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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=9&u=/nm/odd_canada_frostbite_dc

Man Loses Fingers in Quest for Girlfriend

Wed Mar 9, 9:37 AM ET

WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - A Los Angeles man who sneaked into Canada in February to see his Internet girlfriend will be deported -- minus all his fingers and some of his toes, the Winnipeg Sun newspaper reported Tuesday.

Charles Gonsoulin, 41, will have the fingers and toes amputated because of severe frostbite suffered during a 100-hour trek from Pembina, North Dakota, across the border to Emerson, Manitoba, where he was found wandering on a golf course on Feb. 23, suffering from hypothermia.

"It is better to have loved and to have lost than never to have loved at all," the Sun quoted Gonsoulin as saying. "It was all worth it for me. It's the difference between sitting around dreaming about things and going out and getting them."

Gonsoulin and the Canadian woman met in an Internet chat room in 2002. The woman lives in Quebec, Gonsoulin's lawyer, Mike Cook, told a court hearing. Quebec is about 2,500 kilometers (1,600 miles) east of Manitoba.

Gonsoulin could not enter Canada legally because he was convicted of robbing a Pizza Hut in Arkansas in 1984, the newspaper said.

His girlfriend could not afford to travel to Los Angeles, he told the Sun. So he took a bus to North Dakota where he crossed the border.

"Mr. Gonsoulin didn't really know that there was any place on Earth that could be so cold and so inhospitable," Cook told a court hearing Monday, adding his client had never felt temperatures colder than 10 degrees Celsius (50 F).

Temperatures dipped below -26 C (-15 F) during his long hike.

Gonsoulin is receiving medical treatment in a Winnipeg jail. He still has not met his girlfriend face-to-face but they have spoken on the phone and Gonsoulin said they are still in love.

No deportation date has yet been set.
 
LovingTongue said:
"Mr. Gonsoulin didn't really know that there was any place on Earth that could be so cold and so inhospitable," Cook told a court hearing Monday, adding his client had never felt temperatures colder than 10 degrees Celsius (50 F).

Temperatures dipped below -26 C (-15 F) during his long hike.

This is fucking hilarious.

I'm really trying hard not to make any comments about dumb Americans.
 
Freya said:
This is fucking hilarious.

I'm really trying hard not to make any comments about dumb Americans.


I'm trying really hard not to make comments about ugly fat canucks. If you are really Irish, I'm ashamed to say I'm Irish.
 
stingray61 said:
I'm trying really hard not to make comments about ugly fat canucks. If you are really Irish, I'm ashamed to say I'm Irish.

Well, pull the blankets over your head then. No really, please do, for all of our sakes.
 
...if they would have amputated his shrivelled dick first..

then he wouldn't be able to apply for handi-crapped STATUS ...
 
You gotta admire the guy for trying....... ;)

But surely after 21 years his conviction would have been "spent"?
 
Freya said:
This is fucking hilarious.

I'm really trying hard not to make any comments about dumb Americans.
Guys will sacrifice more than that for pussy if they're desperate enough.

This ain't just an American thing. :eek:
 
LovingTongue said:
Guys will sacrifice more than that for pussy if they're desperate enough.

This ain't just an American thing. :eek:

Only an American would cross the border at Manitoba to walk to Quebec.
 
Freya said:
Only an American would cross the border at Manitoba to walk to Quebec.


Oh good, I'm not the only one who noticed.

Say what you will about dumb Americans, but this gusy must've been the president of the club. You'd think he'd at least GLANCE at a map.
 
No one's pointed out yet that the guy is going to have some serious problems wanking after he's had all his fingers removed.

Maybe not impossible, but it's likely going to be quite difficult.
 
Stuponfucious said:
Oh good, I'm not the only one who noticed.

Say what you will about dumb Americans, but this gusy must've been the president of the club. You'd think he'd at least GLANCE at a map.

It's all just one small country up here, yanno.

I truly believe that some Americans know so little about Canada, that it doesn't even occur to them that we sit right on top of the US, all the way across. So as wide as the US is, as are we.
 
Mistress Lady X said:
No one's pointed out yet that the guy is going to have some serious problems wanking after he's had all his fingers removed.

Maybe not impossible, but it's likely going to be quite difficult.

that's why I take such good care of my hands. That and video games.
 
Freya said:
It's all just one small country up here, yanno.

I truly believe that some Americans know so little about Canada, that it doesn't even occur to them that we sit right on top of the US, all the way across. So as wide as the US is, as are we.

Wider actually...well, unless you count Alaska. Unless the Mercatur is throwing me off?

It wouldn't have been so bad if he had to travel mainly north, because 90% of Canada's population is within 100 miles of the border, but sheesh. :rolleyes:
 
Stuponfucious said:
Wider actually...well, unless you count Alaska. Unless the Mercatur is throwing me off?

It wouldn't have been so bad if he had to travel mainly north, because 90% of Canada's population is within 100 miles of the border, but sheesh. :rolleyes:

I really wish they said what his intentions were. I can't imagine someone stupid enough to think they could walk through three provinces in the middle of Feb.
 
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