this joke....

[Starblayde]

made me and a new friend lean back on a pub bench, which then tipped over, covering us in LAger, Cider&Blackcurrant and cigarettes...

(bear in mind we'd had a few to drink)

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?


'Cos they're ugly and they smell.

 

[sunstruck]

Just a few?

 

[StrawberryPez]

Okay...usually i can handle a good joke. Even one with poor humor. I laugh at the effort of the joke....but this one..I DID NOT laugh at. *shrugs*

Maybe i'm just having a bad day....

 

[RawHumor]

Maybe i'm just having a bad day....

No, the joke just wasn't all that funny to us sober folks.

 

[Starblayde]

Okay...usually i can handle a good joke. Even one with poor humor. I laugh at the effort of the joke....but this one..I DID NOT laugh at. *shrugs*

Maybe i'm just having a bad day....

OK we were drunk, and the girls had been doing each other's makeup as we sat there...


well we were drunk, anyway.

And get your sweet ass off of 'away' mode on yahoo, baby!

 

[StrawberryPez]

Thank god Raw...i was hoping i wasn't having a bad day


Starblayde...i'm not away hun. You can talk to me...

 

[bluntforcemama]

I could laugh at that after a few drinks and some smokes.

 

[Starblayde]

OK... I know it can be taken as pretty offensive to you girls....

but honestly it isnt meant to be.

Same applies to guys, im sure, we just dont wear the make-up