(This) Is On My Kick-The-Bucket List

[ydahecnot]

You just got the word that today would be the last day of your life. What would you want to die doing? This is open-ended, but not hoping for dozens of “be with my loved ones.”

I would want to have a gourmet dinner with tons of courses. When it was done, I would take a final sip of Riesling, lie down and pass on.

Go!

 

[ydahecnot]

Giving it one more shot

 

[Azuldrgon]

On my last day, I want to go on a massive hug a thon. I also want to enjoy one more time on the microphone.

How's that?

 

[LostGirlTink]

Do I get the whole day?
I want to wake up somewhere I can go for a walk on the beach, have breakfast watching the sunrise, then go snorkeling for a couple hours. (I'll assume I've already said all my goodbyes) In the afternoon I want to get a massage, take a bubble bath and get dressed up for dinner. Then go dancing I want to come home, have amazing sex and then fall asleep under the stars, preferably the northern lights and go that way.

 

[ydahecnot]

Perfectly fine; no judgment and no absolutes

 

[islandjoe2]

If I found out today that I was going to die my agenda would go something like this....

Wake up at 4 a.m. and get out my address book. Call everyone I hate and finally tell them what I think of them.

Shower, shave and do my hair up real fine. Then, I'd have several breakfasts. Lots of real bacon and pancakes with butter pecan syrup.

Next, I'd call all the women whom I've ever been remotely interested in and tell them what I should have said long ago.

For lunch, I'm having a ton of steak. In fact, I'm buying steak for everybody in the restaurant. Put it on my credit card, and the waitress is getting a $500 tip. And, I'm writing my phone number on a napkin to give to her, regardless of how interested she seemed, because I've always wanted to do that.

Next, I'm getting in a fist fight. Not sure with who, or how, but it's been a long time since I've been in an all out brawl and if I don't need to worry about being at work the next day, or looking nice for wedding photos, I don't see any reason not to.

Now, I'm going to the airport and buying a one-way ticket to chase down the one that got away. Just like a Hallmark movie.

For dinner, I just want pizza and mint-chip ice cream. But good pizza. Not like shitty Dominos. The good stuff, from a restaurant that specializes in good pizza.

To wind down the day, I'm going to find a really expensive hotel and take advantage of all the amenities I've never used. Spa with facials and massages and all that jazz. Then, sleeping naked in a huge feather bed and dying while looking out the window at the city lights.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Wear a wedding dress for the entire day. And one if those big poofy ones too.
Grocery shopping. Errands. Lunch with my husband. Walk the dog.
I want everyone looking and wondering what the hell I’m doing.

 

[ydahecnot]

If I found out today that I was going to die my agenda would go something like this....

Wake up at 4 a.m. and get out my address book. Call everyone I hate and finally tell them what I think of them.

Shower, shave and do my hair up real fine. Then, I'd have several breakfasts. Lots of real bacon and pancakes with butter pecan syrup.

Next, I'd call all the women whom I've ever been remotely interested in and tell them what I should have said long ago.

For lunch, I'm having a ton of steak. In fact, I'm buying steak for everybody in the restaurant. Put it on my credit card, and the waitress is getting a $500 tip. And, I'm writing my phone number on a napkin to give to her, regardless of how interested she seemed, because I've always wanted to do that.

Next, I'm getting in a fist fight. Not sure with who, or how, but it's been a long time since I've been in an all out brawl and if I don't need to worry about being at work the next day, or looking nice for wedding photos, I don't see any reason not to.

Now, I'm going to the airport and buying a one-way ticket to chase down the one that got away. Just like a Hallmark movie.

For dinner, I just want pizza and mint-chip ice cream. But good pizza. Not like shitty Dominos. The good stuff, from a restaurant that specializes in good pizza.

To wind down the day, I'm going to find a really expensive hotel and take advantage of all the amenities I've never used. Spa with facials and massages and all that jazz. Then, sleeping naked in a huge feather bed and dying while looking out the window at the city lights.

Bacon and steak will clog your arteries.

great job

 

[Trekka]

So all the "spend time with family" warm fuzzies are off the table? I'm thinking...

Hot air balloon ride. Gang bang. Stuffed french toast. 100% pure indica kush. Hang out underneath SMN's wedding dress. Snorkeling. Pet some kittens. Sushi. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[ydahecnot]

So all the "spend time with family" warm fuzzies are off the table? I'm thinking...

Hot air balloon ride. Gang bang. Stuffed french toast. 100% pure indica kush. Hang out underneath SMN's wedding dress. Snorkeling. Pet some kittens. Sushi. Not necessarily in that order.

You’ll have to fight me for space under the dress

 

[Trekka]

You’ll have to fight me for space under the dress

She said it's big n poofy. Sounds roomy.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

She said it's big n poofy. Sounds roomy.

Such a party under that dress...

 

[Trekka]

Such a party under that dress...

Well speak up, Matt! What's on your Fuck-It-Bucket-List? Inquiring minds n all...

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Well speak up, Matt! What's on your Fuck-It-Bucket-List? Inquiring minds n all...

*Scrolls out the Fuck it list across the floor*

well let's see there's more threesomes
A foursome
and a full swap listed on there.....but I can't go through the entire list!

 

[beachbaby179]

spend the night here, making love under the northern lights in a private glass igloo with a king sized bed.

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[ydahecnot]

How did you get a pic of my house?

 

[beachbaby179]

How did you get a pic of my house?

I'm your favorite stalker, remember?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Believe it or not...I would like to go sailing. Nice big boat, open water, sailing a reach before a following sea, preferably in the Southern Ocean. (cue CSN, Southern Cross...).

Maybe a long walk in the woods or mountains.

I had a friend (well, more of an acquaintance) who died (at like late 70's) while snorkeling on the Great Barrier Reef. I could dig that.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ok fine.

Assuming that I will see all of my loved ones at some point, and that money is no object,
I'd like to spend part of the day alone with someone I'm close to.

I don't care if that's cliché, that's what I want. I want to go out feeling loved and cherished in mind, spirit, and body. For a change.

 

[HelpImLost]

I'll probably go to the clubs and bars and suck as many dicks as I can , and have a train run on me in the bathrooms of said clubs and bars!

 

[curvyangel1969]

Spend the day swimming and playing with otters, then the beach hunting for the perfect sand dollar. Fall asleep in a luxury bedding hotel with the windows open listening to the waves .

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dancing all night with my besties to my favorite 80's cover band.

 

[jaF0]

As long as I was absolutely certain it wasn't a gimmick, I'd spend the day making sure certain politicians went before me.

Oh, and those Kardashithings too.

 

[done_got_old]

I'd enjoy a good meal of all my favorite foods. A bottle of cognac and a 4-star hotel would be a fitting end.