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Christopher2012
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So I decided to create a Part II of my original thread. My first thread ended with a man talking about how he was into secret affairs and that's exactly how I love my threads ending, with men talking about their fantasies...
*shakes head in disgust, chills running down my back*
Back on topic, I love intelligent women with great personalities. I love women who have the ability to elaborately express what they are feeling. And I love women who can handle my silly banter and go back and forth with me. I think the hardest part is that she has to handle me... Oh wait, no woman can handle me.
Let's talk about SEX! I don't typically come out of the gates gun blazing on sex unless it's extenuating circumcisions... Er... I mean circumstances. However, I am still a man and I do love sex. With regard to most women, I let them control the gas peddle unless I feel extremely comfortable with them, at which point, I may lose control of my urges... (TMI, Chris... TMI.... wtf?)
I want a woman who is playful! Don't be afraid to act natural and silly. When you're laid back and chill, the conversation is at its best. Throw all of the formalities out of the window.
Let me get the most asked questions out of the way because I answer these over and over again:
That's it, my feline friends! Now, it's your turn. Hit me up with your best. Make it count. We play hard and we don't work hard!
Fun fact - I love catgirls but I'm actually a dog person when it comes to house pets.
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*shakes head in disgust, chills running down my back*
Back on topic, I love intelligent women with great personalities. I love women who have the ability to elaborately express what they are feeling. And I love women who can handle my silly banter and go back and forth with me. I think the hardest part is that she has to handle me... Oh wait, no woman can handle me.

Let's talk about SEX! I don't typically come out of the gates gun blazing on sex unless it's extenuating circumcisions... Er... I mean circumstances. However, I am still a man and I do love sex. With regard to most women, I let them control the gas peddle unless I feel extremely comfortable with them, at which point, I may lose control of my urges... (TMI, Chris... TMI.... wtf?)
I want a woman who is playful! Don't be afraid to act natural and silly. When you're laid back and chill, the conversation is at its best. Throw all of the formalities out of the window.
Let me get the most asked questions out of the way because I answer these over and over again:
Do you have YIM or Facebook? No. I only have Skype and Kik.
What do you look like and will you send a face picture? I'm a big dude, white, shaved bald head, green eyes. Yes I will send a non-nude face and body picture.
Are you married? No, I am not married. I am 100% single.
What are your hobbies? Gaming and sex, pretty much (You said you weren't going to talk about sex??? Sorry, you asked.)
Does size matter? No. (Edit: I just realized how this sounds. I mean the female body size - BBW or not. I don't mean dick size. lol)
What are your preferences in a woman? Japanese with cat ears and a cat tail. You're most likely not Japanese so you had better be wearing cat ears and a cat tail to make up for it.
Does age matter? Of course not! I have some of the best conversations with women who are older.
What is your opinion on kids? I don't want kids, to be honest.
That's it, my feline friends! Now, it's your turn. Hit me up with your best. Make it count. We play hard and we don't work hard!
Fun fact - I love catgirls but I'm actually a dog person when it comes to house pets.
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