This is way past ridiculous

[mbb308]

Where the Hell is the effing moderator?

She said she'd be gone a couple of days while she moved, and then she'd be back and all that noise. Her last post was 29 August. She is definitely MIA.

And a lying sack of sticky gooey stuff. In addition to her usual hostile meanness (or is that mean hostility?).

Do we send out the search weasels to look for her, or do we burn the forum down?

And, if you don't like this thread, to whom do you report it?

 

[Daedalus77]

Don't worry about it. Your complete purchase price will be refunded.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

Don't worry about it. Your complete purchase price will be refunded.

Even without a receipt?

 

[Daedalus77]

Even without a receipt?

Without a receipt and including shipping and handling.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

Without a receipt and including shipping and handling.

oooooh! The public will be happy!

 

[Arden]

Send out the weasels. If they fail, make weasel stew.

 

[mbb308]

This makes me glad that I don't have a nickle tied up in any of this. No purchase price, no shipping, no handling - ok, maybe a bit of groping, but no handling.

In addition to her meanness and hostility, we can add gross irresponsibilty . I would bet that, without too much searching, we could also add immaturity and ecological unsoundness. I feel that she is a poor value in general.

This board has been ripped off in both the quality and service of its moderation.

We deserve the three R's:

1) Refund - see above. In additon to any return of renumeration, interest should be paid in full, and at above market rates, too.

2) Recall - did you vote for her to be moderator? I sure as Hell did not. I think the election was bogus, and based on misservice, should be undone as soon as possible.

3) Retribution - she should be punished swiftly and severely for misdeeds in office and breach of trust in general.

We're mad as Hell, and we ain't taking this lying down, damn it.

We may need to instrust the weasels to search and destroy.

 

[bunny bondage]

what the fuck? MissT has a REAL LIFE she has to go deal with for a little while. she can't always devote herself full time to something which, while fun, doesn't pay a single bill.

i have no idea where your conflict with her arises, and i don't really care. don't go around here slamming people, it's just not nice.

 

[Impish]

I think....

this is all tongue in cheek. [insert wink here]

 

[Arden]

I think he's just joking...

At least I hope so!

 

[mbb308]

God knows how much time I spend in the interests of being "nice", whatever the fuck that is.

I would think that "nice" in this case might wonder whether or not MissT's bones are bleaching in the sun in some forsaken gully somewhere, her flesh eaten by vultures, her children sold into slavery, her cat gassed by the SPCA, and her credit cards maxed out by perverted drunks in some horrid tittie bar.

I wonder these things. Don't tell me how to care.

Impudent nosepickers!!!!

 

[Merelan]

If this is a joke, I apologize.

No, I don't apologize. If it is, it is in very poor taste.

If it isn't, I cannot even come up with the words to let you know what I think of you and your filthy attack on the nicest lady we have here. Yes I said Lady. For in all the ways that count in this confused, mixed up world of ours, Miss Taken is a lady. A rare and wonderful woman.
She gives her time, her emotions, her value to us. And this is the way you treat her when she isn't around.

No, I won't go hide in a corner and shut up. You may or may not know me, and I don't really care either way.
By spouting off as you do, you only show your lowliness. Normally I ignore such stupidity and filth. But not when it comes to Miss T.
I am furious and sick at what you type and cannot believe you can mean such things.

Go find a corner and crawl into it will you?

 

[mbb308]

My world is spherical - it lacks corners.

Why don't you give thinking outside the box a try, if it isn't too frightening?

Believe what you like. The less you research, the easier it will be to leap to "conclusions".

 

[A Desert Rose]

The thread title tells it all.

This is a ridiculous thread written by a ridiculous man who happens to be friends with MissT.

She will get a good laugh out of it when she does read it.

I guess one has to know mbb's sense of fun to catch on. Happily, MissT, and I both do.

 

[Etoile]

Yay! For once I recognized a joke thread for what it was.

 

[bunny bondage]

Yay! For once I recognized a joke thread for what it was.

i'm not laughing...

 

[Etoile]

i'm not laughing...

I didn't say I was either. Just that I recognized it was supposed to be a joke. I have a past history of not being able to tell when a thread is meant in jest.

 

[mbb308]

*puts large pot of water on to boil for the search weasels when they return*

*Checks receipt to make sure they are homing search weasels*

 

[bunny bondage]

I didn't say I was either. Just that I recognized it was supposed to be a joke. I have a past history of not being able to tell when a thread is meant in jest.

i know how you feel, Etoile. i often feel as though my universe doesn't quite connect with everyone else's...

 

[WriterDom]

seems like she said she is moving into a house.

 

[niteshade]

Hey guys... I know we all love MissT, but I am sure it was a joke... If you take a look through some other threads, you will see that the two of them mess around with each other like this. Before we get up in arms about it, I think we should wait for her to finish unpacking, and come back to us. If she is mad at him, she will just take his face off... though I am sure she will be pleased with all the support!

 

[James G 5]

i know how you feel, Etoile. i often feel as though my universe doesn't quite connect with everyone else's...

Welcome to MY world
I saw the humor right away, but I guess as a thought-radical with a sense of humor verging on the offensive it was easier for me LOL
Nice to see someone besides me get jumped tho LOL

 

[MissTaken]

Peek A Boo!



Thanks, mbb for sending your lazy assed weasels! All they did was chase down my loving, delicate and highly trained weasels, accosting their senisibilities and trying to fornicate. Next time, send the hamsters! At least, they occupy themselves running in funny little wheels, going nowhere for hours on end.

And damn sure did very little to help me move, as would be the same with some of my friends. *cough*



Yep, thank you everyone who didn't recognize mbb's tongue firmly implanted in his cheek, but yes, this was a joke. The silly man has not only known my circumstances, but has access to me via telephone should he so desire. *hint hint*

Jokes like this are wonderful examples for encouraging the use of emoticons.

<-----mbb hates the toothy critter, in particular. I think his tastes are discriminatory.

So, I am finally moved, mostly unpacked, have started my new job and the children have entered another blissful year of academia. Phew! I am exhausted. And now, I have to go get my small game license to off a few of these flippin weasels!

 

[James G 5]

Peek A Boo!

So, I am finally moved, mostly unpacked, have started my new job and the children have entered another blissful year of academia. Phew! I am exhausted. And now, I have to go get my small game license to off a few of these flippin weasels!

Where's our peek?
WB MissT...As for hampsters & weasels, you should check out Sheaths' "My Kids Are Gonna Kill Me" thread on How To

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Glad the weasels only humped weasels and not YOU MissT. Glad your move went well and doubly glad that you are back on MOD duty where you belong!!!

PSSSST James!!!! *Stalk*

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