This is shitty!

[Isabella Thorne]

The Most Powerful Word

Well, shit...

Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself
up a shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you swim in a lake of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

And then there are people who wouldn't say s*** if there mouth was full of it!

 

[indyweasel]

Maybe

I think that 'Fuck' is the most powerful word in the English language.

I've got a .wav file I can send you if you disagree.

 

[SoftPeaches]

That post was the shit!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

indy dear ... do you have shit for brains? ... j/k ... lol

last night i smoked some really good shit ...

but i have never smoked fuck ... even though i have been told before that I am "smokin'" when I fuck ... lmao ...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Damn it iz your working hard again

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ohhhhh Chef ....

I love working to make you hard baby ...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: ohhhhh Chef ....

I love working to make you hard baby ...

Yeah well that too but I realized halfway throught ICQ'ing that I would have to wait long time for response

Oh and check the lyrics thread

 

[Expertise]

I don't smoke "shit" and I don't drink Pepsi!

Words to live by.

 

[indyweasel]

indy dear ... do you have shit for brains? ... j/k ... lol

but i have never smoked fuck ... even though i have been told before that I am "smokin'" when I fuck ... lmao ...

See what has happened to me in my old age, and professional demeanor? I didnt even make that connection. *looks at bottle of Mountain Dew* Damn I need more caffiene in the moring.

I'd like to personally check out to see how much 'smokin' you do when you fuck. And as a matter of fact, I have some free time right now.

 

[Expertise]

Out DAMN SPOT!

My quest for page one domination continues.

Shitty of me I know.... so call me juvenile.

 

[indyweasel]

*pulls out ACME-2110 automatic shitilator*

Back off Expertise.. I dont want to have to use this on you..

 

[Expertise]

Back off?!........ surely you jest tiny earthling, FOR I AM DEFECATION MAN! Your puny and primative earth weapons will not aid you and your legions Flatulence Boy.

Even now my Turd Minions are invading the brains of your citizens and politicians. From our base in Florida, we are seeping north..... much like a movement after a night of Tex-mex cuisine and draft beer.

Nothing can stop us now NOTHING! *insert maniacle laughter*

 

[alexander tzara]

That shit is fucked up, Man!

 

[indyweasel]

*backs up tanker truck full of Pepto-Bismal*

Ah, but you see Expertise, I have the solution for your seeping movement. This chalky pink concoction will try you up like so many little sponges.

Now leave the poor residents in Florida alone, they are trying to find out where all of their dangling Chads went.

*slightly wierd and annoying laughter*

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Just for some shits and giggles ....

When in a shitty situation, I always say:

"Hey shit-head, I'm not taking your shit!

I don't do shit, give a shit, take shit or pack shit - I'm not in the shit market!"
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Diet pepsi's not shitty, Chandler luv ....
and some of my best friends don't smoke that shit.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

She's built like a brick shithouse

Brick Shithouse

Meet The Brick Shithouse
Kiss the Brick Shithouse
Meet The Brick Shithouse

Don't you wish you'd never met her?
Don't you wish you'd never met her?
Don't you wish you'd never met her?

Lay him down, lie on
Lay him down
Now your lover went and put me in the ground,
I'll be watching, when he's around.
Now your lover went and put me in the ground,
I'll be watching

Meet the Brick Shithouse,
Kiss the Brick Shithouse,
Meet the Brick Shithouse,
Kiss.

~Placebo~

 

[Dillinger]

Big Brown River
by The Fugs

River of shit, river of shit
Roll on, roll on, river of shit
Right from my toes
On up to my nose
Roll on, roll on, river of shit.

I've been swimming in this river of shit
More than 20 years and I'm gettin' tired of it
Don't like swimming, hope it'll soon run dry
Got to keep swimming, 'cause I don't want to die

River of shit, river of shit
River of shit, river of shit
Roll on, Roll on, river of shit
River of shit
Roll on.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Fuck that shit

Pissing in a river, watching it rise
Tattoo fingers shy away from me
Voices voices mesmerize
Voices voices beckoning sea
Come come come come back come back
Come back come back come back

Spoke of a wheel, tip of a spoon
Mouth of a cave, I'm a slave I'm free.
When are you coming ? Hope you come soon
Fingers, fingers encircling thee
Come come come come come come
Come come come come come come for me oh

My bowels are empty, excreting your soul
What more can I give you ? Baby I don't know
What more can I give you to make this thing grow?
Don't turn your back now, I'm talking to you

Should I pursue a path so twisted ?
Should I crawl defeated and gifted ?
Should I go the length of a river
[The royal, the throne, the cry me a river]
Everything I've done, I've done for you
Oh I give my life for you.
Every move I made I move to you,
And I came like a magnet for you now.

What about it, you're gonna leave me,
What about it, you don't need me,
What about it, I can't live without you,
What about it, I never doubted you
What about it ? What about it ?
What about it ? What about it ?

Should I pursue a path so twisted ?
Should I crawl defeated and gifted ?
Should I go the length of a river,
[The royal, the throne, the cry me a river]
What about it, what about it, what about it ?
Oh, I'm pissing in a river.

~Patti Smith~

 

[Guest]

Merde! Le Patti Smith c'est tres bon.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

merci Monsieur Lapin ...

un tres bon et gentil lapin me donne les mots de Patti ...

merci mon tres bon lapin ami
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oh merde!

 

[MinkSoul]

two condoms are walking down the street...

as whey pass a gay bar one condom turns to the other and asks.....





want to go in and get shitfaced?