it's not going away anytime soon. Especially not when a tit on primetime television sparks a national movement for five minute delayed broadcasting and federally funded therapy for the 1.7 million children between the ages of 2 and 11 that witnessed such blasphemy.

~lucky (thinking of flashing the next car that passes by...to be more british, of course)
 
shereads said:
Well, of course, Pops and Lou. But what about Princess Anne? The woman is never photographed smiling.

Horses don't smile.

Smiles.

Bugger.........I've got the giggles now.....
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Being able to buy toys on the internet or in the back of a store with curtains and discretionary signs on them is one thing. Walking down Fifth Ave. or Rodeo Dr. and stopping to admire artistic dildoes and vibes, is entirely another. And from what I can tell, absolutely not done here.
Aw, Lucky, you're in the wrong city. Among other things, SF is famous for Good Vibrations, a great sex-toy/porn store run by a lesbian collective. There are two shops in SF and one across the bay, don't know of others. They have a fine website too.

Whenever I go shopping there I feel completely at ease looking at and inspecting everything on display. The other customers are all ages and bents, often couples. The sales clerks know more about sex and the human body than doctors. I ask very specific, personal and technical questions, e.g., Just where does this sit on my clit, please? One can even try out a vibrator in the restroom, with condom provided.

Last time I went to GV I met a friend there and we lunched at a Japanese restaurant a couple doors down, took out our toys and talked shop.

come visit, Perdita
 
perdita said:
Aw, Lucky, you're in the wrong city. Among other things, SF is famous for Good Vibrations, a great sex-toy/porn store run by a lesbian collective. There are two shops in SF and one across the bay, don't know of others. They have a fine website too.

Whenever I go shopping there I feel completely at ease looking at and inspecting everything on display. The other customers are all ages and bents, often couples. The sales clerks know more about sex and the human body than doctors. I ask very specific, personal and technical questions, e.g., Just where does this sit on my clit, please? One can even try out a vibrator in the restroom, with condom provided.

Last time I went to GV I met a friend there and we lunched at a Japanese restaurant a couple doors down, took out our toys and talked shop.

come visit, Perdita

I am in the wrong city. Ten times over, for heaven's sake! Nevermind, though, I'm on my way to SF, Good Vibrations and sweet liberation. Warn the bunny?

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Warn the bunny?
He's a San Francisco bunny, dear. Not certain, but I think he's gay.

Send flight arrival time. P.
 
You've only Just gathered this? You know what years of repression does don't you? When people come out of it they go mad and binge *chuckle*
 
perdita said:
Aw, Lucky, you're in the wrong city. Among other things, SF is famous for Good Vibrations, a great sex-toy/porn store run by a lesbian collective. There are two shops in SF and one across the bay, don't know of others. They have a fine website too.

Not just San Francisco, heck even in my neck of the woods--Michigan--there are some stores that are pretty entertaining without being the least bit seedy. Dragonfeathers (for Mid and Evil ages) used to be a favorite of mine when I was on the eastern side of the state and in Grand Rapids *gasp* there's a store (Michelles or Christines, something like that) that's tucked inbetween a Radio Shack and Ace Hardware on one of the main shopping thoroughfares that specializes in Prom Dresses, Bridalwear and sex toys though not necessarily in that order.

Kind of a bizarre experience going to that last one and seeing veils draped over a display of penis candles or watching a mother and teenage daughter buying the girl's first formal at the checkout next to a buttplug that only King Kong would be comfortable wearing. Still it's an improvement over the more standard, 'Velvet Touch,' which is in a rotten part of town, charges a cover and is so dark you can't help but step in the cum puddles--or so I've been told. ;)

Jayne
 
As a Brit and an ex employee of Ann Summers I feel I can comment on this thread.

Most sex shops in the UK are back street sellers in shops that are uninviting and sleezy looking. Most women wouldn't dare walk into one let alone browse the shelves. Believe it or not most of the population is prudish about sex and wont openly talk about such matters.

When Ann Summers first started out women had the opportunity to shop for items in the comfort of their own home, away from prying eyes. Remember this was a time when most people didn't have access to the net. Ann Summers had found a niche in hte market. Years later shops began to open on large town High Streets. Believe me there was a massive outcry when this started. People complained that they didn't want such shops in town centres, they should be in the back streets with the rest.

However, the shops stayed because the women who had held parties at home began to open up a bit and shop in them.

Us brits are a lot more open minded now, but still the stigma of walking into one of those shops is too much for some people, and every week thousands of women have these parties in their homes. The net may have seen some drop in bookings but you cant feel products on the net. Remember Ann Summers doesn't just sell vibrators.

One day I may live in a country where the subject of sex isn't frowned upon by the majority, but I doubt it!
 
oo0_boo_0oo said:

One day I may live in a country where the subject of sex isn't frowned upon by the majority, but I doubt it!


Interesting post, oo.


P.S. I've heard Iceland is one of most sexually liberated countries in the world. Bit boring otherwise, I'm told.
 
I think, Box, that the point being made was that you wouldn't walk into your local mall and see a nationwide chain of sex stores snuggled between Pier 1 Imports and The Gap, which is exactly where Ann Summers stores are. I don't even know if there is *is* a nationwide chain of stores here in the US that open flaunts vibrators and sex aids. Selfridges is second only to Harrods in prestige.

The Ann Summers parties were a magnificent idea - I have many female friends who both hosted and went to more than one. And yes, men were absolutely not invited. It obviously got women comfortable with touching, feeling, experiencing and more importantly considering purchasing sex toys.

An Anne Summers store doesn't have the feel of some seedy backstreet sex shop. It's laid out, designed and run like your regular department store, well lit with bright colors and unashamedly open displays. It's a Victoria's Secret with bite. A Fredericks of Hollywood with edge. And the atmosphere inside one is no different than walking into your local Walmart.
 
oo,
One of the things that crossed my mind when reading your post was how much more latent with erotica possibilites life is when there's that secrecy and guilt. If I'd known about the Ann Summers mail order business at the time, I would have liked to have written a story about that. But now, things are just too out in the open here in the UK. The worst of it is, no more wonderful Carry-On films can ever be made...
 
shereads said:
Well, of course, Pops and Lou. But what about Princess Anne? The woman is never photographed smiling. In a country where $350 artist-designed vibrators are displayed in Christmas store windows alongside the animated elves and reindeer, shouldn't everyone be smiling?

Haven't you ever heard of the British stiff upper lip? They never smile. And if a fancy vibe costs 350$ what does a regular one go for? 170$? I think $39.99 is outrageous, no wonder no one is smiling. :devil:

-Colly
 
British men like women with stiff upper lips. Which is why we're up there with with the French when it comes to foreplay.
 
oo0_boo_0oo said:
As a Brit and an ex employee of Ann Summers I feel I can comment on this thread.

Most sex shops in the UK are back street sellers in shops that are uninviting and sleezy looking. Most women wouldn't dare walk into one let alone browse the shelves. Believe it or not most of the population is prudish about sex and wont openly talk about such matters.

When Ann Summers first started out women had the opportunity to shop for items in the comfort of their own home, away from prying eyes. Remember this was a time when most people didn't have access to the net. Ann Summers had found a niche in hte market. Years later shops began to open on large town High Streets. Believe me there was a massive outcry when this started. People complained that they didn't want such shops in town centres, they should be in the back streets with the rest.

However, the shops stayed because the women who had held parties at home began to open up a bit and shop in them.

Us brits are a lot more open minded now, but still the stigma of walking into one of those shops is too much for some people, and every week thousands of women have these parties in their homes. The net may have seen some drop in bookings but you cant feel products on the net. Remember Ann Summers doesn't just sell vibrators.

One day I may live in a country where the subject of sex isn't frowned upon by the majority, but I doubt it!


Hmm interesting post as Joe says oO-boo, don't know which part of the country you're in, but I don't know many folks round this bit of the land, who frown 'on' sex, perhaps it's something in the water:devil: :D I knew one person who frowned 'during' sex, but she had serious problems.

I'm also led to believe, (by someone who I know quite well, and who has organised and been to many Ann Summers parties), that the reason they like to have them in the privacy of their home is: Walking about in a see through bra and crotchless knickers while doing one-self over with a ten inch purple dildo is frowned on in public still, just a tad. Well in front of kids anyway.
I'm led to believe the girls like to organise these parties as a bit of a light hearted get together as much as anything. Oh... and I suppose it gives some the opportunity to find out exactly who among them are bi-sexual, (again according to my close friend.;) )

We British have always tried to convince the world that we're a bunch of straight laced prudes, while engaging in some rather interesting sexual perversions and play in the privacy of our own country. Sort of stiff upper lip stuff, although most of the stiffness has been a tad lower down the anatomy in truth.

We are I must admit, a bunch of gigglers where sexual innuendo is concerned, but then we have tended to invent most of it in the first place, from the very early days of Music Hall, to more recent times of Benny Hill and Monty Python etc.

Anyway must go, I think the neighbours are at it again and I must get the glass to the wall upstairs.

pops....................the pervert
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Pops is my hero :)
 
pop_54 said:

Anyway must go, I think the neighbours are at it again and I must get the glass to the wall upstairs.

pops....................the pervert


On a Sunday afternoon? How frightful. They should doing the gardening.
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Haven't you ever heard of the British stiff upper lip? They never smile. And if a fancy vibe costs 350$ what does a regular one go for? 170$? I think $39.99 is outrageous, no wonder no one is smiling. :devil:

-Colly

It's all the taxation and profiteering we have to suffer over here dear, rip off Britain they call it. Weak willed government, and fat gutted stock market leaches rule us.

This is the main reason we don't last long during sex, hell's bells a pound a poke in fuck tax is far too high to last much longer than 20 seconds. (Umm... that's what I tell the wife, please don't let on about there not being a fuck tax).
 
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