This Just In (humor)

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My AOL mailbox had this little gem today. The sender shows a lot of class by sending it to a list of 479 other people as well, our being listed in alphabetical order by our first names. How touching. A lazy translation is found below the original French text.




Je suis attirée par ton profite et souhaiterais nouer une relation sérieuse pouvant aboutir au mariage avec vous. J'aime les enfants et aimerais fonder un foyer sur les bases de l'honnêteté, la sincérité, la fidélité et le respect de l'autre. Si vous n'êtes pas partant pour le mariage et ces précieuses valeurs qui pour moi sont des piliers fondamentaux d'une bonne relation sentimentale, eh bien ne perdez pas votre temps. tout le plaisir sera pour moi de te rencontrer afin de mieux partager ce point commun et vivre mieux cet amour que nous recherchons . Peu importe ta couleur , ta race , ton statut , seul le don de ton cœur me suffira. j’espère avoir de tes nouvelles.


I am attracted to you and want to forge a serious relationship that could lead to marriage with you. I love children and would love to start a family on the basis of honesty, sincerity, loyalty and respect for others. If you are not looking for marriage and those precious values, which for me are fundamental pillars of a good romantic relationship, do not waste your time. All the fun is for me to meet you so that we can better share this common love and live out our dream. Whatever your color, your race, status, only the gift of your heart will suffice. I hope to hear from you.


Considering the list of 480 recipients, at least they aren't picky.

I'll ask my S. O. if I / we should reply.

:p ribbit :p
 
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