THIS is why mass murderers need high capacity magazines

[RobDownSouth]

A Well-Regulated Militia member exercised his right to commit mass murder at the Kansas City Chiefs victory parade today.
Standard 20 bullet magazine. Nine bystanders hit: 5 critical, 3 serious, 1 non-life-threatening.

What was interesting was what happened AFTER he ran out of ammo. He ejected the spent magazine, grabbed a fresh magazine, and...
about ten UNARMED guys in the crowd swarmed him and overpowered him, denying him his natural Second Amendment right to rampage.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1757872459905225087

First unconfirmed reports were that the shooter was white. Wat Tyler seen dusting off the "but but mental illness" excuses. Rightguide was on-call to provide unsubstantiated transgender accusations, but called in sick today, citing unspecified illness.

It is unknown at this time if the cops bought the shooter a Burger King meal.

 

[eigenschwarz]

These assholes need high-capacity magazines for one of two reasons:

1. They have no social skills and make too many enemies.
2. They can't aim for shit.

If they weren't assholes, they wouldn't need semiautomatic pistols and rifles with high-capacity magazines. A revolver or a lever-action rifle with a seven-round mag would be enough.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

These assholes need high-capacity magazines for one of two reasons:

1. They have no social skills and make too many enemies.
2. They can't aim for shit.

If they weren't assholes, they wouldn't need semiautomatic pistols and rifles with high-capacity magazines. A revolver or a lever-action rifle with a seven-round mag would be enough.

If you need more than one shot, then A: you shouldn't have shot, or B: you need to go back and learn to shoot.

 

[RobDownSouth]

If you need more than one shot, then A: you shouldn't have shot, or B: you need to go back and learn to shoot.

Back in the early days of the Iraq war, American soldiers competed for the "Botany Boy Cup", an award given each month to the soldier who had the most civilian casualties as a result of full-auto fire.

 

[Elloelle]

This was the result of a dispute over a football game. Perhaps we should consider banning football as it makes people STUPID.

 

[Rotadom]

Perhaps we should consider banning football as it makes people STUPID.

How many football games to you play today?

 

[Elloelle]

How many football games to you play today?

What the FUCK does that have to do with ANYTHING?

 

[Rotadom]

What the FUCK does that have to do with ANYTHING?

So, 6 games. Got it.

 

[jomar]

This was the result of a dispute over a football game. Perhaps we should consider banning football as it makes people STUPID.

So whose spreadsheet alt are you?

 

[Lazaran]

So whose spreadsheet alt are you?

If you identify the idiot as BB, you have a far better than 50-50 Chance of being right…

*nods*

 

[jaF0]

So, 6 games. Got it.

And none of them with a helmet.

 

[eigenschwarz]

Back in the early days of the Iraq war, American soldiers competed for the "Botany Boy Cup", an award given each month to the soldier who had the most civilian casualties as a result of full-auto fire.

How many of the winners were court martialed? Because they all should have been, along with every officer that knew about this "Botany Boy Cup" and didn't crack down.

 

[jaF0]

^^^ They're in the GQP now.