This is what I'm looking for in a woman - Part II

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So I decided to create a Part II of my original thread. My first thread ended with a man talking about how he was into secret affairs and that's exactly how I love my threads ending, with men talking about their fantasies...

*shakes head in disgust, chills running down my back*

Back on topic, I love intelligent women with great personalities. I love women who have the ability to elaborately express what they are feeling. And I love women who can handle my silly banter and go back and forth with me. I think the hardest part is that she has to handle me... Oh wait, no woman can handle me. :D

Let's talk about SEX! I don't typically come out of the gates gun blazing on sex unless it's extenuating circumcisions... Er... I mean circumstances. However, I am still a man and I do love sex. With regard to most women, I let them control the gas peddle unless I feel extremely comfortable with them, at which point, I may lose control of my urges... (TMI, Chris... TMI.... wtf?)

I want a woman who is playful! Don't be afraid to act natural and silly. When you're laid back and chill, the conversation is at its best. Throw all of the formalities out of the window.

Let me get the most asked questions out of the way because I answer these over and over again:

Do you have YIM or Facebook? No. I only have Skype and Kik.

What do you look like and will you send a face picture? I'm a big dude, white, shaved bald head, green eyes. Yes I will send a non-nude face and body picture.

Are you married? No, I am not married. I am 100% single.

What are your hobbies? Gaming and sex, pretty much (You said you weren't going to talk about sex??? Sorry, you asked.)

Does size matter? No. (Edit: I just realized how this sounds. I mean the female body size - BBW or not. I don't mean dick size. lol)

What are your preferences in a woman? Japanese with cat ears and a cat tail. You're most likely not Japanese so you had better be wearing cat ears and a cat tail to make up for it.

Does age matter? Of course not! I have some of the best conversations with women who are older.

What is your opinion on kids? I don't want kids, to be honest.

That's it, my feline friends! Now, it's your turn. Hit me up with your best. Make it count. We play hard and we don't work hard! :)

Fun fact - I love catgirls but I'm actually a dog person when it comes to house pets.


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Your Hawt. PM sent.

(Just sit there in your box and wait for it)
 
I might consider turning gay for you. Not gonna lie.

(Great start to the thread, Chris. You're definitely going to meet the woman of your dreams now....)
 
kudos to you for knowing exactly what you want and being so articulate about it. Others could learn from your ad writing ability ;)
 
kudos to you for knowing exactly what you want and being so articulate about it. Others could learn from your ad writing ability ;)

Thank you! :) I really just wanted to be as specific as possible and answer the most frequently asked questions when a woman PMs me.
 
Um. You're generally a nice guy, so I'm going to assume I'm missing some sarcasm and humor here.

You are! We joke on the boards all the time like this. We have chatted about stuff to both know it's all in fun.

Sorry to have dragged you into it also.
 
You are! We joke on the boards all the time like this. We have chatted about stuff to both know it's all in fun.

Sorry to have dragged you into it also.

Ah good. Because you're pretty cool too, kinks included. Sorry to come across as sensitive, it just felt a bit like you were making fun of me. :)
 
Coach is scaring away my women! Or stealing them! :eek:

Probably stealing them. :D
 
We can start with chess. Can I be your Queen?

Queen Elizabeth... I like that... :D

You know what's funny. Every time you post, I always get this weird feeling a random guy is going to jump in and say something stupid to try to get your attention.

"Oh you can be my Queen!"

=P
 
I'm so innocent, though. I'm a good boy. :) It's shocking that anyone would think of me in a sexual manner. :O
 
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