This is MY fucking Thread. Obey me.

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Todd, REDWAVE and a couple of other people lately have gone out of their way to control dialogue by presenting, en masse, either a series of threads that read like Humanities Lectures on Tape or a single thread where they promise to deliver a daily rant that we will all find interesting. It's like they've grown weary of having to share the board with so many people who don't appreciate their sagacity (I just looked that up -- it actually IS a word), and have decided to open up a Soapbox Shop of their own right here at Literotica, a shop where they can Blow in the Wind, Cry in the Desert, or Fart in the Bathtub, as the case may be, without the distasteful need to actually talk to anyone. It's all about us shutting up and "Just listening!" SIN used to do it with "The Andra Jenny Show", and other fringe-cakes have done it before.

So, I think we should all do it.

I think everyone should start a thread featuring your "Daily Opinions", and hope against hope that the rest of us will tune in and "Just listen!" without actually offering anything that smells like dialogue.

I'll start. This thread is about how obnoxious "Daily Rant" threads are (though I actually find some of Todd's stuff interesting), and I FORBID you all to discuss anything else here.

 

[Purple Haze]

This thread really sucks, man.

I think we should discuss left-handed buttfucking...

 

[sunstruck]

So the power was down at the station for 10 hours. I came in this morning and everyone was playing twister.

So glad I wore shorts today.

 

[Purple Haze]

The Bangles were a pretty good band, I wonder why the Go go's were more popular.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Fuckers.

 

[tortoise]

All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino
All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian
All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block
All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian
All the cops in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian

 

[Tantanah]

Time to watch the Young and the Restless.

 

[Sandia]

I like the idea. I hadn't seen those other threads you mentioned, but I'll have to go look for them now.

You're falling down on your ranting, though DCL.

So far I only see one rant on this thread.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sandia: You have to wait for my "Daily Update!" Yup. I think I'm a CBS Newsmagazine.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Yea verily, the teeming masses were given explicit instructions and forbidden certain things..........

And the teeming masses did whatever the heck they wanted to.......

 

[bluespoke]

Yea verily, the teeming masses were given explicit instructions and forbidden certain things..........

And the teeming masses did whatever the heck they wanted to.......

And then along came this funny little man with an idea for building an Ark!

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

How about Japanese Beetle infestations?

 

[bluespoke]

How about Japanese Beetle infestations?

There's a problem there. Two of them are dead and McCartney can't get in because of a drug conviction.

 

[sunstruck]

Sandia: Yup. I think I'm a CBS Newsmagazine.

I had an Uncle who thought he was Tom Brokaw. Is that the same thing?

He also claimed to be Jese James. But only when we forgot his meds.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

And then along came this funny little man with an idea for building an Ark!

I wonder what woulda happened if the funny little man had gone outside of design specs?

 

[bluespoke]

I wonder what woulda happened if the funny little man had gone outside of design specs?

Iceberg! What iceberg? Anyway this ship is unsinkable!

 

[Guest]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeow

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Fuckers

Dixon says "Hands on Hips"! Dixon says "Stand on one leg!" "Stick out your tongue!" Ha! I didn't say "Dixon says!" You're out, Sunstruck! Okay, everybody else sit down. We have an hour and I'm going to explain you why Frankenberry can beat up Count Chocula and what this has to do with campaign finance reform...

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Iceberg! What iceberg? Anyway this ship is unsinkable!

No, No, NO! The ship built by the little guy in the desert, not the ship built on the foggy, rainy island.

You know, the one that DIDN"T sink.........

 

[Sandia]

Frankenberry can beat up Count Chocula?

No fuckin way, dude!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Fuckers

Dixon says "Hands on Hips"! Dixon says "Stand on one leg!" "Stick out your tongue!" Ha! I didn't say "Dixon says!" You're out, Sunstruck! Okay, everybody else sit down. We have an hour and I'm going to explain you why Frankenberry can beat up Count Chocula and what this has to do with campaign finance reform...

I am into third party platforms. I contributed to Booberry this year.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Fuckers

Dixon says "Hands on Hips"! Dixon says "Stand on one leg!" "Stick out your tongue!" Ha! I didn't say "Dixon says!" You're out, Sunstruck!

I always knew I'd make a shitty sub.

Wanna snadwich?

 

[Mischka]

Yes, but what about the dingleberry?

 

[tortoise]

Cap'n Crunch will pop a cap in your ass.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

anyways as to the situation with the world today why must the be so many kinds of mustard? Mustard is just mustard but when I made me a bologna sandwich for lunch I had to choose between regular yellow, that grey pupon crap, Nathans or Booreshead with horse raddish. For the love of GOD all I wanted was a freakin sandwich not to have to put actual thought into it. Its lunch people, nothing more nothing less but yet here I am studying why I have four open jars of mustard, each with a unique taste, in my fridge. It was more than I could handle, fuck it I had some cantalope...which makes even more choices. What kind of salt, iodized or sea? Do I add some cottage cheese? if I add the cheese, how about some pepper, then which kind?

all I wanted was lunch, and yet I was bombared with personal questions